Am I a virgin burner?

yurtgirl · Post by **yurtgirl** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:43 am

I'm Yurtgirl, coz I have a yurt back here in Ohio. I came to BM in 2009 with siblings in an RV. After 2 days they wanted to leave coz it wasn't their thing. Not wanting to piss off said siblings I left, not seeing much and definitely mssing the burn.
Now I'm returning with my beau, driving cross country, bringing tents and coolers and wanting to experience it for real.
While I had a taste of what the festival offered but no more than 2 days can I still be called a virgin? I think so. It's as if I had a little foreplay but no real penetration, only making me want more.
I really am looking forward to this. C ya in da playa, peeps.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:58 am

yurtgirl, with the powers that I have bestowed upon me, Now hereby certify that you are now a Virgin again.
In giving you you virginity back you now must give it away. You must now spend the night with Simon of the Playa, Or 1 hour with Ygmir. (simon of the playa is a pussy cat)

with 10plus years of playa dust sucked into my lungs gives me the right to claim the above powers and the fact that I'm the 1st to respond.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:01 am

*standing straight, tall, and proud*

Listen to IBDAVE.........he's super cool, a great judge of character and almost always right.

oh, and, welcome!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:13 am

I don't actually like the term and I distance myself from it.

However, I have heard it used in the sense that the person who hasn't seen the big burn is still a virgin.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:45 am

You could be a birgin if that appeals to you.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:53 am

I always liked "Burngin"

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:27 am

sounds like you have been officially revirginized yurtgirl, congratulations!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:42 pm

Depends...did you see fire? The man isnt the only thing that burns.

You made it to BRC, which is the biggest challenge...so in my opinion, No. Unless you want to be, but they stopped spanking at the gate years ago.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:42 pm

An hour with Ygmir? What are you going to do with the other 58 minutes?

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:34 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:An hour with Ygmir? What are you going to do with the other 58 minutes?

that may be more info than we needed to know.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:05 pm

TomServo wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:An hour with Ygmir? What are you going to do with the other 58 minutes?
that may be more info than we needed to know.

So who's going to be first with a sloppy seconds joke?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:18 pm

me! i'll be first! or in this case second. i'll be second with a second joke no first with joke about seconds, no hang on that was doc so i'll be second with a joke no i suppose that was fishy who was first with a second joke or second with a joke.

on second thought i shall give up on humour. or is that thoughts about seconds? anyway a second joke, well its the first joke but its about seconds' sort of

there was a young girl from peru
who's limericks ended at line two.

ok now i will give up i shouldnt try and explain should i? i get confused easily

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:23 pm

There once was a dawg, name of grai
Who daily on internet did play
Till he found eplaya
Decided to set a fire
And on the real playa he did stay

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:24 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:There once was a dawg, name of grai
Who daily on internet did play
Till he found eplaya
Decided to set a fire
And on the real playa he did stay

*does a super happy dance*

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:28 pm

Dawg, what are you doing still up? Isn't it past midnight in London? Oh, see you in 17 (well, for you 16) days!

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:35 pm

Yurtgirl, a major point of this whole Thing In The Desert is that you can be ANYTHING YOU WANT!

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:10 pm

Elliot wrote:
Yurtgirl, a major point of this whole Thing In The Desert is that you can be ANYTHING YOU WANT!

*grabs Elliot and whirls him around for a big hug*

Thank you!!! that's the part I keep forgetting.

*happy happy*

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:46 pm

Ooooo.... Nice hug! Now I'm happy too!

Lowz · Post by **Lowz** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:02 am

she's gonna ring the bell a second time ?
Oh give me back my burginity too pleaaase

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:35 am

Nawww, ringing the bell again would not be right. She should think of herself as a veteran the first two days, then switch to birgin the rest of the week.

bluesbob · Post by **bluesbob** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:57 pm

I went last year. I plan on being a Birgin again anyways.

yurtgirl · Post by **yurtgirl** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:17 pm

[quote="Elliot"]:D
Yurtgirl, a major point of this whole Thing In The Desert is that you can be ANYTHING YOU WANT! :D[/quote]

Sweet! I'm a Birgin then, and next year I'll be whatever I want at the time. ;)

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:02 pm

yurtgirl wrote:
Elliot wrote:
Yurtgirl, a major point of this whole Thing In The Desert is that you can be ANYTHING YOU WANT!
Sweet! I'm a Birgin then, and next year I'll be whatever I want at the time.

then maybe I can re-bell you if you go through greeters when I'm working...

Lowz · Post by **Lowz** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:45 am

Elliot wrote:Nawww, ringing the bell again would not be right.

ibdave wrote:then maybe I can re-bell you if you go through greeters when I'm working...

This belly thing is quite a sensitive matter ..

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:23 am

I had been on the road for 26hrs by the time I got to greaters.

As much as I wanted the cerimony, I was just too bushed.