Give me tips to meet a sexy hippy chick.

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:46 pm

I'm basically just trying to meet an awesome dready mama to kick it with me while I'm on the playa and exchange massages, ect.

I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start, anyone else got tips to attract a nice hippy woman?

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:50 pm

Ya, stay home. (Or go to San Francisco.)

CaverX · Post by **CaverX** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:56 pm

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StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:00 pm

Before this gets into full swing, lets make it clear now:

I was looking for answers like "don't shower" or "don't bring shoes or toothpaste"...

(BUT, if some sexy girl wants to massage me I'm all for it, I don't give a fuck what her hair looks like)

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:02 pm

You could always hit up LaughingForest and see if he/she/its got anything shakin'..

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:30 pm

Start out with a hug, and then while you still have her in your grips get your nose all deep in her armpit hairs, and take a DEEEP huff, and then tell her that she smells edible.

If she laughs at this that is a sure sign that she digs ya...you may now proceed by dryhumping her legg.

If at this point she is still laughing she will be yours for the week!

(wear a rubber, dude)

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:47 pm

junglesmacks wrote:You could always hit up LaughingForest and see if he/she/its got anything shakin'..

If she tells you the universe will provide it means you ain't gettin' none.

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:50 pm

Sic Pup wrote:
junglesmacks wrote:You could always hit up LaughingForest and see if he/she/its got anything shakin'..
If she tells you the universe will provide it means you ain't gettin' none.

Good thing Mother nature is easy.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:02 pm

Dude, you know what, this is exactly what my teenage son does, except:

oneeyeddick wrote:Start out with a hug, and then while you still have her in your grips get your nose all deep in her armpit hairs neck, and take a DEEEP huff, and then tell her that she smells edible any random remark.

If she laughs at this that is a sure sign that she digs ya...

(wear a rubber, dude)

Apparently, hugging up against giggling boobs is really fun.

Do not ask me why he tells his mother about this.

Yeah, he spends a lot of money on condoms.

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:23 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:Dude, you know what, this is exactly what my teenage son does, except:

oneeyeddick wrote:Start out with a hug, and then while you still have her in your grips get your nose all deep in her armpit hairs neck, and take a DEEEP huff, and then tell her that she smells edible any random remark.

If she laughs at this that is a sure sign that she digs ya...

(wear a rubber, dude)

Apparently, hugging up against giggling boobs is really fun.

Do not ask me why he tells his mother about this.

Yeah, he spends a lot of money on condoms.

A whole lot better than spending a lot of money on child support or worse.

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:30 pm

I think I might actually try that method. Except once I start hugging said female, I won't let go until she swears she'll massage me/not run away.

Any thoughts?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:19 pm

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The BMorg refused to sell ticket to hippies this year.

Your just SOL

Move on to Rainbow folks.. There's nothing to see here..

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:22 pm

StickyChron wrote:I think I might actually try that method. Except once I start hugging said female, I won't let go until she swears she'll massage me/not run away.

Any thoughts?

I was thinking maybe rocky road tonight.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:54 pm

Walk around with a mannequin of your choosing with a strap on attached and ask the foxy chick if she wants to suck cock. You might not get any further with her, but she might give you a helluva show!

It is a good ice-breaker tho'

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:57 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:Dude, you know what, this is exactly what my teenage son does, except:

oneeyeddick wrote:Start out with a hug, and then while you still have her in your grips get your nose all deep in her armpit hairs neck, and take a DEEEP huff, and then tell her that she smells edible any random remark.

If she laughs at this that is a sure sign that she digs ya...

(wear a rubber, dude)

Apparently, hugging up against giggling boobs is really fun.

Do not ask me why he tells his mother about this.

Yeah, he spends a lot of money on condoms.

i have a plan. thanks MDF oh what makes you giggle?

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:03 pm

You crack me up, Sticky!
You look very similar to an old friend who also enjoyed fresh produce.

I say you use a sign like in your avatar. Get one of those 8x12 inch dry erase boards, affix a stick, and go on patrol. Hell, make a bandolier to carry lotsa markers. While you're at it make sure to buy the fruity scented ones (I love that technology).
If all else fails, get a watermelon and a wig.
Use a dropcloth.
Word.

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:25 pm

the three things you need to get that perfect hippie chick:

1. Weed
2. Pipe
3. Lighter ( best if bottom is black from packing bowl down )

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:35 pm

StickyChron wrote:Before this gets into full swing, lets make it clear now:

I was looking for answers like "don't shower" or "don't bring shoes or toothpaste"...

And I was going to say "don't shower," but you beat me to it.

Hm. Acoustic guitar might help. Also, if you brought it to the meet n greet we could see who smashes it over your head first.

I better get some points for that, even though the biggest answer is gone. This is efamily feud, isn't it?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:37 pm

Oh, crap. Unjon won...

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:39 am

Foxfur wrote:You crack me up, Sticky!
You look very similar to an old friend who also enjoyed fresh produce.

I say you use a sign like in your avatar. Get one of those 8x12 inch dry erase boards, affix a stick, and go on patrol. Hell, make a bandolier to carry lotsa markers. While you're at it make sure to buy the fruity scented ones (I love that technology).
If all else fails, get a watermelon and a wig.
Use a dropcloth.
Word.

Thats actually almost a good idea...I could write dirty phrases on it like "100% USDA Organic Meat" or "My balls smell really really bad".

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:48 am

Tell her If she sleeps with you You'll suck someones Dick.
Hippie chicks always fall for this. serious.

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:55 am

knowmad wrote:Tell her If she sleeps with you You'll suck someones Dick.
Hippie chicks always fall for this. serious.

Thats where Trishntek's strap on mannequin comes into play. I'll keep him close by.

jcliff · Post by **jcliff** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:18 am

Go liberal on the patchouli oil. It's a scent that covers up hippie body funk. It smells like mowed grass, so if you don't have any patchouli just stuff some grass clippings in your pockets.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:51 am

If you really want a hippie chick, you have quit bathing, right?
get a piece symbol tattooed on the head of your dick
wear shredded bellbottom(20"+ flares) pants with your ass and junk hanging out
go into training at a Rainbow Gathering

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:51 am

oh, and hippies don't ues paper in the JOTS

delle · Post by **delle** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:59 am

EspressoDude wrote:If you really want a hippie chick, you have quit bathing, right?
get a piece symbol tattooed on the head of your dick
wear shredded bellbottom(20"+ flares) pants with your ass and junk hanging out

This is pretty good.

Tho I'd suggest a viagra for a constant raging hardon
with a little sign hanging off it saying "free to a good home"

(real important the sign be in the front, and not the back, to up your chances of the right clientele a bit if you're fussy that way.)

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:05 am

I really, really hate joke threads in Q&A.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:08 am

AntiM wrote:I really, really hate joke threads in Q&A.

.......danger danger will robinson..heading into moderator territory..

Apologies to AntiM

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:10 pm

Sorry AntiM, everyone hates my posts I think...

You can move threads can't you? This TECHNICALLY is a Q&A thread...other discussion would be fine too.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:15 pm

Technically, but we try to keep Q&A uncluttered with fun. No fun at all. Nope, none.

I think Experiences would be a nice place or this.