you know you're burnier than thou

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:42 pm

Another Billy Ray Cyrus fan?

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:56 am

95. Someone is complainig they need a vacation and you suggest burningman.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:34 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Mojojita wrote:91. When you judge your sons' dates by how well they might tolerate TTITD.

92...you end up sleeping with one of your son's dates.

92.5 ...When You ask your burner Buddie if he's bringing his Mom to Burn again, and he figures it out.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:53 am

92 3/4....when you meet your burner's buddy's sister and suggest a three-way with mom, as long as everyone wears clown suits and sparkle wigs.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:46 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:92 3/4....when you meet your burner's buddy's sister and suggest a three-way with mom, as long as everyone wears clown suits and sparkle wigs.

93 .....and she responds "again?"

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:20 pm

94. when what happens on the playa is quickly compartmentalized.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:53 pm

94???

did we go back in time?

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:56 pm

Psychocybin420 wrote:94??? did we go back in time?

99. When you you refuse to be bound by space, or time, or numeracy...

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:57 pm

Psychocybin420 wrote:94??? did we go back in time?

Sicpup forgot that we had done #93 last page and the sheeple followed... Actual count: 96

EDIT: MDF's is #97

-Badger

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:03 pm

98.
You have to keep reminding yourself not to buy parts for an MV project that you won't be building until 2 years from now...

-Badger

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:39 am

capjbadger wrote:
Psychocybin420 wrote:94??? did we go back in time?
Sicpup forgot that we had done #93 last page and the sheeple followed... Actual count: 96

EDIT: MDF's is #97

-Badger

<3

thanks badger

99. You never been before but all your brain fantasizes about is burningman and how awsome its gonna be.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:46 pm

100.
You're on EPLAYA.

-Badger

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:48 pm

101. Your the team lead for medical at the regional Lakes of Fire and posting here on eplaya is an afterthought

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:15 pm

99. by cheerfully admitting it is indeed way burnier, and hence i went back two steps.

C187 · Post by **C187** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:37 pm

101.1 When you read a burnier then thou comment related to a burner community you despise for typical burnier then thou hypocrisy.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:39 pm

5461--When you subscribe to SoP's "Burner Bedtime Stories" to help get your toddler to sleep.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:20 pm

C187 wrote:
99. by cheerfully admitting it is indeed way burnier, and hence i went back two steps.

your damn right hehehe

101.1 When you read a burnier then thou comment related to a burner community you despise for typical burnier then thou hypocrisy.

um thats pretty rude, this is a fun topic... u shouldnt rain on anybody's parade. Im not saying im better than anybody. I'm just burnier than thou...like the rest of us. I think your the least burniest out of everyone. u big meanie.

C187 · Post by **C187** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:29 am

Psychocybin420 wrote:um thats pretty rude, this is a fun topic... u shouldnt rain on anybody's parade. Im not saying im better than anybody. I'm just burnier than thou...like the rest of us. I think your the least burniest out of everyone. u big meanie.

A) You missed it, and....

103.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:52 am

104. when your reading about green card lottery

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:36 am

105. when you actually convince Larry & Marion to visit one of the Large Sound Camps by enticing them with an Eight Ball.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:07 am

C187 wrote:
Psychocybin420 wrote:um thats pretty rude, this is a fun topic... u shouldnt rain on anybody's parade. Im not saying im better than anybody. I'm just burnier than thou...like the rest of us. I think your the least burniest out of everyone. u big meanie.
A) You missed it, and....

103.

ahahahahha <3

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:10 am

106. when you are shopping underwear for not wearing it under

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:52 am

107. When your wife gets mad at you for telling her to be "radical-ly self reliant" when all she ask is if you could get her a cup of coffee

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:54 am

108. You're dressed as a cup of coffee when you bring it to her.

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:24 am

109. You keep a container of playa dust for seasoning your food and drinks.

110. You keep another container of playa dust in your bathroom for use as hair gel.

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:50 am

106. when you are shopping underwear for not wearing it under

Apparently these non-underwear are called "Social Panties."

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:10 am

Savannah wrote:
106. when you are shopping underwear for not wearing it under
Apparently these non-underwear are called "Social Panties."

Everyday I learn something new!

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:17 am

111. You get a festival named after you-
http://thebouncefestival.com/

HA! I win

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:31 pm

You shop thrift stores year round for clean white t-shirts that are under a dollar.
You think up limericks when you're bored.
You keep an ear out in your fav bar for bm conversations so you can break in.
You have DPW stickers on your vehicle. Big round stickers that look like official gov stickers.
You wear your full-on bm garb on stage when jamming at the local bar.
You wear your bm t-shirts every time you have a day off.
You don't have a shed, the shit's in your living environment.
You get rid of stuff to make room for your bm stuff.
You keep track of how much everything weighs so you can fit it into your vehicle and not bury your shocks. Because 2 years ago you buried your shocks coming out of a Sparks parking lot.
When you apply for a job and bring up your required vacation time.
Your car is completely and irremediably hosed. Forever.
Gonzo added: you moop the local highway every day on the way to buy beer.
I lost count, so these are freebeez.

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:11 pm

You get rid of stuff to make room for your bm stuff.

Whoa. I'm 3 days from a major cull of underutilized possessions so that I can reach my Burning Man stuff while it's still in my storage closet, rather than strewing it all over.

When you apply for a job and bring up your required vacation time.

I actually almost turned down a job interview once because they wanted me to start during the Burn. They hired me, but (with only a month of savings left to my name) I told them I couldn't start 'til I got back.

Man . . . that was the best job I ever had.