roll call: After the Rapture, who's here?

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:51 pm

FaeTora wrote:So what the hell happened? My dirty dishes didn't get raptured.

TSK TSK TSK

You put bacon on the milk plate.

Any way I heard the rapture was canceled, "they needed to collect more mony.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon May 23, 2011 9:00 pm

go figure, God's a capitalist.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 23, 2011 9:04 pm

well, capitalism is the way of nature, after all.......

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Mon May 23, 2011 9:26 pm

your right. I often see the birds outside my window exchange dollar bills for flavor enhanced seeds.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 23, 2011 9:56 pm

FaeTora wrote:your right. I often see the birds outside my window exchange dollar bills for flavor enhanced seeds.

*chuckling*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue May 24, 2011 10:33 am

unjonharley wrote:
FaeTora wrote:So what the hell happened? My dirty dishes didn't get raptured.

TSK TSK TSK
Next rapture Oct 21.. That sink is gonna stink..

Well the plague of locusts has to start somewhere.

lazerfox · Post by **lazerfox** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:11 pm

glad to see we get to enjoy the burn before going into our ends...I just hope there are fireworks!!

mudpuppy000 · Post by **mudpuppy000** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:14 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
FaeTora wrote:So what the hell happened? My dirty dishes didn't get raptured.

TSK TSK TSK
Next rapture Oct 21.. That sink is gonna stink..
Well the plague of locusts has to start somewhere.

That's cool, at least it's after Oktoberfest and LA Decompression.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue May 24, 2011 2:10 pm

They've set a new date for the apocalypse.

Do we care?

worksofheart · Post by **worksofheart** » Tue May 24, 2011 8:36 pm

Oh, dear. I was really hoping the world would end on 12.21.12 so I could make it to my first burn next year. At least the 10.21.11 deadline gives me another birthday to celebrate...

Do we care?? Maybe if we thought the world would actually end in October we might care...but do "thinking" and believing that even go in the same sentence?? In other words..."no".

How about a "Raptober-fest" party?? German beer and all of us left behind....yum...he he he....

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Tue May 24, 2011 10:29 pm

I woke up,stayed up....and crap no end of the world. I saw hippies and said WTF, who the hell has a sense of humor. Now I really to reform the Chupacabra Policia. Lothos #1162 Sex Crimes Officer Chupacabra Policia.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:05 am

Damn! They said I couldn't take any booze. I argued it all the way to the top. And he said that if they allowed booze everyone would want to go to the other place, so booze is not allowed.

Who the hell are they anyway. No Booze, sheesh .

I'm still here.

- heading for da bar for a drink -

Bob Bitchen · Post by **Bob Bitchen** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:42 am

How do they know there was not a Rapture.

They said 2 Million pepole would leave with god.

That is about 3 % of the Earths population.

So how would you know if only 3% were taken

Everyone still here are just sinners.

Just a thought

Post by **Sham** » Wed May 25, 2011 5:28 am

Bob Bitchen wrote:How do they know there was not a Rapture.

They said 2 Million pepole would leave with god.

That is about 3 % of the Earths population.

So how would you know if only 3% were taken

Everyone still here are just sinners.

Just a thought

This explanation make the most sense. All these bible thumping nuts are still here. Now I understand the crazy weather as well.
Bob Bitchen, are you really Jesus Christ?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 25, 2011 6:22 am

Bob Bitchen wrote:How do they know there was not a Rapture.

They said 2 Million pepole would leave with god.

That is about 3 % of the Earths population.

So how would you know if only 3% were taken

Everyone still here are just sinners.

Just a thought

also consider, it's (I heard 144K) 2M people, out of all who have EVER lived. I think that's like 26 billion or some such.

lazerfox · Post by **lazerfox** » Wed May 25, 2011 6:50 am

you guys are geniuses.
My mind = Blown

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 25, 2011 9:33 am

Yeah, as if self-righteous assholes are God's Chosen Ones.

Post by **Sham** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:15 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Yeah, as if self-righteous assholes are God's Chosen Ones.

Hey, I happen to be a self-righteous asshole, and I'm offended!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:28 pm

Are we sure that it is only supposed to be 144k? I have heard rumors that the Jehovah Witnesses have raised the number.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:04 pm

Sounds like a poker game... I'll see your Jehovah's Witnesses, and raise you 7 Day Adventists...

(Sometimes it's best to side with the house...)

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:14 pm

Rev Whatshisname, now say its Oct 21, 2011.

...at least it's AFTER TTITD.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:16 pm

It sure is pretty up here!! The Earth looks really dirty, everything is all white and fluffy where I'm standing...oh shoot, the hole in the clouds is closing, bye Earth, until next time...

a couple of hours later,

"Excuse me God, Dog, Dawg, whatever your name is,,,,may I get time off for Burning Man 2011?' NO?!! Why the fuck not?!!

*poof* Wow!! that was strange, I had the most bizarre dream....I dreamt I was... (oh skip it....it's good be home afterall)

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:27 pm

TomServo wrote:Rev Whatshisname, now say its Oct 21, 2011.

...at least it's AFTER TTITD.

Must have been postponed 'cause they couldn't fill the quota.

Bob Bitchen · Post by **Bob Bitchen** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:44 am

http://thewatchers.adorraeli.com/2011/0 ... -nw-china/

Maybe it has started.

See above link.

Bob Bitchen · Post by **Bob Bitchen** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:46 am

Bob Bitchen wrote:http://thewatchers.adorraeli.com/2011/0 ... -nw-china/

Maybe it has started.

See above link.

Just hold on tight to a bunch of them & they will take you to heaven.

Or Hell.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:38 am

unjonharley wrote:
FaeTora wrote:So what the hell happened? My dirty dishes didn't get raptured.

TSK TSK TSK
Next rapture Oct 21.. That sink is gonna stink..

so, when's the next one due?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 12:19 pm

Ah, he must have had another stroke and can't re-read the bible...

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 12:25 pm

ygmir wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
FaeTora wrote:So what the hell happened? My dirty dishes didn't get raptured.

TSK TSK TSK
Next rapture Oct 21.. That sink is gonna stink..
so, when's the next one due?

May of 12 will have some big sun storms.. Then there is 12/12/12.. So you wont have to buy the little snot pickers Xmas presents.

Post by **Savannah** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:24 pm

knowmad wrote:
FaeTora wrote:So what the hell happened? My dirty dishes didn't get raptured.

TSK TSK TSK
You put bacon on the milk plate.

Any way I heard the rapture was canceled, "they needed to collect more mony.

Yeah, the Rapture's kickstarter campaign didn't succeed. God will delurk on ePlaya any day now, to complain about how we don't really support art . . . (there were going to be fireworks and girls in furry platform boots and everything, you guys!)

Then BBadger will coldly hand him his ass.

Bob Bitchen · Post by **Bob Bitchen** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:12 am

Still here again guess I'm not worthy. Blahahahahahahaahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wake me up when its time for the real one.

BoB Bitchen

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