The person below me

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat May 21, 2011 9:08 pm

My tummy is "taking up" Cheetos as I write this. Does that suffice?

TPBM has always wanted to do something beyond their experience and "acceptable" desires, but fears what others may think.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:12 pm

Got over that one years ago.

TPBM is going to tell another cute cat story.

jella · Post by **jella** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:18 pm

true....I used to have a persian manx mix that chased the neighborhood dogs off his property

one mean cat !

TPBM has been having playa dreams

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:53 pm

Everytime I open the garage! Everytime I look at Barbie standing proud in the corner of the living room. Everytime I see the shit load of booze in the spare bedroom. Everytime I check the status of my solar array.

TPBM has been to the donkey show in TJ.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:05 pm

my Mom has a photo of me at 5 yrs. old, in TJ, wearing a sombrero, on a donkey painted like a zebra, but I don't think it was the show you refer to.

TPBM maybe has been to the other kind of donkey show in TJ.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun May 22, 2011 7:18 am

I"ve never even been to Tiauana.

TPBM has "my aunt Jane" as a code phrase.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun May 22, 2011 6:48 pm

I don't have an Aunt Jane but I do have an Aunt Dottie, Diane, Debbie, and Peggy. My code phrase is baby - "how are you baby."- usually to another guy friend when a male won't stop hitting on me. It's his sign to pretend we are together to get rid of annoying suitor.

The person below me realizes that I will always be on top.

busgypsy · Post by **busgypsy** » Sun May 22, 2011 7:13 pm

Being on top of me is perfectly alright and the fact that your a texas girl...even better.

TPBM realizes that they are out of lube and must improvise.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun May 22, 2011 7:19 pm

As a lez, improvising without lube is usually fine - a little saliva will do.

The person below me still doesn't have playa completely out of their playa gear from last year.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun May 22, 2011 7:25 pm

Last year? Try ten years.

TPBM should get more sleep. Just not at work.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun May 22, 2011 7:28 pm

True. But I still have so much to do before I start my new position tomorrow.

The person below me has used a Pee Funnel.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun May 22, 2011 7:31 pm

Yes, but not for what one might think. Gives dirty martinis a whole new aspect.

TPBM has a perfect pair of playa boots. They forgot to pack them last year.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sun May 22, 2011 7:43 pm

I do. They are currently in the shop. Because I forgot them, but i found another pair. I have pictures but damn you flickr for making it impossible.

The person below me also has a picture of their playa used and covered boots and can share it with you here.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun May 22, 2011 8:14 pm

BOOTS?

TPBM likes men with painted toenails

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun May 22, 2011 8:59 pm

Toes are a touchy subject for me.

TPBM is waiting to scoop up something important at the Memorial Day sales.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon May 23, 2011 7:31 am

No, trying to cut back. Hoping MyLarry will be home (insert bad touchy joke here).

TPBM has a dozen projects, only three of which will actually make it to the playa.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:30 am

God, I hope thats not true. I have a dozen projects, but I hope they ALL make it to the Playa.
8 of the dozen are making sure our Birgins are prepared.

TPBM, is still nursing a hang over, and sad its Monday again.

tetrisstage · Post by **tetrisstage** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:50 am

I had a hangover yesterday but not today plus Im not sad its Monday because we live in Hawaii and mondays (amongst every other day of the year) is always pretty damn nice, sunny and beautiful :)

this is my first time on this topic but..
Im sure TPBM is wishing that they too could join me on this fine fine hawaiian monday morning

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon May 23, 2011 12:37 pm

Yep! Clouds just rolled into Denver and its probably about to rain.
And oddly some parts of the mountains are at 250% average snow pack, and very little has started melting yet.

TPBM ....um.... prefers boxers to briefs.

worksofheart · Post by **worksofheart** » Mon May 23, 2011 2:35 pm

Tighty whities remind me of...well, I won't go there...a nice behind in a pair of boxers suits me fine...

TPBM will use only body paint as one of their Playa costumes...

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon May 23, 2011 3:39 pm

Probably not this year. Tried it once, getting it out of body hair is a pain in the..... *places a person has body hair*

TPBM is often a shirt cocker or beaver blouser.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:43 pm

I almost never wore a top on the playa.

The person below me has worn heels on the playa.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 23, 2011 7:48 pm

Never have, never will.
TPBM is prone to congestion headaches thsi time of year.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon May 23, 2011 7:57 pm

Sometimes, but my current migraine was trigged by being sick a little over a week ago.

The person below me has flown on an airplane but never been on a train.

tetrisstage · Post by **tetrisstage** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:08 pm

false, i was on a train in london a few weeks back

TPBM is stoned replying to his/her next TPBM comment

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:12 pm

If you mean pot - I don't smoke it so nope.

If your talking about rocks - I'm too tired to try.

The person below me is owned by a cat.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:31 pm

pussy whipped some times but currently free.

TPBM likes carrot juice and vodka.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:38 pm

I am more of a gin and tonic girl.

The person below me likes to cuddle.

worksofheart · Post by **worksofheart** » Mon May 23, 2011 9:42 pm

hmmm...cuddle...why yes, I think I do!

TPBM is obsessed with fresh sushi....

tetrisstage · Post by **tetrisstage** » Mon May 23, 2011 10:51 pm

nope but my boss does... he eats sushi with wasabi by the gallon
TPBM has been to Bali (Indonesia)