Greetings, humans

Sigmund · Post by **Sigmund** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:07 am

Hello everybody !

My name is Simon, I'm 29 and I live in France, in a town called Toulouse, not far from the spanish border. Next year I plan to visit the USA for about 2 or 3 months, and you'll certainly agree with me on this one, there's no way to miss such an event as the Burning Man !!

So I really look forward to know you all a little bit better, and to share with you this incredible moment next year !

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:43 am

Welcome!

So, are you bigger on the inside?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:50 am

toulouse? la trec to burning man

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry i just couldnt help myslef

Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:53 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:35 am

Bon jour Simon!
Welcome!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:55 am

I don't know if we can have another Simon, if he's anything like the first. Someone open his luggage and see how many socks he has!

(don't mind me, just intra-board humor.)

Sigmund · Post by **Sigmund** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:20 am

>AntiM : lol you have no idea... Glad to see that they are some Doctor Who's fans around here, although it's not really surprising... But truth is, the main reason for coming to BM next year is to expand my "inner me", I feel I still have some rooms that remain unexplored !

>Graidawg : that's alright, we joke about our town's name like... everyday, or so ! 'Cause when you think you're about to loose, you only can win, right ?

>Jkisha : Thanks ! At last a place where feet doesn't burn ?

>Foxfur : Thank you ! But I don't know where you've been in France, or who you met, but even the lamest English-speaking French guy can pronounce "ice" correctly ! (see the topic I'm talking about ??). Not like these Aussies who pronounce "oyshh" !

>theCryptofishist : well you can call me Sigmund, if there are too many Simons. I don't know the other one, but I can assure you that I have one pair of sock for the week, and they smell nice !

Sigmund · Post by **Sigmund** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:31 am

Hum...

Of course, in my last post, I meant "a pair of socks FOR EVERY DAY of the week". Let's not encourage some people (see who I mean ?) to say or think that the French have a problem with the elementary hygiene.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:42 am

freudian slip? oh dear sigmund i think as you are french and i'm a brit its my patriotic duty to attempt to mock you. welcome non the less i am sure you will enjoy.

Oh and socks? go for two pairs a day its been suggested your feet will love you for it - forget hygiene its a dust thing. me? im bringing more than that

Sigmund · Post by **Sigmund** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:24 pm

[quote]oh dear sigmund i think as you are french and i'm a brit its my patriotic duty to attempt to mock you.[/quote]

Oh, come on ! There are now so many French in London that it will be soon our new 22nd county ! (and that's also because I've never been there, I hate meeting lots of my fellow citizens in foreign countries. Unless I've chose it).

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:47 pm

Sigmund wrote:
oh dear sigmund i think as you are french and i'm a brit its my patriotic duty to attempt to mock you.
Oh, come on ! There are now so many French in London that it will be soon our new 22nd county ! (and that's also because I've never been there, I hate meeting lots of my fellow citizens in foreign countries. Unless I've chose it).

enable BBCode to quote damn frenchy.

pah the amount of french in london is dwarfed by the amount of polish/african/just about any damn immigrant.

seriously though you arent alone in hating meeting the french in foreign countries just about everybody else does too

Post by **Savannah** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:05 pm

Hi Simon! Welcome to the board.

Thank goodness you clarified about the socks. I was feeling a little faint.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:17 pm

Now if we can just convince him to shave his balls before he goes to the Playa.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:14 am

Sigmund wrote:>Foxfur : Thank you ! But I don't know where you've been in France, or who you met, but even the lamest English-speaking French guy can pronounce "ice" correctly ! (see the topic I'm talking about ??).

Dude passed the test with flying colors.
Siggy's well read around here.
I think we can use him in our evil plan.

Thanks for the reminder Fishy. I need a sock (other foot always in mouth).

Sigmund · Post by **Sigmund** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:18 am

>Savannah : Hi there ! Yeah, I quickly noticed that socks can be a real matter. Reading through the forum, I even learned that if you wear black socks when doing nude yoga, you're probably a cop. So, even if I love wearing black clothes, I'll make an effort and only wear happy shiny underwears.

>Oneeyeddick : uh... I never dreamt of becoming a pornstar, so I never shaved my balls, but hey, why not ? As long as you give me a good reason for that. Is it considered as a gift ? And if it is, am I supposed to offer my pubic hair ?

Sigmund · Post by **Sigmund** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:41 am

Thanks Foxfur ! I don't know what your evil plan is, but it sounds interesting. What is it ? Conquer the world ? A coup ? Financial crisis ? Business opportunity ? Revenge on BM's cops ?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:58 am

anything not forbidden is mandatory sigmund so get shaving. besides i can reccomend it there is nothing like the feling of a freshly shaven scrotum

2 quotes on one post i'm getting adventurous

jella · Post by **jella** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:03 am

Welcome Sigmund

Sigmund · Post by **Sigmund** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:15 am

>Jella : Hi ! Must tell you, your fur coat rocks. I particularly appreciated the content of its pocket. You sure know how to survive !

>Graidawg : But I guess I'll have to take my pants off, or will you guys trust me enough ? I don't want to cause the jealous hostility of the other men on my first day....

jella · Post by **jella** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:17 am

That's my son's coat actually, Mine is pink and hold 3 bottles ! hehe

Sigmund · Post by **Sigmund** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:28 am

Yeah, it reminds me of an ol' saying : "If you think you're stuff is new, ask your parents, they probably did better"...

jella · Post by **jella** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:39 am

Oh the stories my parents told about the colorado river trips riding on surf boards

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:47 am

Sigmund wrote:Thanks Foxfur ! I don't know what your evil plan is, but it sounds interesting. What is it ? Conquer the world ? A coup ? Financial crisis ? Business opportunity ? Revenge on BM's cops ?

In fact those three made me the wealthy man I am today.
It is good that you are have shown initiative and are able function without additional training.
Perhaps a high position in the Ministry of Dysphoric Edification would be a good fit, no?
One of our stated goals is the liberation of the Barbies currently
interred at the Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro. Or not.
We may entirely forget about our mission of mercy in favor of bacon and dick jokes.
In fact, that is the most likely outcome.
Just in case we are not distracted the following dossier is a key piece of intelligence:
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=38852
We use the term 'intelligence' very loosely.

Ooh, look! Something shiny!
Gotta go...

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:27 am

jella wrote:Oh the stories my parents told about the colorado river trips riding on surf boards

The Colorado? Holy cow Jella! You were very fortunate to be hatched!
Colorado river. Surfboards. Woah...

Sigmund · Post by **Sigmund** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:57 am

Hmmm that's interesting... I wonder how such an horrible death camp could have surged in BM, and what are Doc Pyro's most secret and horrific experimentations yet to discover... If this mad man shows up again in 2012, I volunteer for reconnaissance & sabotage. If I don't get caught by Doc Pyro... There something in his... Hair... That is a little bit hypnotic... Can't take my eyes off... Him... Must... Resist...

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:16 am

Foxfur wrote:
Sigmund wrote:Thanks Foxfur ! I don't know what your evil plan is, but it sounds interesting. What is it ? Conquer the world ? A coup ? Financial crisis ? Business opportunity ? Revenge on BM's cops ?

In fact those three made me the wealthy man I am today.
It is good that you are have shown initiative and are able function without additional training.
Perhaps a high position in the Ministry of Dysphoric Edification would be a good fit, no?
One of our stated goals is the liberation of the Barbies currently
interred at the Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro. Or not.
We may entirely forget about our mission of mercy in favor of bacon and dick jokes.
In fact, that is the most likely outcome.
Just in case we are not distracted the following dossier is a key piece of intelligence:
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=38852
We use the term 'intelligence' very loosely.

Ooh, look! Something shiny!
Gotta go...

oh Ff i am disapointed do you nt relise barbie is everything thas wrong with the world today?

bacon however to quote someone else is the chocolate of the pig.