Frog Pond saves lives????

CyberMyc · Post by **CyberMyc** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:12 am

Last year, my friend and I got seperated on the road from our camp on the way to BRC.. And when we arrived, we realized all of our water was with the rest of the camp, wich hadn't shown up yet. So, we went around, collecting water from friendly neighbors (Thanks!). Along this personal journey of ours, we got to thinking. If the water trucks are filled with Frog Pond Spring Water.... Is it safe to drink? Could we bottle it, and sell it to corporate dumbshits who could bring in money for Frog Pond Restoration? Is it a good resource for campers who end up severly dehydrated? Health factors? Just wanted to see where this thread would go. Anyone wanna comment?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:17 am

BWWWaaaaaaa ha ha ha.

Another Frof pond thread.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:17 am

ok so I made a mistake.

Frog Pond.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:32 am

Two words: Frog and Pond...

Put that on your label and sell it! "... just the essense of frog..." or "Mommy, why does this water taste funny?" "Quiet dear; I paid two dollars a bottle for this water."

Yeah, there's probably a market for it somewhere... Or you could create one.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:13 am

Frog Pond Beer

now, how do i cross thread to 3 words?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:35 pm

Well..., at the Madison Convention Center, you can buy bottled water, which is actually Madison tap water with a fancy name, so why NOT Ye Olde Frog Pond Water?!

And, hey, if it is a choice between dying of thirst and drinking untreated frog water, I'd drink frog water! Just don't expect me to want to pay money to buy it!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:34 pm

That's okay... we're going to gift it...

...ooh! I think I just found a new way to dispose of grey water... A bunch of plastic bottles, a few labels... hummmm...

DR. TZU'S MAGIC TONIC WATER

I like that...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:15 pm

DR. TZU'S MAGIC TONIC WATER

Active ingredient: Dr. Tzu's miraculous sweat.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:34 am

carbonated with actual human flatulence

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 8:58 am

not quite the diuretic tape worms were in early sears catalogs, but i'm sure you'll crap at least 5 pounds of water weight away each day.
-b

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:25 am

Zulegoona wrote:

Active ingredient: Dr. Tzu's miraculous sweat.

Joel wrote:

carbonated with actual human flatulence

Yeah, plus seventeen herbs and spices, and that 'special' sauce...

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:49 am

Is one of the active ingredients "Genuine Black Rock Playa Dust [tm]", or is that one of the seventeen herbs and/or spices?

Guarenteed to promote and/or cure skin conditions!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:11 am

It's only called "Frog Pond" because Mayor Quimby thought "Bordello" sounded too... suggestively foreign. The theme park is still going through county Planning, AFAIK.

CyberMyc · Post by **CyberMyc** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:49 pm

I dont think playa dust is an incrediant. Because it's a srpping away from the Playa. BUT, I do however believe in the off season, BRC volenteers are kidnapped, and forced to work in sweat shops to bottle the water. And they're only pay is the enjoyment of making people feel stupid when they ring the bell at the gate or be spanked for thier first visit.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:12 am

Bordello Pnd Beer?

carboonated with actual human flatulence...

including 17, not 16, not 18 17 herbs and spices along with aspecial sauce...

now that is marketing.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:48 am

Our Motto... "Just like Mama used to make!"