Amazon Smackdown

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Amazon Smackdown

Post by Foxfur » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:23 am

I was doing some searches on Amazon and decided to do an "x Vs. x" search.
The smackdown will be scored by how many items the search returns.
Probably not an original idea but sure is interesting, kind of.
Here's what I got:

Jesus vs Porn, 279K to 212K
Dogs vs cats, 773K to 407K (Beating BOTH porn and Jesus...)
Briefs vs boxers, 152K to 52K
PC vs MAC, 1.4million to 186K
Bacon vs vegetarian, 47K to 24K (no offense)

I should go build something.

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Post by illy dilly » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:38 am

Wow!
I take it you're morning person?

Though, the numbers do sorta show some trends.

Internet Porn is free, where as you still have to pay for Jesus.
Dog owners have to buy more shit for their pets than Cat owners.
I honestly cant believe mens underwear returned that many results.
PC's clearly still dominate the market.
Duh!

My own

Coors vs. Miller beer* vs. Budweiser vs pabst blue ribbon** :
2k vs 2.3k vs 2.7k vs 105

*beer had to be added to Miller, apparently some author named Linda Miller wrote a whole lot of books.
** The search PBR, returned a whole lot of stuff about Professional Bull Riding.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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