Shave your balls NOW !!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:25 am

damn my fat fingers pressing the worng button

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:26 am

I personally like shaved - having never liked having to pick pubic hair of my tongue. also i find most women i know prefer shaved but then as has been said its mostly a generational and taste thing.

shaved frenchy, well i am sure sigmund will have something to comment soon. in his outrageous accent

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:28 am

"Noobs" sounds like a good term for testicles freshly-shaved for the first time. I'm going with it, anyway.

A pair of noobs walk into a bar...

OUCH!!!

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:26 am

Bears, Otters, and Fat Slobs need not apply. Neither should Brazilian eels, or stump farming Sporty chicks.

My Genes Have endowed me with very little, slow growing hair Except my luxurious mane that is my pride. Being Bi I have preference for others of my orientation and have been the object of Gay man Scorn to which I respond "So you'r a Bear, I'm a bunny, now fuck off!" but Seriously I'f I was told to "Come back when you hit puberty" just because of my natural glabrous body. I would be offended. And I would recognize that one as being either insecure with their own Sasquatchness, or just your average Sexist Asshat that doesn't respect the human body and it's various expressions.

I'm a 3.14 on the Kinsey, in mind, habit, and body. It used to weird me out, but then I came to accept it, now it empowers me.

But if you really want to shed the sac hair, use fire. use mint soap! and Smile.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:42 am

knowmad wrote: I'm a 3.14 on the Kinsey, in mind, habit, and body. It used to weird me out, but then I came to accept it, now it empowers me.

But if you really want to shed the sac hair, use fire. use mint soap! and Smile.

Kinsey bi pi!

I didn't know there were kinsey scores. What does it mean?
Fire? I mean I like fireballs, but ouch!
I'd look like a three year old

I didn't even know there was a thread on the forum about this

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Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:55 am

Foxfur wrote:I didn't even know there was a thread on the forum about this .

In the words of the inimitable Antim:

There's a thread for that.

(paraphrasing, I think).

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:08 am

I pluck mine. No stubble.

OUCH!

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:23 am

jkisha wrote:I pluck mine. No stubble. OUCH!

My respect for you has just gone up a few notches, JK.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:55 am

Trishntek wrote:
jkisha wrote:I pluck mine. No stubble. OUCH!
My respect for you has just gone up a few notches, JK.

Yah me too, gosh, I have this vision of him reclining in the shade, lazily grooming himself one hair at a time...

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:20 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
Trishntek wrote:
jkisha wrote:I pluck mine. No stubble. OUCH!
My respect for you has just gone up a few notches, JK.
Yah me too, gosh, I have this vision of him reclining in the shade, lazily grooming himself one hair at a time...

With a martini in one hand...

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:49 pm

Oh geez, I barely have the heart to tell you guys I made that up! No way in hell am I gonna be plucking down there; but if I did, I can picture the martini glass!

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:54 pm

Dagnabbit I was waiting to bring this thread back from the depths.. lol.. I felt it sitting and lurking..

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:41 pm

junglesmacks wrote:Dagnabbit I was waiting to bring this thread back from the depths.. lol.. I felt it sitting and lurking..

Well we can let it sink again if you like, but as long as you're here, dude:

Do you shave, wax, pluck, or what???

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:02 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:Do you shave, wax, pluck, or what???

The most interesting eplayan uses a lawn mower...... blindfolded.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:32 am

Sic Pup wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:Do you shave, wax, pluck, or what???
The most interesting eplayan uses a lawn mower...... blindfolded.

Dinggggg!Dinnngggg!diiinnnngggg!

+100

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:17 am

If you wait long enough, it just goes bald in old age.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:09 am

Bump.

Because you don't want bumps!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:33 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Bump.

Because you don't want bumps!

Or razor burn.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:23 pm

I have often wondered what after shave would feel like after you shave down there.

I just don't have the balls to do it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:53 pm

Do you have the balls to try waxing this year?

snake · Post by **snake** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:45 pm

happy birthday, oed!!!

Dr Helix · Post by **Dr Helix** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:06 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
junglesmacks wrote:Dagnabbit I was waiting to bring this thread back from the depths.. lol.. I felt it sitting and lurking..
Well we can let it sink again if you like, but as long as you're here, dude:

Do you shave, wax, pluck, or what???

Just shaved down for the first time in deference to my fiance.......wham! Feels gooood!

jella · Post by **jella** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:23 pm

This stuff is awesome for preventing bumps but it's so much easier to wax

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:21 am

The only thing that stings worse than aftershave is waxing. Trish started on me once,,,, and I'm like,,,, 85% masochist,,,, I didn't care to have the rest of the dangly bits waxed for sure!

Shave with the grain of hair growth and that decreases the bump issue.

An just so ya know,,,, many of my toys are enjoyed MUCH MORE withOUT hair! jus' sayin'

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:49 am

After thinking about using the wax the less painful path will be to camoufloge my hairy junk with disco balls.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:03 am

(Dick may have won that round, but I'll have my revenge....)

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:23 pm

Just because I love this thread..

bump-a-rumpa

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:28 pm

I taught my pet monkey to pull out the hairs one at a time.
Bliss.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:58 pm

Two weeks to go, time to bust out a new razor!

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:11 am

The last blade to touch my shit took the foreskin with it.

And that will be the last time.

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