Established theme camp looking for some more members

motofab · Post by **motofab** » Mon May 23, 2011 7:32 pm

The Hardly Davidson Cafe' has openings for a few more people joining us in 2011 to share the fun and the burden. We do art car repair/welding in the daytime and run a casino/bar at night. We normally get excellent placement in the 4:30 Portal and expect the same this year.

Prefer experienced burners who can pay their share. Well-equipped virgins considered. If you're good at construction, welding, artistry, or random handjobs, then you have a better chance at getting in with us.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:27 pm

Random hand jobs, eh?

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:03 pm

Yeah, that caught my eye too! Ummmmm will the handjobs be while you are getting repairs? Or under the poker table?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue May 24, 2011 10:29 am

Don't hand jobs work better when they are focused?

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue May 24, 2011 1:19 pm

Well-equipped virgins and random hand jobs... what a lovely mental picture, thank you, that takes me waaaaaaaaaay back...

* disappears into a daydream*

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue May 24, 2011 5:29 pm

Makes me wonder what he really means by "new members"

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue May 24, 2011 5:56 pm

Grown in a lab, maybe?

Mr. Motofab, say it ain't so!