But how will you know which 1/2 unless you give us a chance!?oneeyeddick wrote:1/2 of them are mice anyhow.
Got any cheese???
Fuck all these new people.
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Re: Fuck all these new people.
Got any cheese???
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words to live by............AntiM wrote:Still, with the newbs seeking information, no fucking with them until they have at least one serious, responsible answer. No matter how irritating the question. snark should not be the first response.
Political threads aside, anyone who begins a political thread gets what they deserve. Fuck away.
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Um.... For the most part I can agree!AntiM wrote:Still, with the newbs seeking information, no fucking with them until they have at least one serious, responsible answer. No matter how irritating the question. snark should not be the first response.
Political threads aside, anyone who begins a political thread gets what they deserve. Fuck away.
And I should treat Newbs with the same kindness ya'll gave me when I was a newb.
But with some people out there posting threads like
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=40049
They obviously don't understand how it works, and need to be taught a lesson in constructive threads.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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AntiM wrote:Still, with the newbs seeking information, no fucking with them until they have at least one serious, responsible answer. No matter how irritating the question. snark should not be the first response.
Political threads aside, anyone who begins a political thread gets what they deserve. Fuck away.
why should they be granted more leeway than in any other situation?
say stupid shit, get stupid responses back.....seems simple enough.
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Alas with the newbs on this one...I don't want to talk about the mice (and as Purple Koosh--who has admittedly graduated from this board, but I love her and would love to see her back--said, he's giving mice a bad name. And then, there is the whole not feeding trolls thing, and you know he's reading this, and this will only encourage him. So how do we give the newbies the information they need without fanning the flames of that particular fire?Simon of the Playa wrote:AntiM wrote:Still, with the newbs seeking information, no fucking with them until they have at least one serious, responsible answer. No matter how irritating the question. snark should not be the first response.
Political threads aside, anyone who begins a political thread gets what they deserve. Fuck away.
why should they be granted more leeway than in any other situation?
say stupid shit, get stupid responses back.....seems simple enough.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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i have decided to use gasoline in that particular case fishy.
whether or not this works is yet to be played out.
as far as miss chakra i dont want pay pay pal fees is concerned, i think if you dig a little deeper you'll find that it was well deserving of said snarkiness, and right from the get-go.
sorry, but a kinder gentler e-playa does not always mean kinder gentler e-playans.
whether or not this works is yet to be played out.
as far as miss chakra i dont want pay pay pal fees is concerned, i think if you dig a little deeper you'll find that it was well deserving of said snarkiness, and right from the get-go.
sorry, but a kinder gentler e-playa does not always mean kinder gentler e-playans.
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I don't suppose you'd buy, "Because I asked nicely and my momma raised me that way," would you?Simon of the Playa wrote:AntiM wrote:Still, with the newbs seeking information, no fucking with them until they have at least one serious, responsible answer. No matter how irritating the question. snark should not be the first response.
Political threads aside, anyone who begins a political thread gets what they deserve. Fuck away.
why should they be granted more leeway than in any other situation?
say stupid shit, get stupid responses back.....seems simple enough.
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I'm hoping for spontaneous implosion.theCryptofishist wrote:Alas with the newbs on this one...I don't want to talk about the mice (and as Purple Koosh--who has admittedly graduated from this board, but I love her and would love to see her back--said, he's giving mice a bad name. And then, there is the whole not feeding trolls thing, and you know he's reading this, and this will only encourage him. So how do we give the newbies the information they need without fanning the flames of that particular fire?Simon of the Playa wrote:AntiM wrote:Still, with the newbs seeking information, no fucking with them until they have at least one serious, responsible answer. No matter how irritating the question. snark should not be the first response.
Political threads aside, anyone who begins a political thread gets what they deserve. Fuck away.
why should they be granted more leeway than in any other situation?
say stupid shit, get stupid responses back.....seems simple enough.
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AntiM wrote:I don't suppose you'd buy, "Because I asked nicely and my momma raised me that way," would you?Simon of the Playa wrote:AntiM wrote:Still, with the newbs seeking information, no fucking with them until they have at least one serious, responsible answer. No matter how irritating the question. snark should not be the first response.
Political threads aside, anyone who begins a political thread gets what they deserve. Fuck away.
why should they be granted more leeway than in any other situation?
say stupid shit, get stupid responses back.....seems simple enough.
sold.
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Ok, now lemme get this straight, do you mean people should fuck the newbies in the biblical sense? Cuz I'll have to give that some thought. I'll just lay low, fly under the radar, if you will. Act nonchalant, like I've been going there for years.oneeyeddick wrote:This thread is about Fucking new people, not sucking up to mice.
Back on track people!
Or I could pee my pants went approached for a good old burning man hazing. hehehe Hmmm, I just may enjoy it!
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marck wrote:Aren't you new also?Laf' wrote:I do plan to try to fuck as many new people as possible. Thanks for the suggestion!
oneeyeddick wrote:Tell you what...
.... the other 1/2 can go fuck yourselves.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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As a health care professional, I appreciate the safety and efficacy of this approach, and recommend it frequently.oneeyeddick wrote:marck wrote:Aren't you new also?Laf' wrote:I do plan to try to fuck as many new people as possible. Thanks for the suggestion!oneeyeddick wrote:Tell you what...
.... the other 1/2 can go fuck yourselves.
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A rabbi, a lawyer, a priest and three little newbies were on a plane whose engines conked out in mid-flight. The pilot and co-pilot came back from the cockpit wearing parachutes. They tossed three parachutes at the passengers. "Here, this is all we have, you're on your own" and out they jumped.
"We must think of the newbies!" cried the rabbi.
"Oh, fuck the newbies!" said the lawyer.
"Do we have enough time?" asked the priest.
badabing!
No goats were harmed in the telling of this story.
"We must think of the newbies!" cried the rabbi.
"Oh, fuck the newbies!" said the lawyer.
"Do we have enough time?" asked the priest.
badabing!
No goats were harmed in the telling of this story.
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lets creat a god to sacrifice to so the newbies can get some action!
I for one fully approve of newbies being fuked, fuked on fuked up and fucked about. but please please no fucking us over thats just mean.
we shall create a god and call it EPLAYA we will need a high priest (i suggest SoP) priestess (i suggest fishy) or two (ygmir and Aunty Em)
the rules will be simple
1 fuck the newbies
2 let someone be nice to them first so the fucking is sweeter.
3 do remind them EPLAYA is not THEPLAYA who is a tottally different god.
ok got to go to work
sweet i created a religion before work on a saturday
I for one fully approve of newbies being fuked, fuked on fuked up and fucked about. but please please no fucking us over thats just mean.
we shall create a god and call it EPLAYA we will need a high priest (i suggest SoP) priestess (i suggest fishy) or two (ygmir and Aunty Em)
the rules will be simple
1 fuck the newbies
2 let someone be nice to them first so the fucking is sweeter.
3 do remind them EPLAYA is not THEPLAYA who is a tottally different god.
ok got to go to work
sweet i created a religion before work on a saturday
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.