He eats playa dust, drinks kerosene, exhales propane and farts dust devils...
People cap his legs so he doesn't cut their rebar...
Center Camp Cafe insists on serving his coffee at his table rather than making him stand in line...
His passage hard packs the playa for the next 5 years...
Glitter runs from him...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
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capjbadger
- Posts: 2692
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 am
- Burning Since: 2005
- Camp Name: Lamplighters
- Location: Horus' Left Armpit
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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burner von braun
- Posts: 1183
- Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:37 pm
- Burning Since: 2010
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capjbadger
- Posts: 2692
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 am
- Burning Since: 2005
- Camp Name: Lamplighters
- Location: Horus' Left Armpit
BLM pays him to attend TTITD...
He geocaches in whiteouts...
As part of Gate/Perimeter, he watches for those that try to sneak in at night. Without a nightvision scope...
He once welded a 20 story structure out of diamonds with a solar welder, then burnt the whole thing... On opening night.
People take shelter behind him in duststorms...
His "zombie walk" MOOP sweep makes those in a 50 mile radius around him hungry for brains...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
He geocaches in whiteouts...
As part of Gate/Perimeter, he watches for those that try to sneak in at night. Without a nightvision scope...
He once welded a 20 story structure out of diamonds with a solar welder, then burnt the whole thing... On opening night.
People take shelter behind him in duststorms...
His "zombie walk" MOOP sweep makes those in a 50 mile radius around him hungry for brains...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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lucky.bastard
- Posts: 174
- Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:25 pm
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Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 16996
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
Finally, all those payments to PlayaMyth.Com are coming to fruition.
yeah, i was doing Blow off of Larry's Ass before most of you even TRIED freebasing.
yeah, i was doing Blow off of Larry's Ass before most of you even TRIED freebasing.
"we are all naked under our clothes"
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
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capjbadger
- Posts: 2692
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 am
- Burning Since: 2005
- Camp Name: Lamplighters
- Location: Horus' Left Armpit
He taught Kernul Killbuck to draw...
He modeled for the building of the first Man on Baker Beach...
He resets his post count every day as to not intimidate other Eplayans...
He only says the "N word" ironicly... (no, not THAT N word...)
His April Fools posts are passed on via verbal tradition in the jungles of the amazon...
Daft Punk opened for him one year at TTITD...
(Opulent Temple came by asking him to turn it down)
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
He modeled for the building of the first Man on Baker Beach...
He resets his post count every day as to not intimidate other Eplayans...
He only says the "N word" ironicly... (no, not THAT N word...)
His April Fools posts are passed on via verbal tradition in the jungles of the amazon...
Daft Punk opened for him one year at TTITD...
(Opulent Temple came by asking him to turn it down)
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Ugly Dougly
- Posts: 16606
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:31 am
- Burning Since: 1996
- Location: San Jose, CA
- Contact:
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Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 16996
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
@Dougly#..like.
"we are all naked under our clothes"
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
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capjbadger
- Posts: 2692
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 am
- Burning Since: 2005
- Camp Name: Lamplighters
- Location: Horus' Left Armpit
The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World on: Shirtcocking
"The only wang that should be dusty and powdered would be a baby's after having it's diaper changed. Does your mother know you're out?"
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
"The only wang that should be dusty and powdered would be a baby's after having it's diaper changed. Does your mother know you're out?"
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 16996
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
i have just hit 12 followers on twitter, i'm freezing the account.
"we are all naked under our clothes"
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
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Elderberry
- Moderator
- Posts: 13971
- Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:00 pm
- Burning Since: 2007
- Camp Name: Mudskipper Cafe
- Location: Palm Springs
- Contact:
Clever.
JK
http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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burner von braun
- Posts: 1183
- Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:37 pm
- Burning Since: 2010
His hexayurts are held together with nothing but spit
Often, he gets around by skiing barefoot behind the water truck...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
Often, he gets around by skiing barefoot behind the water truck...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
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Trishntek
- Posts: 3464
- Joined: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:27 pm
- Burning Since: 2010
- Camp Name: Retrofrolic!
- Location: Ventura, CA, USA
- Contact:
His shit makes the JOTS smell like lilacs
His piss is effervescent champagne
His vessel of creamy goodness makes John Homes roll over
His tears are considered hazardous waste due to litterally melting womens' hearts
He's the life of the party he never attended
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
His piss is effervescent champagne
His vessel of creamy goodness makes John Homes roll over
His tears are considered hazardous waste due to litterally melting womens' hearts
He's the life of the party he never attended
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 16996
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
don't be afraid.
"we are all naked under our clothes"
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
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Roberto Dobbisano
- Posts: 2973
- Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:54 pm
- Location: Dobbidossola, Italy.
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lucky.bastard
- Posts: 174
- Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:25 pm
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Ugly Dougly
- Posts: 16606
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:31 am
- Burning Since: 1996
- Location: San Jose, CA
- Contact:
My favorite for some reason:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWYI0dFgk0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWYI0dFgk0
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capjbadger
- Posts: 2692
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 am
- Burning Since: 2005
- Camp Name: Lamplighters
- Location: Horus' Left Armpit
Ugly Dougly wrote:My favorite for some reason:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWYI0dFgk0[/youtube]
Fixed
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 16996
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
lucky.bastard wrote:he round-house-kicked Chuck Norris for putting baby wipes in the JOTS
he didn't even look up at the double rainbow
cool guys don't look at Double rainbows, Double Rainbows look at Us.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo[/youtube]
"we are all naked under our clothes"
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
yogi berra.
Frida Be You & Me
A gift for the Playa
THIS YEARS POSTERS
2015 posters
burn,burn,burn 2016
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Ugly Dougly
- Posts: 16606
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:31 am
- Burning Since: 1996
- Location: San Jose, CA
- Contact:
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Bob
- Posts: 6762
- Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2003 10:00 am
- Burning Since: 1986
- Camp Name: Royaneh
- Location: San Francisco
- Contact:
You can blame the dust on his cattle roundups...
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/
"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
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Bob
- Posts: 6762
- Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2003 10:00 am
- Burning Since: 1986
- Camp Name: Royaneh
- Location: San Francisco
- Contact:
He brings sunshine on a cloudy thread...
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/
"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
"Let us say I suggest you may be human." -- Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
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Ugly Dougly
- Posts: 16606
- Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:31 am
- Burning Since: 1996
- Location: San Jose, CA
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