He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
- Simon of the Playa
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- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
- capjbadger
- Posts: 2691
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 am
- Burning Since: 2005
- Camp Name: Lamplighters
- Location: Horus' Left Armpit
His shelter is wind, dust, rain, sun, and bomb proof...
His flame posts are used to light that year's Man...
All searches just bring up His posts...
He has no expectations... Ever.
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
His flame posts are used to light that year's Man...
All searches just bring up His posts...
He has no expectations... Ever.
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
- EspressoDude
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those look like my feet!
Danner boots are nice but sure don't need water proof on the playa(well maybe some do 'cuz of where she steps all the time) My preference is Wesco.
And he needs no windsurfer to surf the playa
He needs no waterskis to ski behind the water truck.
Bare ass and bare foot,
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
Danner boots are nice but sure don't need water proof on the playa(well maybe some do 'cuz of where she steps all the time) My preference is Wesco.
And he needs no windsurfer to surf the playa
He needs no waterskis to ski behind the water truck.
Bare ass and bare foot,
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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burn shit and blow shit up
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
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FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up
- H.G.Crosby
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- Location: Boston, New York, Paris, Tangiers
- Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 18384
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
- capjbadger
- Posts: 2691
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 am
- Burning Since: 2005
- Camp Name: Lamplighters
- Location: Horus' Left Armpit
The JOTS smell better after He has used them...
He never is "Doing it wrong"...
He stood in for the Man for 4 days when the first one got burnt too early...
His tattoos contain more useful information than the First Timers Guide...
Even his sock puppets have interesting things to say...
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders...
Larry once offered Him his position in the ORG, but he turned down the demotion...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
He never is "Doing it wrong"...
He stood in for the Man for 4 days when the first one got burnt too early...
His tattoos contain more useful information than the First Timers Guide...
Even his sock puppets have interesting things to say...
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders...
Larry once offered Him his position in the ORG, but he turned down the demotion...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
- H.G.Crosby
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- Joined: Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:47 pm
- Location: Boston, New York, Paris, Tangiers
- Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 18384
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
- Foxfur
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- Joined: Sat May 14, 2011 6:43 am
- Burning Since: 2011
- Camp Name: Camp Foxfur/MASH@404: Village Not Found
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Isotopia wrote:He licks my strap-on with the eagerness that a man who's hair is on fire seeks a bucket of water.



All the while running your fingers through his hair and whispering "Who's my bitch?"...
Iso done whipped the man.
I don't know how I feel about this.
He's a mystery wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma, painted in hot pants. - Savannah
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How to do it wrong:

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- Roberto Dobbisano
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- H.G.Crosby
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he works for Monsters.Com
Simon of the Playa wrote:
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
- capjbadger
- Posts: 2691
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 am
- Burning Since: 2005
- Camp Name: Lamplighters
- Location: Horus' Left Armpit
His mind never hums. It purrs...
OSHA complies with Him...
The last post He wrote was amazing. Ask anyone...
He bats 1500^n in Calvinball...
Dr. Dre got the idea from Him...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
OSHA complies with Him...
The last post He wrote was amazing. Ask anyone...
He bats 1500^n in Calvinball...
Dr. Dre got the idea from Him...
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
- Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 18384
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
he lives in a bunker and foments world revolution when he's not busy being the most interesting eplayan.
Frida Be You & Me
- Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 18384
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- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
- Roberto Dobbisano
- Posts: 2973
- Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:54 pm
- Location: Dobbidossola, Italy.
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
- Lassen Forge
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- Location: Where it's always... Wednesday. Don't lose your head over it.
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
Every year, he watches the Man burn... from under the Man.
On the 10:00 spoke... sound camps turn their volume down when he walks by. And no one notices.
When walking the playa... moop runs and hides.
He gifted Larry... First Camp.
Before he arrived, the Playa... was a mountain range.
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
On the 10:00 spoke... sound camps turn their volume down when he walks by. And no one notices.
When walking the playa... moop runs and hides.
He gifted Larry... First Camp.
Before he arrived, the Playa... was a mountain range.
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always drink water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
- H.G.Crosby
- Posts: 1918
- Joined: Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:47 pm
- Location: Boston, New York, Paris, Tangiers
dont shake his hand.
he uses BOTH sides of his 'one-ply'...
(the above is a shout out to robbidobbs and her most interesting job and crew...stay regular, my friends)
(the above is a shout out to robbidobbs and her most interesting job and crew...stay regular, my friends)
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
- Ugly Dougly
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- Simon of the Playa
- Posts: 18384
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:25 pm
- Burning Since: 1996
- Camp Name: La Guilde des Hashischins
- Location: Rochester, Nevada.
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
now THOSE are some furry leg warmers i can endorse.
Frida Be You & Me
- theCryptofishist
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- Location: In Exile
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
She made a dirty allusion in Figjam's swamp cooler thread. She is the Most Interesting EPlayan in the World!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
And I answered it because....
She is the Most Interesting EPlayan in the World.
She is the Most Interesting EPlayan in the World.
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
- ygmir
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
He surfs from the shore out, and then back
Elevators wait for him
Taxi drivers line up for him
he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......
Elevators wait for him
Taxi drivers line up for him
he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......
YGMIR
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
He leaves 'can't sit still' speechless...
Crypto takes snark lessons from him...
He is the only one who is not fucking doomed...
He is "The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World."
Crypto takes snark lessons from him...
He is the only one who is not fucking doomed...
He is "The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World."
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