The person below me

worksofheart · Post by **worksofheart** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:41 pm

Psychocybin420 wrote:
worksofheart wrote:Pretty sure not.

TPBM would like to see Psychocybin420 showing off his moves!

ahem..... her moves..

Humblest apologies!!!

No WONDER you've got moves...I was in shock that a guy would attempt to make that claim! lol!

TPBM would like to help me pull my foot out of my mouth....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:49 pm

Yeah, but only to fill in my foot deficit.

The Person Below Me is finding that she/he spells better now that she/he has access to instant corrections with spellcheck.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:43 pm

no not really, I don't rely on spellcheck. I keep my dictionary close by. I would rather do it the old fashioned way...

TPBM would rather do it the old fashioned way (whatever "it" is)

edited for spelling check

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:47 am

Not normally! Its 2011, we might not have flying cars but it doesn't mean we have to do things the old fashion way! Why not use all the tools and Gadgets available to us! But I guess it depends on your definition of 'old fashioned way'

TPBM Is excited for what the 'new' eplaya!

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:43 pm

not really ...i like eplaya the old fashoned way.

TPBM keeps a everyday blog about his/her life

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:35 pm

No, but on more than one occasion I've had to look back at past emails or text messages to fill in the blanks.

TPBM is sick and tired of people standing on the side of the road asking for money, wearing almost brand new shoes, clean clothes, and expensive sun glasses.

worksofheart · Post by **worksofheart** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:18 pm

Oh YES! I work in an ER...and the amount of "indigent care" going to folks with diamonds, fake nails and money to stink up the waiting room with smoke and booze is positively nauseating. That kind of milking the system only hurts those that really need help....

Ok...getting off the soap box now...sorry for the rant....

TPBM likes taking naps...

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:51 pm

HELL YEAH!!! And I'm good at it too!
I'm so good at it, sometimes I do it on accident!

TPBM is good a naps, but terrible at going to sleep at night.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:55 pm

nope...i LOVE my beauty sleep. I love to dream. I blow things up in my dreams.

TPBM sleep walks to get bacon at exactly 3:07 every night.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:32 pm

zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ,,,, wha? huh? did somebody say, "BACON?"

TPBM has enjoyed a peanutbutter, date and bacon sandwich

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:34 pm

No, and I think my days of sandwich adventure are over.

TPBM noticed a token of aging this week.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:24 am

Yeah! After being on my knees working on the RV toilet all Saturday, my knees were sore on Sunday morning.
Yep, it was a set up, someone better go for it!

TPBM Hates their ISP but isn't willing to switch because of awesome connection speeds!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:30 am

Yep I hate my ISP. But since I am not paying for it I cannot complain.

TPBM would like to bring their kids to burning Man.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:08 am

Sorta. I don't have kids, but I'm thinking maybe in a year or two taking my niece.

TPBM always camps on the same side of BRC.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:09 am

Yep...Usually somewhere between 7 and 10, d and g.

TPBM wonders how someone does toilet work on their knees....aren't you supposed to be on your ass?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:12 am

Da Mule is in the HOUSE....

Have you escaped the one legged one again?

TPBM is wondering where the cheese doodles are.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:14 am

cheez doodles are in the bar!

TPBM has had their very own run-in with a one-legged prostitute.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:34 pm

She had two legs when I started.....

TPBM Has had a run in with a NO legged prostitute.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:24 pm

Not me, but I had a friend overseas who went into a motel room with a drinky girl for a bj and immediately came out complaining that she had no teeth. Me and the bud's of course chastised him for not staying "At least she won't bite you"

TPBM has also gotten a car stuck in a benjo ditch

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:06 pm

I never get stuck in those things....but am happy to help transport it.

TPBM has had an embarassing incident in an outhouse.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:33 pm

Do porta pots count? If so who hasn't!

First burn, was pretty wasted, got stuck in a porta pot cause I stud up too fast, got dizzy and forgot how to unlock the door!

TPBM is happy to see 'Da Mule' make his return!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:36 am

Always. Da Mule is an important member of this board.
TPBM has no idea what I"m talking about.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:43 am

yup...i know who "da mule" is ...but im not sure of why hes so importaint.

TPBM knows how to speak nonsense.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:17 pm

porevn Fcat all teh tmie, scikest prat mkaes snese.

The person below me will now share a limerick.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:19 pm

False, is the answer I wont say
I actually wrote this today
Just this little bit
was some difficult shit
So please throw it away

TPBM is glad they didn't have to write a limerick

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:45 pm

Yeah, I hate that rhythm.
TPBM has a nerd crush on a certain scientific figure.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:11 am

(yeah I'm no word smith)
Not really. Unless shes an actual scientist

TPBM is gonna write a much better Limerick.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:51 pm

There once was a nerd with a crush,
on the towns most gullible lush.
Why should he care if he has to share?
as long as she drinks elsewhere.

Yeah rhyming is lame.

The person below me has an hour to kill at work before they are free.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:02 pm

Actually, I switched my regular Tuesday off for today to get a molar pulled.

TPBM is so lonely that they want to learn my wild secrets of partying.

worksofheart · Post by **worksofheart** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:07 am

Not lonely...but I'm always game to hear a secret! Especially where fun is involved!

TPBM still plays with kid's toys....