A. Weiner

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Post by capjbadger » Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:39 pm

ygmir wrote:certainly, if you can't be one, or don't have one, with the right equipment and offer, you can get one.

I guess, for me, the big question is:

What, does Honey Badger think of it?
I don't give a shit. :D

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:38 pm

Hoohoo, his name's Wiener, get it?

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Post by illy dilly » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:42 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Hoohoo, his name's Wiener, get it?
O now I get it, ha ha!
Thanks for explaining it, your A. Wiener in my book!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:52 pm

I just sent you an exciting picture, hope U like.

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Post by illy dilly » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:07 pm

Emptying Inbox now!
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Post by goathead » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:54 pm

is that to say it is vacant?


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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:05 pm

Just a gaping void at this point. U like?

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Post by illy dilly » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:42 pm

I prefer tight moist caves
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Post by goathead » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:56 am

So do cheese's

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Post by Foxfur » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:42 pm

"When you check your box, please make sure to check it for A. Weiner!" said the campaign volunteer. . .

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Post by Foxfur » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:14 am

A. Weiner is a member of the house.

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Post by TomServo » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:23 am

The guy likes to show his penis...GREAT! Now what about our economy? Their are perverts on both sides of the aisle, but we can't let them distract us. FOR FUCK'S SAKE! YOUR BURNERS! Tell me you haven't seen a wiener at BM!
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Post by Foxfur » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:13 pm

TomServo wrote:The guy likes to show his penis...GREAT! Now what about our economy? Their are perverts on both sides of the aisle, but we can't let them distract us. FOR FUCK'S SAKE! YOUR BURNERS! Tell me you haven't seen a wiener at BM!

I heard A. Weiner is trying to come but that due to recent events he might slip out early.

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Post by TomServo » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:06 pm

Im all for wiener roasts, and this ones kosher....but please!
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Post by goathead » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:05 am

A. Weiner with chili, cheese and some onion.

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Post by TomServo » Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:20 pm

ever try onion sauce on your wiener? Its the BEST!
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Post by ygmir » Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:04 pm

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coincedence? I think not...........

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Post by Sic Pup » Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:29 pm

It sounds odd (as it should, I stole it from my brother) but cole slaw on A Weiner (preferably grilled) is da bomb.

I know Tom insists on boiled but a properly grilled weiner carmelizes the skin and adds another dimension, IMO.
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Post by Foxfur » Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:49 pm

So that's what A. Weiner looks like!
(We don't get TV out where we live. Main news source is local npr public radio. They don't show many pictures on their radio broadcasts.)

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Post by lucky.bastard » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:01 pm

We all do stupid shit sometimes., I think we all have a litte Weiner in us every now-and-again?
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Post by JStep » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:09 pm

C.f.M. wrote:I'm told A. Weiner stands firm on many positions - stiffer on some than others.
I think Weiner should stick it out, I'm betting he can beat this thing.
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Post by ygmir » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:54 pm

JStep wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:I'm told A. Weiner stands firm on many positions - stiffer on some than others.
I think Weiner should stick it out, I'm betting he can beat this thing.
well perhaps if he has the stamina, and, does his arguments don't turn flaccid.
He my have cum to the stage to early, though.
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Post by Foxfur » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:25 pm

Many house members are desperately begging for A. Weiner's head.
A. Weiners swollen head prevents his early withdrawl.

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Post by ygmir » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:35 pm

Foxfur wrote:Many house members are desperately begging for A. Weiner's head.
A. Weiners swollen head prevents his early withdrawl.
what will Emperor Fellatio do?
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Post by JStep » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:47 pm

ygmir wrote:
Foxfur wrote:Many house members are desperately begging for A. Weiner's head.
A. Weiners swollen head prevents his early withdrawl.
what will Emperor Fellatio do?
Kneel and supplicate?
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Post by ygmir » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:51 pm

JStep wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Foxfur wrote:Many house members are desperately begging for A. Weiner's head.
A. Weiners swollen head prevents his early withdrawl.
what will Emperor Fellatio do?
Kneel and supplicate?
call for Fallopia, queen of the desert?
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Post by Foxfur » Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:41 pm

ygmir wrote:
JStep wrote:
ygmir wrote: what will Emperor Fellatio do?
Kneel and supplicate?
call for Fallopia, queen of the desert?

Maybe Estrogena, Warrior Princess?

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Post by ygmir » Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:34 am

Foxfur wrote:
ygmir wrote:
JStep wrote: Kneel and supplicate?
call for Fallopia, queen of the desert?

Maybe Estrogena, Warrior Princess?
will she battle Spermiticus, with his purple helmet?
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Post by unjonharley » Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:18 am

Put a weiner in rehab..

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Post by Foxfur » Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:49 pm

ygmir wrote:
Foxfur wrote:
ygmir wrote: call for Fallopia, queen of the desert?

Maybe Estrogena, Warrior Princess?
will she battle Spermiticus, with his purple helmet?

With her mighty broadsword Vaginella?

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