Naked Old and Unattractive people on the playa?

Casanova · Post by **Casanova** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:41 pm

No thanks.. I said I could handle it not that I wanted to see it.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:15 pm

I, had to dig up some bones.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:26 pm

Old people are people too! think i said this before, but its everyones playground!

LittleJack · Post by **LittleJack** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:13 am

Thecatman wrote:I, had to dig up some bones.

That's absolutely inspirational! I've always been a horny bastard, and I don't intend to stop being one as I continue to age.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:05 pm

FIGJAM wrote:I think 20 or so people showing up naked at your camp and singing "why dont we get drunk and screw" in harmony would be art.

I wish the Burnign Man community board also ran the Ilford Photo board and, hell, all of them.

Just about every reply in every thread is either funny, informative or both. It's astonishing, especially for a bunch of satanists in the desert.

scruffyboy · Post by **scruffyboy** » Wed May 04, 2011 4:24 pm

Seen posts along this line before and the very best suggestion I can make?
STAY HOME!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 04, 2011 4:29 pm

Ah, but if he'd done that, he never would have come home and recanted.
Which I find a very satisfactory ending.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu May 05, 2011 10:24 am

Has anyone heard from Casonova since he went off to rehab?

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:23 am

tamarakay wrote:Has anyone heard from Casonova since he went off to rehab?

Huh??

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Thu May 05, 2011 12:49 pm

He told us a while back he was going into rehab...haven't heard from him since.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu May 05, 2011 12:54 pm

lucky420 wrote:He told us a while back he was going into rehab...haven't heard from him since.

Maybe he is all better now and wont have to go to BM for his preversions

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:23 pm

Well, not to be TMI but going to rehab did nothing to relieve my perversions. But at least NOW I can remember them.

*edited cause i am dyslexic and had some backwards letters again durn it*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 05, 2011 4:09 pm

well, maybe he's being "sober" for internet use, too.

Casanova · Post by **Casanova** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:46 pm

delle · Post by **delle** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:57 pm

Hey hey hey. Look who's back!!!!

How ya doing, young buck.

Think of you almost everytime I see my old saggy self walk by a full length mirror. The horror!!!! makes me giggle every time

Anyhow I'll save you the details for now....

....but glad to see you back.

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:07 pm

Nice to hear that everyone's so tolerant but I sure hope there's someone out there who's shocked by me wagging my fat shaggy ugly old BARE NAKED ass out there every chance I get! Won't that be fun?

Minxy · Post by **Minxy** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:14 pm

I don't know many folks that would be shocked but maybe you can find someone!

Leo · Post by **Leo** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:54 pm

Here we go again. Hope to see all of you at the BRC World Naked Bike Ride and Pub Crawl on Wednesday. For the third year in a row, I will be blinding all of you with my pale, white Seattle skin.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:59 pm

Good to see you Casanova!

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:00 pm

Casa-baby! How's it hanging? You doing well, yes?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:01 pm

A full body tan is not required for entry. Nor is imbibing.

YMMV

Enjoy!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:09 pm

yurtgirl · Post by **yurtgirl** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:37 pm

Token, you brought tears of joy to my eyes! A couple years ago we had to leave because my sister was uncomfortable with all the "naked, fat hairy guys on bikes". No shit. This year I'm coming with my beau who will most likely be one of those and I can't wait to see him enjoy the bliss of the playa.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:42 pm

You know Leo, after the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl leaves The Man, you know where the first stop this year is, don't you? Why, Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, only the best damn theme camp and village on the playa; but I digress, you people knew that already. Yes, it doesn't suck being us. So, MDF, Tamara, graidawg, and the rest of you newbies, it looks like we have our work cut out for us. Bring on the bare asses!

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:02 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:You know Leo, after the Naked Bike Ride & Pub Crawl leaves The Man, you know where the first stop this year is, don't you? Why, Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, only the best damn theme camp and village on the playa; but I digress, you people knew that already. Yes, it doesn't suck being us. So, MDF, Tamara, graidawg, and the rest of you newbies, it looks like we have our work cut out for us. Bring on the bare asses!

Excuse me, Doc, I think that was

fat shaggy ugly old BARE NAKED ass

wrapped in

pale, white Seattle skin

and, no it does not suck to be us.

Leo, I look forward to offering you a drink!

Leo · Post by **Leo** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:42 am

It is always a pleasure to visit Barbie Death Camp and Wine Bistro, clothed or unclothed. I look forward to bringing some fine reds from Walla Walla and visiting with the fine folks at BDC&WB.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:21 am

Laf' wrote:Nice to hear that everyone's so tolerant but I sure hope there's someone out there who's shocked by me wagging my fat shaggy ugly old BARE NAKED ass out there every chance I get! Won't that be fun?

Everyone finds something to be shocked at. Would it not be an honor to be a shocker for at least one person?

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:49 am

Ugly Dougly: It would indeed

cpart · Post by **cpart** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:59 am

Seeing how he didn't respond to a single thing people had to say. I believe this is just a troll.

you got trolled :\

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:07 pm

Now's the time to work on that overall tan so the dangling bits don't get sunburned!
LOL

ski bare

Naked Old and Unattractive people on the playa?

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