The Reverend Doctor Lafayette Johnson

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:56 pm

That's my full name, but you can call my Laf'. Or Doc. Or just about anything.

I'm a reverend in my own church of being and a doctor of thinkology specializing in possibilities. I've been hearing about this event for quite awhile now and I think the universe has finally reached the point where you all are ready for me.

I'm 42 years old and live near San Diego. You may have heard of me, I have kind of a flamboyant personality.

Whooooooeeee, we gonna have us a time.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:03 pm

Welcome Laf!

"a doctor of thinkology specializing in possibilities" sounds like something the Nowhere Man, from the Beatles Yellow Submarine, would say.

Read everything you can! Read the Survival Guide! Also, try and read at least 1 new thread a day on ePlaya. You'll learn so much!

Maybe even, the universe has reached a point where you are not ready of all of us!

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:09 pm

Hi Laf!

delle · Post by **delle** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:15 pm

Hiya Doc.

I founded the Church of Monty. Congregation 2. My kids. They didn't have much of a choice.

Then I changed my name to Delle and nobody followed.

Oh well. I'n still listening.

WELCOME and ENJOY!!!!

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:25 pm

Thanks for the happy greetings. Yellow Submarine? Maybe. Oh wait - wasn't it Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD? My folks are from the south so there's a bit more swamp-voodoo aspect, not to mention big lashings of Monty Python and Dr. Who.

I had to invent my own religion so I could stop being a not-a. Not a hippie, not a punk, not a raver. Definitely not a christian, not a buddhist, jew, muslim, hindu.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:31 pm

Thats different.
Most people are what they are. Instead of having to be what they are not.

Hey man, if you created a religion for tax/government reasons there is not reason to lie about it on eplaya.

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:33 pm

Would I lie to you baby?

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:42 pm

Probably,
You created your own religion, just cause!

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:45 pm

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:53 pm

Laf' wrote: Oh wait - wasn't it Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD?

Sure was!!!
O man, I wish I could remember all the crazy shit he says right after that.

All I got is
"Ad loc, hib, and quid pro quo! So little time, and so much to know!"

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:03 pm

Welcome to eplaya! I formed the Church of R.E.D. (rapid energy displacement) several years ago. Welcome home Brother!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:36 pm

(ahem) How many Docs are we going to allow on this forum? Seniority must have some privileges.

Oh, and welcome 'Laf.

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:46 pm

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:16 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:(ahem) How many Docs are we going to allow on this forum? Seniority must have some privileges.

Oh, and welcome 'Laf.

Don't Work Doc, you are the offical Doc Pyro! You have nothing to worry about!

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:59 am

'Rev' works for me too. Or just Laf'. Or 'The Doctor'

Probably not a risk to confuse me with your Doc Pyro as I'm sure I'm way more handsome, clever, and charming.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:24 am

You have to hand it to this guy, he clearly is an excellent judge of people.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:32 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:You have to hand it to this guy, he clearly is an excellent judge of people.

Or,
His ego is way too big!
He created a church for him self! And not even for tax reasons!

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:18 am

Illy, darlin', you wouldn't want me to do the false modesty thing would you? That doesn't help anyone.

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:42 am

welcome to eplaya..

i hear the playa is really big.... big enough for all of us... and some of our ego's..... but as the hip hop saying goes " it aint' braggin' if you got it "

l/b

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:43 am

Very true!
I'm interested to meet you. I have this sneaking suspecian that you are Rip Taylor's look alike.

Why do you keep calling me baby and darling? Do I some how remind you of a truck stop waitress?

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:46 am

Ooooh, he's lookin' good, ain't he?

Sorry if I've offended you Illy darlin, it's just a thing I do.

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:54 am

Illy, sugar, I retract my apology. I looked back at this thread and realized you've called me a liar, said my ego is way too big, and guessed I look like Rip Taylor (although I really LOVE that tunic/whatever). My feelings are hurt, and while I will try to not call anyone else darlin' etc, I will try to ALWAYS use such names for you, sweetness.

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:55 am

(oh, and I've read the survival guide eleventeen times and I've been lurking and reading here on eplaya for a bit - I may be crazy but I ain't stupid)

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:04 pm

Lol, hey Laf' I'm just giving you shit!
If you've been lurking for some time, you should know by now that I shouldn't be taken seriously very often.

You said your self that you have a flamboyant personality. Then you talked about how good looking you are, just made me think of Rip Taylor- and I didn't mean it in a bad way.
I don't care if you call me Darlen or Sug, just wondered why. And if you'd like to keep referring to me like that- cool. I'm going to keep reading with a southern accent.

Though, I don't have a certified enemy on eplaya (at least not one I know of). If you'd like we could be arch enemies?

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:09 pm

awe, now baby, I was just giving you shit right back. You don't have to apologize.

Bitch.

It is ON.

Bitch

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:12 pm

Shut your mouth you egotistical Bastard!

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:40 pm

Who do you think you are, my mama? Only mama gets to talk to me that way. I don't shut my mouth for nobody, unless they're gonna spank me and Donna Matrix has first dibs on my cherry ass.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:53 pm

You will be lucky if Donna Matrix even touches your ripped up ragidy nonsense Post'n ass with a 10' paddle! Gurl, you know you aint got no cherry ass! You ass has been used and abused more times than bathrooms at the Loves at I-80 and HW-427

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:55 pm

lucky.bastard wrote:welcome to eplaya..

... but as the hip hop saying goes " it aint' braggin' if you got it "

l/b

Hip hop, my foot. That was Will Rogers: "It ain't braggin' if'n it's the truth."

Now, as for this new Reverend Of Me.... Does your church use pointy hats with stars on them? I've always wanted one of those, and I might be willing to convert from Heathenism for the right hat.

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:08 pm

Oh, Illy, sugah, I was going to respond in kind and talk about your skanky nasty ass but being a gentleman is just too deeply embedded in my soul and it's just too pretty a day to go talkin' that crap, even to my new beloved arch enemy.

So you just run along now, y'here, enjoy this beautiful day as well as your twisted little dark soul will permit you to.

Elliot - sure, baby, bring your pointed hat and anything you want. The Reverend Doctor's good for what ails you. We don't provide any outfits or uniforms though, it's against my religion. And, since it's just me, funds are a mite slim. But come on down, bring what you got, we meet at the crossroads every full moon.