Misfit Adult Toys NEEDED!

gingersnapjenn · Post by **gingersnapjenn** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:27 pm

We are working on an art car for Burning Man and need your help.
Yes we are in need of as many old, new or misfit adult toys of all kind that we can get. They do not need to be in working order. but please REMOVE the batteries, the post office does not like them.

We do ask that you........ Please be sweet and clean your treat!!!!!!! We will be cleaning the toys also but it would be nice to know they have already been cleaned.

Please mail them to

FireFly Baum-Scott
P.O. Box 231
Norman, OK 73069

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:53 pm

I think I can certainly help this good cause.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:03 am

In the mail today.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:14 am

AntiM wrote:In the mail today.

Just curious AntiM, was shipping over $50?

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:18 am

Shambala wrote:
AntiM wrote:In the mail today.
Just curious AntiM, was shipping over $50?

Ballsy Sham!! But I guess it helps you two know eachother already, haha!

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:49 pm

gingersnapjenn wrote:We are working on an art car for Burning Man and need your help.
Yes we are in need of as many old, new or misfit adult toys of all kind that we can get. They do not need to be in working order. but please REMOVE the batteries, the post office does not like them.

We do ask that you........ Please be sweet and clean your treat!!!!!!! We will be cleaning the toys also but it would be nice to know they have already been cleaned.

Please mail them to

FireFly Baum-Scott
P.O. Box 231
Norman, OK 73069

Wow Jenn. You're either brave or kinky.
I admire both qualities.
Carry on

Years ago I saw a giant plexiglas box at a sex shop. It was filled with a mind boggling array of fun toys. If you guessed the number, they were yours!
Can't imagine how long it took the winner to complete the first cycle with each toy...

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:04 pm

$50? har.har. har. Fucko.

I have switched over almost exclusively to glass toys. They even make one which has a variable vibrator in it, not simply two speeds, but pulses and so on. I have a lovely lavender glass dildo, a double of one style I already had, still in the packaging. I've been trying to decide who I know well enough to gift it to. I mean, it is too nice not to give away with thought, but how embarrassing to give it to someone who would freak out or not want it. Perhaps a gift raffle?

We used our latex jelly textured dildo sleeves as trike handle covers. Nice.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:12 pm

I'd like to be a fly on the wall of the P.O. after a few weeks, and many er,
"packages" have been delivered.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:36 pm

have to chuckle about the title of this thread.

what is the meaning of misfit ???

It won't fit because it is:

too big in girth
too small
too short
too long
too many spikes on it
it only works inside out
.
.
.
.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:45 pm

Don't get me started on misfit toys. Them arse plugs are a fine example.
Seems no matter how large that tapered handle is (though it fits the hand perfectly), I just can't seem to get that big flat end installed properly. Plus you'd have the handle wagging around.
Fucking chinese junk!

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:25 pm

Foxfur wrote:Don't get me started on misfit toys. Them arse plugs are a fine example.
Seems no matter how large that tapered handle is (though it fits the hand perfectly), I just can't seem to get that big flat end installed properly. Plus you'd have the handle wagging around.
Fucking chinese junk!

oh, that's the handle!

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:08 pm

AntiM wrote:$50? har.har. har. Fucko.

We used our latex jelly textured dildo sleeves as trike handle covers. Nice.

Instead of trike handle covers, you might consider replacing the seat with it.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:55 pm

ummmmm

that is

misfit

hmmmmm

never saw a toy like that

Minxy · Post by **Minxy** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:38 pm

AntiM wrote:$50? har.har. har. Fucko.

I have switched over almost exclusively to glass toys. They even make one which has a variable vibrator in it, not simply two speeds, but pulses and so on. I have a lovely lavender glass dildo, a double of one style I already had, still in the packaging. I've been trying to decide who I know well enough to gift it to. I mean, it is too nice not to give away with thought, but how embarrassing to give it to someone who would freak out or not want it. Perhaps a gift raffle?

We used our latex jelly textured dildo sleeves as trike handle covers. Nice.

Ooh, those glass one are NICE, AntiM. Spendy though!

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:42 pm

So somebody really wants to play with a Charlie in the Box?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:39 pm

I might have something, but too much of my stuff is out of my reach...grrrr

Post by **Savannah** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:52 pm

gingersnapjenn, are you the individual or camp that made the open-sided brightly-lit carnival trailer covered in toys on the Esplanade in 2009?

If yes, one of my friends motorboated your most interesting podium. It was a highlight of the pre-midnight wander!

Also (if yes) a belated thank you for washing your toys.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:10 pm

This is turning into a fine thread!
Minxy and AntiM, your taste is exquisite.
I'm jealous. There's not a whole lot of toys for boys

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:12 pm

But plugs, dildos, prostate stimulators, nipple clamps, vibrators...

Oh, you poor, toyless creatures.

Post by **Savannah** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:16 pm

. . . The ever-popular Yoda Fleshlight . . .

Minxy · Post by **Minxy** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:24 pm

Foxfur wrote:This is turning into a fine thread!
Minxy and AntiM, your taste is exquisite.
I'm jealous. There's not a whole lot of toys for boys

Oh yes there is, Foxfur. You just have to be open-minded. There's plenty of toys for men out there.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:18 am

Minxy wrote:
Foxfur wrote:This is turning into a fine thread!
Minxy and AntiM, your taste is exquisite.
I'm jealous. There's not a whole lot of toys for boys
Oh yes there is, Foxfur. You just have to be open-minded. There's plenty of toys for men out there.

Stop by and I'll give you a demo. How's all day Tuesday sound?

Minxy · Post by **Minxy** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:01 am

Trishntek wrote:
Minxy wrote:
Foxfur wrote:This is turning into a fine thread!
Minxy and AntiM, your taste is exquisite.
I'm jealous. There's not a whole lot of toys for boys
Oh yes there is, Foxfur. You just have to be open-minded. There's plenty of toys for men out there.
Stop by and I'll give you a demo. How's all day Tuesday sound?

Oh, ntek, you're such a generous fellow.

<3

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:50 am

theCryptofishist wrote:But plugs, dildos, prostate stimulators, nipple clamps, vibrators...

Oh, you poor, toyless creatures.

Strokers, the jelly sheath of self-love. We have a pile of them, when you order from a catalog, those are the most common free gift after money shot DVDs.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:54 am

i have lived such a sheltered life

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:42 am

I guess I meant boys toys for the front end. Fleshlights and other covered end appliances are so messy. And all the cleanup? aargh...
As for the back end, well yeah. I mean the kitchen. Drawers full of potential implements, heh.

And you should see some of the electro-mechanical, umm, "Kinteic Sculptures" I've created in the past. Both male and female. With remote controls.
There was The Wiggle Stick, The Wrist Saver, Ride 'Em Cowgirl, and who could forget Deep Throat: The Next Generation. Sybian? Puhleeze...

Looks like y'all nailed me

Damn if TrishNtek ain't just the helpfullest folks!

I'd better stop. If Sweetpea sees this I can hear it already, "You want to get into that stuff? Again?"...

I may regret this post this when I'm fully awake.....
Would you hold it against me?

Minxy · Post by **Minxy** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:55 am

Foxfur wrote: I may regret this post this when I'm fully awake.....
Would you hold it against me?

ABSOLUTELY not!

You sound down right handy, there! "Hey, honey, could you whip me up a Sybian, dear?"

Hahahahaha

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:07 am

Savannah wrote:. . . The ever-popular Yoda Fleshlight . . .

Dammit, dammit, DMMIT! I knew there was something I was forgetting. And I had seen one earlier that evening.

Senility is not a pretty thing.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:08 am

Cockring.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:42 am

Just wondering....is there a size limit to the "toys" you are looking for?

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