roll call: After the Rapture, who's here?

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Postby Bob Bitchen » Sun May 22, 2011 3:39 am

Does this mean I have to give back all of my nieghbers tools I took last night. :shock:

I guess I better return the car I took from Toyota parking lot too. :shock: :roll:

Well Crap. :lol: :roll:
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Postby TomServo » Sun May 22, 2011 4:05 am

keep em


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Postby Bob Bitchen » Sun May 22, 2011 5:24 am

Should I give back thier food :?: too :roll:

I think I'm going to keep thier dog I like him. :P
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Postby ygmir » Sun May 22, 2011 5:55 am

Bob Bitchen wrote:Should I give back thier food :?: too :roll:

I think I'm going to keep thier dog I like him. :P


glad to see ya turning this into a positive, BB.

good call.
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Postby knowmad » Sun May 22, 2011 9:40 am

Yep still here,
my feet on the earth my head in the clouds.

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Postby Elderberry » Sun May 22, 2011 9:49 am

Speaking of giving things back, what about all those people that gave that preacher who predicted this their entire last cent? That preacher happens to be worth 70+ million dollars and all those that believed him and donated all their savings are now flat broke. I wonder if the preacher will be giving them a refund?

I want my money back!
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Postby TomServo » Sun May 22, 2011 10:05 am

I would normally feel bad for them, but...they let faith get in the way of common sense.
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Postby gyre » Sun May 22, 2011 10:22 am

TomServo wrote:...they let faith get in the way of common sense.

Are you being ironic?

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun May 22, 2011 12:13 pm

Oh, I'm a slut for Schadenfreude. I hope that preacher gets sued for fraud.
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Postby goathead » Sun May 22, 2011 12:53 pm

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Postby TomServo » Sun May 22, 2011 3:04 pm

Now I have ammo...for every bible thumping goon that knocks at my door. Why are you still here? Heathen!
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Heard delays in the rapture were do to poor planning.

Postby Marscrumbs » Sun May 22, 2011 4:33 pm

I got first tier for the rapture guys. How about you.

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Postby MisaBlue » Sun May 22, 2011 4:50 pm

Still here :)

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Postby Savannah » Sun May 22, 2011 6:07 pm

Guys! Guys! Turns out heaven looks a lot like a 4th floor apartment with a partial view of the Olympic mountains. The weather is not what I'd hoped. Jesus pronounces his name "Hey-SOOS", and he lives in #302. He's low on harp music, but he's got a lot of Tejano.

I bet I can get out of here in time for the Burn.

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Postby JStep » Sun May 22, 2011 7:33 pm

Here and kinda bummed that all the uber religious folks didn't disappear.
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Postby Deb Prothero » Sun May 22, 2011 8:08 pm

Still on earth. Had a barbeque with some other progressives yesterday so we could be sure to keep any of the good ones from accidentally being scooped up!

Harold Camping has been reported to have made $70 million from the people who sold all their belongings and gave him money to put up billboards. I'm wondering if a fraud suit could be brought against him. Why should this man get away with ruining some simple peoples' lives?
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun May 22, 2011 8:57 pm

I'm all for the fraud suit if possible. Although, fools and [s]there[/s] their money... Still, whom do I hate more?
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Postby MyDearFriend » Sun May 22, 2011 9:58 pm

JStep wrote:Here and kinda bummed that all the uber religious folks didn't disappear.


+100
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Postby Elderberry » Sun May 22, 2011 11:49 pm

JStep wrote:Here and kinda bummed that all the uber religious folks didn't disappear.

You're bummed!? Imagine how all those uber religious folks are feeling right now!
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Postby worksofheart » Mon May 23, 2011 12:02 am

Damn...still here...and I was SO hoping to avoid another Monday.... ;-)
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Postby Major Krash » Mon May 23, 2011 4:54 am

TomServo wrote:Now I have ammo...for every bible thumping goon that knocks at my door. Why are you still here? Heathen!


+1

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Postby shroom » Mon May 23, 2011 6:31 am

still here!!!


I forgot about Jesus I will survive, thanks for posting it!
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon May 23, 2011 9:43 am

I guess we're all sinners, and we've all been forgiven. And this is heaven right here, or hell, depending on what we make of it.

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Postby pinemom » Mon May 23, 2011 12:31 pm

Oh~....HERE!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Mon May 23, 2011 2:21 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:I guess we're all sinners, and we've all been forgiven. And this is heaven right here, or hell, depending on what we make of it.


+1. 8)

Ya know, I heard the local parish priest say yesterday, a lot of people get sucked into this false belief that the world is gonna end, and they're all looking to be worried and stuff about these doomsday predictions, but the shit already hit the fan (OK, he didn't say shit, but he could have) a couple millenia ago, which means we're already living in paradise.

He also threw some other religious stuff in there which, for the sake of not stirring up a shitstorm herein, I'll leave out... but he was right. This IS the promised land, now it's up to you to go out there and make it PARADISE. Just DO it.

I like this guy. His wife's pretty awesome, too.

I think I'll keep working on these little holes in the wall, one in particular at this pentagonal spot in the desert... kinda always seems like paradise when I get there!

bb

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Postby graidawg » Mon May 23, 2011 2:25 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:I guess we're all sinners, and we've all been forgiven. And this is heaven right here, or hell, depending on what we make of it.


+1. 8)

Ya know, I heard the local parish priest say yesterday, a lot of people get sucked into this false belief that the world is gonna end, and they're all looking to be worried and stuff about these doomsday predictions, but the shit already hit the fan (OK, he didn't say shit, but he could have) a couple millenia ago, which means we're already living in paradise.

He also threw some other religious stuff in there which, for the sake of not stirring up a shitstorm herein, I'll leave out... but he was right. This IS the promised land, now it's up to you to go out there and make it PARADISE. Just DO it.

I like this guy. His wife's pretty awesome, too.

I think I'll keep working on these little holes in the wall, one in particular at this pentagonal spot in the desert... kinda always seems like paradise when I get there!

bb



+3 i like tis post and think its a message from all of the gods
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Postby illy dilly » Mon May 23, 2011 3:52 pm

Still here, but didn't really expect I'd be going anywhere.

Though, kinda disappointed, we had the box truck all gassed up and swept out, crow bars freshly polished, black masks and duffel bags out of storage, ice chest full of cold 40's, we were all sorts of ready to go looting. But sadly, either Denver is full of heathens and non-believers or the rapture didn't happen.
But, no one has heard from anyone in Elbert County since Saturday. Typically they're thump-en that bible so hard you can hear it from Denver.
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Postby FaeTora » Mon May 23, 2011 8:08 pm

So what the hell happened? My dirty dishes didn't get raptured.

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Postby unjonharley » Mon May 23, 2011 8:43 pm

FaeTora wrote:So what the hell happened? My dirty dishes didn't get raptured.

TSK TSK TSK


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