you know you're burnier than thou

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:56 am

Psychocybin420 wrote:
Donna Matrix wrote:
Elorrum wrote:54. A family member sees your growing accumulation of things that "would be cool" for burning man, and asks if you've seen the t.v. show Hoarders.
fuck............. I am so there.
LOL i'm right behind ya.

I now have enough costumes for myself and my daughter for five changes a day for 10 days. Seriously! And I am surrounded by yarn, fabric, etc. and am scurrilously making more and more.

Apox · Post by **Apox** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:45 pm

70. If you live in gerlach, its automatic.

71. At Christmas time, you're the only house in the neighborhood that has their mutant vehicle lit up with Christmas lights instead of your house. (Most likely because it hasn't moved since you got back...)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:02 pm

72. you actually know how to pronounce Denio.

73. you've climbed up the crane at fly.

74. you've recently twitted pictures of your privates to marian.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:06 pm

75. you've traded a hairless asian man and a loofah for ten minutes to Hoot for 250 gallons of diesal.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:22 pm

76. When this......

........is You!

Apox · Post by **Apox** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:45 pm

77. When you have a Burning Man themed 'Getting out of the Navy' party....

Who with two thumbs did that.... THIS GUY!!!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:01 pm

Apox wrote:77. When you have a Burning Man themed 'Getting out of the Navy' party....

Who with two thumbs did that.... THIS GUY!!!

CONGRATS! and. THANK YOU!

78. You buy your patchouli from Nordstroms.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:50 pm

Apox wrote:77. When you have a Burning Man themed 'Getting out of the Navy' party....

Who with two thumbs did that.... THIS GUY!!!

thank you for your service young man!!! Congrats on being home and out of the Navy!! I have a son in the Navy and I think he's out this year or next. Will you be attending BM this year? Let's hope so!!

YeeeeeHawwwww!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:53 pm

79. When you're too sexy for the burn, too sexy for the burn

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Apox · Post by **Apox** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:57 pm

yes, this virgin WILL be attending this year! Am very stoked to finally make it, and the theme this year is remarkable, given that this is the first time I have been out, on my own, without the military or parents. I joined right out of high school, and was in for 8 years. Rites of Passage is just fitting. Not even the Rapture could have kept me this year!!

**sorry, yes, another rapture joke. too late?** xD

80. If you use a swamp cooler (by FIGJAM) to cool your apartment, instead of racking up your electricity bill by using your state of the art central a/c system!

actually, this isn't a bad idea! Hawaii is crazy expensive!!!

Apox · Post by **Apox** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:57 pm

::deleted:: how do you delete for realz?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:59 pm

Hawaii may not be dry enough.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:00 pm

You're as old as my son, he'll put in 8 years too I think! It'll be my first burn too!

However I may just bget singed a bit. hehehehe

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:03 pm

Apox wrote:::deleted:: how do you delete for realz?

you cant...only change it. Next time be patient after you hit Enter. double post is a curse, here.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:49 am

81. Everyday theres at least one post on your facebook about burningman.

82. You make excuses to buy things that might be cool for burningman

83. You get insurance on your self and your artcar just for burningman

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:23 pm

84. You see a car with a BRC sticker in the parking lot and you wait around like a demented stalker until the driver comes out just to meet them. That's how I met Harmony and now we're the closest of friends.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:27 pm

85. After pouring over eplaya, you become so nervus about your camp failing that you build EVERYTHING for your trip rather than trust store bought shit!!!

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:34 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:84. You see a car with a BRC sticker in the parking lot and you wait around like a demented stalker until the driver comes out just to meet them. That's how I met Harmony and now we're the closest of friends.

LOL ive done that ... this guy had the metropolis sticker on his volkswagon.

86. you've had a burningman album on facebook since the beginning of the year

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:46 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:84. You see a car with a BRC sticker in the parking lot and you wait around like a demented stalker until the driver comes out just to meet them. That's how I met Harmony and now we're the closest of friends.

I have one on my car for that reason. Never had a comment or anything in three years.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:29 pm

86. You decide you no longer need to justify wearing bunny ears with explaining that you are Shopping for Burning Man Stuff.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:32 pm

87. you crazy-glue the bunny ears to your scalp so you wont have to worry about them falling off in the billion (trillion?) bunny march.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:06 pm

88. when you even DARE to question my burnyness.

snake · Post by **snake** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:22 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:
84. You see a car with a BRC sticker in the parking lot and you wait around like a demented stalker until the driver comes out just to meet them. That's how I met Harmony and now we're the closest of friends.

I have one on my car for that reason. Never had a comment or anything in three years.
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i have a 'brc' sticker on my car and this 20 something guy approached me in the parking lot saying 'are you a billly ray cyrus fan too?'

snake · Post by **snake** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:23 pm

89. burnier than thou when you can't remember one burn from the next

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:23 pm

90. when you judge a date by how she reacts when you bring up TTITD.

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:42 pm

91. When you judge your sons' dates by how well they might tolerate TTITD.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:50 pm

knowmad wrote:86. You decide you no longer need to justify wearing bunny ears with explaining that you are Shopping for Burning Man Stuff.

Maybe it's just me, but bunny ears are obviously a dignified and tasteful choice.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:13 pm

Mojojita wrote:91. When you judge your sons' dates by how well they might tolerate TTITD.

92...you end up sleeping with one of your son's dates.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:48 pm

93. Your giny tingles without the benefit of mouthwash.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:33 pm

94. when you haven't even been yet and you already have a BRC sticker on your car AND on your airstream