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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:45 am

how about we make a dating board thats sleazery than the old craigs list.


oh wait, nevermind.
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Post by Sham » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:53 am

I would like to set up a three-way of unprotected sex with me, Laughing Forest and Liz Estrada! Can someone run a video camera?

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:55 am

only condition is that you keep your socks on...
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Post by FIGJAM » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:56 am

Are we using socks instead of trojans?
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Post by wedeliver » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:14 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:only condition is that you keep your socks on...
So, what is it. I thought it was feet in sandles in socks that grossed you out. so is it the sight of bare feet, that turns ya on?? Got a little fetish going? I guess that cool.. Although I notice you like being pretty well dressed on Playa, But don't your feet sweat in them big old boots?

Just wonderin' lol
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Post by MyDearFriend » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:03 am

wedeliver wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:only condition is that you keep your socks on...
So, what is it. I thought it was feet in sandles in socks that grossed you out. so is it the sight of bare feet, that turns ya on?? Got a little fetish going? I guess that cool.. Although I notice you like being pretty well dressed on Playa, But don't your feet sweat in them big old boots?

Just wonderin' lol
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Post by capjbadger » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:31 am

spectabillis wrote:that was an april fools joke


my god, what kinda people use an april fools joke meant as commentary in social sarcasm, goes over their heads and takes it seriously, then decides to endorse it?!
Hey, works for ThinkGeek... ;)

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Post by Sham » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:20 pm

Imagine on the new and improved eplaya a set of banner ads on it that would pay $250,000 a year for the impressions and hits. We don't have to click and we certainly don't have to buy, but that money could be used for art grants and art installations. By us jibber-jabbering day and night, we could help finance a good chunk of the event.
It's nice to remain idealistic, but imagine the revenue we could enjoy if only we let a little of that advertising money in!

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Post by spectabillis » Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:14 pm

so let me get this right... you're now trying to assert that ends justify means even when both are unacceptable, and using some insanely inflated number like generating revenue of A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS!?


oh fucking hell im out of here

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Post by mdmf007 » Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:18 pm

Shambala wrote:I would like to set up a three-way of unprotected sex with me, Laughing Forest and Liz Estrada! Can someone run a video camera?
only if its in night vision mode, I dont want to see that

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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:16 pm

Shambala wrote:I would like to set up a three-way of unprotected sex with me, Laughing Forest and Liz Estrada! Can someone run a video camera?
OMG that would be one hairy, shadowy three way...better put the camera's audio setting to windy, to compensate for all the static discharge that sticky fuckpile is gonna make.
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Post by Sham » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:41 pm

spectabillis wrote:so let me get this right... you're now trying to assert that ends justify means even when both are unacceptable, and using some insanely inflated number like generating revenue of A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS!?


oh fucking hell im out of here
Well, I fully understand the non-commercial thing. I'm just throwing out the idea of having the same type of ads that you seen on FaceBook every day. Pabst Blue Ribbon, Right Guard, Oscar Mayer Bacon, Ryder Trucks just to name a few. You use that stuff anyway, and if just the impression of it can bring money for the event. Maybe the numbers of $250K are high, but the concept is the same.
I only offer this suggestion because of the new website and new software in the works.

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Post by wedeliver » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:15 pm

I thought this was all going to happen at 7:00pm tonight. It is now 8:15..humm
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Post by FIGJAM » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:17 pm

Yeah, what happened to the rupture?
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Post by Elderberry » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:20 pm

I really like how subtle the new upgrades look. It's hard to tell the site was even updated.
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Post by Sham » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:36 am

Never mind. Eplaya is not going anywhere. What was I thinking? :roll:

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Post by Elderberry » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:38 am

wedeliver wrote:I thought this was all going to happen at 7:00pm tonight. It is now 8:15..humm
It's now 7:30 am Tuesday. Double hmmmm...
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:43 am

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Post by Sham » Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:41 pm

I suppose I'm cross posting or whatever the hell it's called, but I want to be sure that everyone gets a chance to see this official announcement.
Things have been moving forward with the new and improved eplaya and it's on track for the upgrade and transition.

The old server will be taken down at 7:00pm PST with the service planned to be resuming in 24 hours, but if all goes well, the down time will be much shorter. Security, timing and the old ailing servers must be taken down as soon as possible, and there may be some rough edges and bumps that need to be worked out on the new ePlaya. The two main goals are to stabilize and secure the ePlaya hardware and software and to preserve the older, existing posts and maintain the positive experience as much as possible.
Your patience and suggestions would be appreciated as things progress and come back to life.

I think everyone will be happy with the familiar look and navigation of the new ePlaya and especially all the old information being brought forward.
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Post by Elderberry » Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:58 pm

See you all on the other side.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:06 pm

Fools go, where angels fear to post...

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Post by wedeliver » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:29 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Fools go, where angels fear to post...

Onward and upward!
Ok, I'll bite. WHAT? WHO? WHY?
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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:53 pm

If they would wait 2 months, nobody would notice.....
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Post by Kinetik V » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:58 pm

EspressoDude wrote:If they would wait 2 months, nobody would notice.....
They tried that the last time they upgraded...EPIC FAIL!
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