SOS
SOS
Where does one go to find attractive, cerebral, cultured, graceful women on the playa who upon meeting them will melt into my arms and consider me to be the re-incarnation of Marlon Brando/James Dean/Paul Newman etc you get the gist right?
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Lots of luck, the gender ratio is not in your favor. Some people do make connections out there, but it is one of the truisms of this board that wanting that too much will keep it from happening. It's only slightly less hopeless than wanting to be a dj.
You might try learning how to bead (or buying a minor burner and start making glass--that might be more macho) and go to beading shows. Gender ratio much more in your favor.
You might try learning how to bead (or buying a minor burner and start making glass--that might be more macho) and go to beading shows. Gender ratio much more in your favor.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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i may refer ninzy to this post. I for one have already found several beautiful women who will be on the playa through this forum.
who they will consider me to be the reincarnation of remains unknown (possibly buddha) and the melting i am sure will be entirely due to the heat
who they will consider me to be the reincarnation of remains unknown (possibly buddha) and the melting i am sure will be entirely due to the heat
FREE THE SHERPAS
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CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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Re: SOS
burnmeman wrote:Where does one go to find attractive, cerebral, cultured, graceful women on the playa who upon meeting them will melt into my arms and consider me to be the re-incarnation of Marlon Brando/James Dean/Paul Newman etc you get the gist right?
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Whatever works, Grai!graidawg wrote:i may refer ninzy to this post. I for one have already found several beautiful women who will be on the playa through this forum.
who they will consider me to be the reincarnation of remains unknown (possibly buddha) and the melting i am sure will be entirely due to the heat
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fully functional - modern medicine is just greatMyDearFriend wrote:Whatever works, Grai!graidawg wrote:i may refer ninzy to this post. I for one have already found several beautiful women who will be on the playa through this forum.
who they will consider me to be the reincarnation of remains unknown (possibly buddha) and the melting i am sure will be entirely due to the heat
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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Re: SOS
Ive always felt the ratio was pretty 50/50 in my years out there. I wonder what it really is.
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Re: SOS
Ive always felt the ratio was pretty 50/50 in my years out there. I wonder what it really is.
Re: SOS
I got two outta four, not bad - although I have actually been called graceful, so three out of four.burnmeman wrote:Where does one go to find attractive, cerebral, cultured, graceful women on the playa who upon meeting them will melt into my arms and consider me to be the re-incarnation of Marlon Brando/James Dean/Paul Newman etc you get the gist right?
Marlon Brando, please. Jimmy Dean was kind of a dick.
Though butter doesn't hold up in the heat, I'd imagine.
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C.f.M. wrote:I got two outta four, not bad - although I have actually been called graceful, so three out of four.burnmeman wrote:Where does one go to find attractive, cerebral, cultured, graceful women on the playa who upon meeting them will melt into my arms and consider me to be the re-incarnation of Marlon Brando/James Dean/Paul Newman etc you get the gist right?
Marlon Brando, please. Jimmy Dean was kind of a dick.
Though butter doesn't hold up in the heat, I'd imagine.
it did in Paris...........
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Be yourself and remain open to magical, miraculous possibilities. The Universe will then place a gift in your path, and it's up to you to recognize it and appreciate it.
(Found in a fortune cookie)
(Found in a fortune cookie)
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Ugly Dougly wrote:Be yourself and remain open to magical, miraculous possibilities. The Universe will then place a gift in your path, and it's up to you to recognize it and appreciate it.
I guess that's a modicum of improvement - loquacious, at least - on "the playa provides."

He can call me Stella if he wants to.
Re: SOS
Playa Hater wrote:Ive always felt the ratio was pretty 50/50 in my years out there. I wonder what it really is.
http://afterburn.burningman.com/08/census/index.html
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Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
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Re: SOS
I've had good results with ether....
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I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
Re: SOS
bluesbob wrote:You shot yourself in the foot with Marlon Brando/James Dean/Paul Newman. Many women have no clue who they are. Try updating your list.
One man's shot in the foot is another man's standards.
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Isn't the idea of the playa providing anything contrary to one of the main thrusts of the whole thing? Radical self something or other?C.f.M. wrote:Ugly Dougly wrote:Be yourself and remain open to magical, miraculous possibilities. The Universe will then place a gift in your path, and it's up to you to recognize it and appreciate it.
I guess that's a modicum of improvement - loquacious, at least - on "the playa provides."
If Neil deGrasse Tyson pulled me off the street to tell me about astronomy that would be awesome. If I was in Amsterdam when this happened and could convince him to tell me about it at a coffeeshop it would be ideal. Just sayin'.
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You know, it's that the opposite of a profound truth is another profound truth.JCarter wrote:Isn't the idea of the playa providing anything contrary to one of the main thrusts of the whole thing? Radical self something or other?C.f.M. wrote:Ugly Dougly wrote:Be yourself and remain open to magical, miraculous possibilities. The Universe will then place a gift in your path, and it's up to you to recognize it and appreciate it.
I guess that's a modicum of improvement - loquacious, at least - on "the playa provides."
Don't over think it.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Ugly Dougly wrote:Be yourself and remain open to magical, miraculous possibilities. The Universe will then place a gift in your path, and it's up to you to recognize it and appreciate it.
(Found in a fortune cookie)
Wow. I have read a lot of posts from you Doug, and I must say that one really rings as poetic. Well done!
"Love, Rockets and write when you get work"
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Re: SOS
I expressed a similar sentiment in another post somwhere, but I've found that you often find what you're looking for when you're not really looking for it.
"TO DO IS TO BE" - Nietzsche
"TO BE IS TO DO" - Kant
"DO BE DO BE DO" - Sinatra
"TO BE IS TO DO" - Kant
"DO BE DO BE DO" - Sinatra
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That would be me. 2008. Met the love of my life there. We wed on the playa this year. It can and does happen.Mr.Coffee wrote:I expressed a similar sentiment in another post somwhere, but I've found that you often find what you're looking for when you're not really looking for it.
"Love, Rockets and write when you get work"