Fuck all these new people.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:45 pm

1/2 of them are mice anyhow.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:52 pm

I remember hearing that in 1999.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:04 pm

awww, gee dick. My feelings are tender. *squeeeeeak*

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:15 pm

What's the mice thing anyway?

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:00 am

Half are fuckable, fuck your day!!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:05 am

*facepalms*...ignorance is bliss.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:24 am

OED I don't have time to fuck all these new people; I already signed up to run the freakin pot luck dinner.

That'll teach me to jump in with both feet, huh...

Anybody else want to volunteer? Moonrise says he'll do half of them for ya!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:07 am

If we didn't have new people, who would we have to play with? The old fuckers keep walking away.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:57 am

oneeyeddick wrote:*facepalms*...ignorance is bliss.

Ratcatcher is an overrated profession.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:41 am

I think we do a good job of 'fucking' the new people.

We give them shit, if they deserve it, and if they get all huffy puffy they typically leave.

The *good* new people tend to not say stupid shit, and don't need to be fucked. And if we do give them shit, they take it in stride and stick around.

I think we have a very good 'fuck the new people policy' already!

Every year, and it tends to be a before June not after, we get some really good new folks.

Laf' · Post by **Laf'** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:53 am

I do plan to try to fuck as many new people as possible. Thanks for the suggestion!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:01 am

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:09 am

AntiM wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:*facepalms*...ignorance is bliss.
Ratcatcher is an overrated profession.

Cat Herder is too....

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"how i love them mousies, a tiny little treat, bite their little heads off, and nibble on their feet"...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:46 am

TomServo wrote:If we didn't have new people, who would we have to play with? The old fuckers keep walking away.

Ahem!

Homiesinheaven · Post by **Homiesinheaven** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:30 pm

what i miss, you old dusty snarkos?!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:50 pm

is this an offer? do we get to choose who we get fucked by and how? i'm not a fan of the two brick option is all

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:17 pm

Tell you what...

I'll fuck 1/2 of 1/2 of you, the other 1/2 can go fuck yourselves.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:21 pm

Homiesinheaven wrote:what i miss, you old dusty snarkos?!

just the new crop of birgins wanting us to be nice....

fresh meat

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:25 pm

yes, and they won't even show us their tits, first.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:01 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:yes, and they won't even show us their tits, first.

But if they were men, whould you want then to show their woo hoo's?

i.e. pee pee's, mr. happy, love muscle, gristle missle, willy, dip stick, pumping pole, meat wrench, one eyed fred, Johnson, tool, trouser snake, thrill drill, pocket rocket, wee wee, the cudder intruder, vagina viper, schtoinker, man pickle, dong, weiner, peter, pecker, wang, skin flute, Mr. Winkles, boner, womb broom, schlong, tally wacker, hmmmm...I can't think of anymore...darn

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:57 pm

maryanimal wrote: i.e. pee pee's, mr. happy, love muscle, gristle missle, willy, dip stick, pumping pole, meat wrench, one eyed fred , Johnson, tool, trouser snake, thrill drill, pocket rocket, wee wee, the cudder intruder, vagina viper, schtoinker, man pickle, dong, weiner, peter, pecker, wang, skin flute, Mr. Winkles, boner, womb broom, schlong, tally wacker, hmmmm...I can't think of anymore...darn

Don't be talking shit about my family, NOOB!

Dr Jet Sinister · Post by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:14 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Tell you what...

I'll fuck 1/2 of 1/2 of you, the other 1/2 can go fuck yourselves.

I'll drink to that!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:19 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:
maryanimal wrote: i.e. pee pee's, mr. happy, love muscle, gristle missle, willy, dip stick, pumping pole, meat wrench, one eyed fred , Johnson, tool, trouser snake, thrill drill, pocket rocket, wee wee, the cudder intruder, vagina viper, schtoinker, man pickle, dong, weiner, peter, pecker, wang, skin flute, Mr. Winkles, boner, womb broom, schlong, tally wacker, hmmmm...I can't think of anymore...darn
Don't be talking shit about my family, NOOB!

LMAO!! hehehehehe Aw OED, I haven't had a good laugh in a while. And I thank you for calling me a NOOB! Nice Overjoyed Optomistic Burner!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:48 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:
maryanimal wrote: i.e. pee pee's, mr. happy, love muscle, gristle missle, willy, dip stick, pumping pole, meat wrench, one eyed fred , Johnson, tool, trouser snake, thrill drill, pocket rocket, wee wee, the cudder intruder, vagina viper, schtoinker, man pickle, dong, weiner, peter, pecker, wang, skin flute, Mr. Winkles, boner, womb broom, schlong, tally wacker, hmmmm...I can't think of anymore...darn
Don't be talking shit about my family, NOOB!

how, can you have so many relatives, with different middle names, but, the same first name: "Tiny"?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:03 pm

It's a West Virginny thang, don't fuck with my clan!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:19 pm

ygmir wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:
maryanimal wrote: i.e. pee pee's, mr. happy, love muscle, gristle missle, willy, dip stick, pumping pole, meat wrench, one eyed fred , Johnson, tool, trouser snake, thrill drill, pocket rocket, wee wee, the cudder intruder, vagina viper, schtoinker, man pickle, dong, weiner, peter, pecker, wang, skin flute, Mr. Winkles, boner, womb broom, schlong, tally wacker, hmmmm...I can't think of anymore...darn
Don't be talking shit about my family, NOOB!
how, can you have so many relatives, with different middle names, but, the same first name: "Tiny"?

How about brown eyed susan. Relative too?

*Howling with laughter*

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:33 pm

I'm gonna need to pack WAY more viagra.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:15 pm

Snow wrote:I'm gonna need to pack WAY more viagra.

?

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:33 pm

Isn't that on the packing list? Its a very long week (or three)

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:40 pm

They don't include those(or pinapple flavored condoms and monkey butt powder) in the first timer's guide, but they should.

Fuck all these new people.

Fuck all these new people.

Who Wants Some Pussy?