Shave your balls NOW !!
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I personally like shaved - having never liked having to pick pubic hair of my tongue. also i find most women i know prefer shaved but then as has been said its mostly a generational and taste thing.
shaved frenchy, well i am sure sigmund will have something to comment soon. in his outrageous accent
shaved frenchy, well i am sure sigmund will have something to comment soon. in his outrageous accent
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CATCH AND RELEASE.
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"Noobs" sounds like a good term for testicles freshly-shaved for the first time. I'm going with it, anyway.
A pair of noobs walk into a bar...
OUCH!!!
A pair of noobs walk into a bar...
OUCH!!!
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Bears, Otters, and Fat Slobs need not apply. Neither should Brazilian eels, or stump farming Sporty chicks.
My Genes Have endowed me with very little, slow growing hair Except my luxurious mane that is my pride. Being Bi I have preference for others of my orientation and have been the object of Gay man Scorn to which I respond "So you'r a Bear, I'm a bunny, now fuck off!" but Seriously I'f I was told to "Come back when you hit puberty" just because of my natural glabrous body. I would be offended. And I would recognize that one as being either insecure with their own Sasquatchness, or just your average Sexist Asshat that doesn't respect the human body and it's various expressions.
I'm a 3.14 on the Kinsey, in mind, habit, and body. It used to weird me out, but then I came to accept it, now it empowers me.
But if you really want to shed the sac hair, use fire. use mint soap! and Smile.
My Genes Have endowed me with very little, slow growing hair Except my luxurious mane that is my pride. Being Bi I have preference for others of my orientation and have been the object of Gay man Scorn to which I respond "So you'r a Bear, I'm a bunny, now fuck off!" but Seriously I'f I was told to "Come back when you hit puberty" just because of my natural glabrous body. I would be offended. And I would recognize that one as being either insecure with their own Sasquatchness, or just your average Sexist Asshat that doesn't respect the human body and it's various expressions.
I'm a 3.14 on the Kinsey, in mind, habit, and body. It used to weird me out, but then I came to accept it, now it empowers me.
But if you really want to shed the sac hair, use fire. use mint soap! and Smile.
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knowmad wrote:I'm a 3.14 on the Kinsey, in mind, habit, and body. It used to weird me out, but then I came to accept it, now it empowers me.
But if you really want to shed the sac hair, use fire. use mint soap! and Smile.
Kinsey bi pi!

Fire? I mean I like fireballs, but ouch!
I'd look like a three year old

I didn't even know there was a thread on the forum about this

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I pluck mine. No stubble.
OUCH! 


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Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

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Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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jkisha wrote:I pluck mine. No stubble.OUCH!
My respect for you has just gone up a few notches, JK.
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Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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Trishntek wrote:jkisha wrote:I pluck mine. No stubble.OUCH!
My respect for you has just gone up a few notches, JK.
Yah me too, gosh, I have this vision of him reclining in the shade, lazily grooming himself one hair at a time...










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MyDearFriend wrote:Trishntek wrote:jkisha wrote:I pluck mine. No stubble.OUCH!
My respect for you has just gone up a few notches, JK.
Yah me too, gosh, I have this vision of him reclining in the shade, lazily grooming himself one hair at a time...![]()
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Oh geez, I barely have the heart to tell you guys I made that up! No way in hell am I gonna be plucking down there; but if I did, I can picture the martini glass!
JK

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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junglesmacks wrote:Dagnabbit I was waiting to bring this thread back from the depths.. lol.. I felt it sitting and lurking..
Well we can let it sink again if you like, but as long as you're here, dude:
Do you shave, wax, pluck, or what???
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Sic Pup wrote:MyDearFriend wrote:Do you shave, wax, pluck, or what???
The most interesting eplayan uses a lawn mower...... blindfolded.
Dinggggg!Dinnngggg!diiinnnngggg!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Bump.
Because you don't want bumps!
Because you don't want bumps!
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
oneeyeddick wrote:Bump.
Because you don't want bumps!
Or razor burn.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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- oneeyeddick
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
I have often wondered what after shave would feel like after you shave down there.
I just don't have the balls to do it.
I just don't have the balls to do it.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Do you have the balls to try waxing this year?
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
happy birthday, oed!!!
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MyDearFriend wrote:junglesmacks wrote:Dagnabbit I was waiting to bring this thread back from the depths.. lol.. I felt it sitting and lurking..
Well we can let it sink again if you like, but as long as you're here, dude:
Do you shave, wax, pluck, or what???
Just shaved down for the first time in deference to my fiance.......wham! Feels gooood!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
This stuff is awesome for preventing bumps but it's so much easier to wax



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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
The only thing that stings worse than aftershave is waxing. Trish started on me once,,,, and I'm like,,,, 85% masochist,,,, I didn't care to have the rest of the dangly bits waxed for sure!
Shave with the grain of hair growth and that decreases the bump issue.
An just so ya know,,,, many of my toys are enjoyed MUCH MORE withOUT hair! jus' sayin'
Shave with the grain of hair growth and that decreases the bump issue.
An just so ya know,,,, many of my toys are enjoyed MUCH MORE withOUT hair! jus' sayin'
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
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Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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After thinking about using the wax the less painful path will be to camoufloge my hairy junk with disco balls.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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(Dick may have won that round, but I'll have my revenge....)
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Just because I love this thread..
bump-a-rumpa
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
I taught my pet monkey to pull out the hairs one at a time.
Bliss.
Bliss.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
Two weeks to go, time to bust out a new razor!
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!
The last blade to touch my shit took the foreskin with it.
And that will be the last time.
And that will be the last time.
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