The Spenard Bar...

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:00 am

Duhhh.....
picture a Moose (Bullwinkle) grazing on your palm trees (sativa or indica).. after awhile the southern facing Moose (Bullwinkle) releases some (100's) warm, moist pellets from it's northern facing end (butt)...
they are carefully hand selected (picked up off the ground), dried and then sealed in a shellac and that becomes a 100% Alaskan made (in more ways than one) bead (aka dried, shellaced Moose turd) !!

are you writing this down ??

(no animals were harmed in the making of these necklaces*)

* unless eaten counts...

magnummax · Post by **magnummax** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:03 pm

Oh, Give me a home, Call it Spenard not Nome,
where the art cars and fire do play,
With a man standing tall, watching over us all,
As we dance in the dust untill day.

~~~~~~~~~Come To The Spenard Bar!!!~~~~~~~~~~

wannaberavin · Post by **wannaberavin** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:04 pm

I was using my imagination Doc, but I wanted to see what interesting thing JR had come up with including the explanation. And I wouldn't of expected anything less JR. I cant wait to wear one of those necklaces. I feel its gonna be a crazy year on the playa.......

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:07 pm

we just created a group page on Facebook.. "The Spenard Bar"
come meet our members !!

AKDMAN · Post by **AKDMAN** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:57 pm

The Spenard Bar has officially greased the wheels with DPW and is expecting confirmation on our vip placement by the end of the week. They asked why we should even be accepted as a registered theme camp, so we said we were shipping them a couple of cases of wine. They asked why they should accept our gift, and we said cause we are also shipping them some tequila. DPW promptly gave us their address and welcomed us as the newest registered theme camp on the playa. Thank You DPW, maybe yall arent so bad after all

AKDMAN · Post by **AKDMAN** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:49 pm

Dang, I should have actually asked somebody from the camp before I started greasing wheels. DPW placed me in the back of Doc Pyros rv.......
at least they let me know bmorg drinks whiskey, I guess I'll suck it up this year and hope Doc treats me well

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:06 am

Boy, talk about being shit out of luck.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:09 pm

congrats on the Boston Doc !!! your best one ?
I know it is in part a direct result of your continuous exercise regime, praticularly the up and down the stairs and sprints from the front to the back of your RV....
Akdman is practicing at this moment in hopes you will reconsider his placement/training in the back of your RV....

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:45 pm

Thanks JR. Actually two years ago I ran Boston nearly 30 minutes faster. But I think I'll adhear to your exercise suggestion, especially the running to the back of the RV. Now all I have to do is find someone to actually chase.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:29 pm

Hmmmmm.... open the door and they will come..
you should come up and run the Midnight Sun again, you can wear BDCWB colors and we'll make you a special Spenard Bar necklace to wear for good luck !!
bet it would be nice to run in a pleasant temp instead of some of the hot and humid ones in the lower 48

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:36 am

I would love to, but I'm heading over to Europe that weekend. Going to hit a pub with Graidawg and Ninzy and whatever other London burners happen to stagger in. I'd say I will be thinking about Midnight Sun, but that would be a lie. I'll be thinking about knocking back another pint.

Solito · Post by **Solito** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:55 am

I'm definitely down for Native Games... I couldn't count the bruises and dings I've gotten from playing them in years past. Used to live in the Havasupai rez in Arizona and the kids there demolished me with their games during the day, and the adults with their Jim Beam at night...

Nothing like trying to pick a feather sticking out of the ground with your teeth as you run past it... while others try to get it before you do.

...the tourists however... they got demolished during the authentic sweating rituals under the moonlight. ;D

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:55 pm

it's time to change from snow and darkness to green and sunshine !!
the Spenard Bar will be having a campout 6/18-19 on upper Willow Creek, mi 6.5 of the Hatchers Pass Rd from the Willow side...
we will be creekside near the Shirleytown Bridge, lots of parking...
Playa Dust will be available.....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:25 am

What the heck, it's only 3000 miles.
Which side of the creek?

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:45 pm

3000 miles ?? it's only a couple of inches on my map.....
we'll be on the side that we're on which means it's that side....
unless you are on the other side in which case we'll be across the creek from you...
that help at all ??

Bluemandrew · Post by **Bluemandrew** » Tue May 10, 2011 6:43 pm

Bump because we got yelled at...

Is a snow maker moop or dust abatement?

alaska burners · Post by **alaska burners** » Tue May 10, 2011 9:48 pm

I just wanted to let everyone know that this is going to be my last bloody mary this second. This is going to be my last smoke this minute. This is going to be the last time i get naked this hour. This going to be the last time I eat dinner today. This is going to be the last time I work 40 hours this week. This is going to be the last time i pay rent this month. And this is going to be the last time I go to burning man this year.

I just thought you would all like to know that.

P.S. I don't know why so many of us get so excited about spending $1000 just to get there, fly in a cramped plane, have little supplies, go through a reverse climate change, travel 4000 miles, camp with people they do not like since Alaska sticks together, and then create a camp that requires hard work to setup and a good amount a cash?

Actually I am just kidding I know why because we love burning man and all it stands for and if it was easy we wouldn't want to go.

Long Live the Spenard Bar.

Now I am going to the tap root to get drunk.

Shadouts · Post by **Shadouts** » Tue May 10, 2011 10:52 pm

[quote="alaska burners"]Actually I am just kidding I know why because we love burning man and all it stands for and if it was easy we wouldn't want to go. [/quote]

Whatever, I just go for the tan.

Bluemandrew · Post by **Bluemandrew** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:16 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spenard

wannaberavin · Post by **wannaberavin** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:29 pm

Shadouts wrote:
alaska burners wrote:Actually I am just kidding I know why because we love burning man and all it stands for and if it was easy we wouldn't want to go.
Whatever, I just go for the tan.

I only go for the DUST!!

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:24 am

I am one with the Dust....

AKDMAN · Post by **AKDMAN** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:59 pm

I totally go for the tan

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:27 am

is today the big day ??
I see we are now listed as a Camp, I just hope we are placed !!
I am definately starting to feel Dusty again !!!!!!!
come enjoy KY, cool drinks and smoked salmon...

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:15 am

Sad to say JR, being listed has nothing to do with getting placed. But at least in your case you always have a back-up plan.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:44 pm

thanks Doc.. yeah, I know thats why I just have to keep hoping...
having too much fun in the old country ??
too bad you couldn't have met Misa and the Frenchies there too !!!
just read your last newsletter, sounds like another great year at BDCWB !!!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:10 am

Would have loved to have seen Misa. Turns out the Frenchies are (and I swear I am not making this up) a couple of, and I quote Laura, "...man-hating lesbians who really wanted to have nothing to do with you..." Not exactly an open invitation. If I don't see Blowfish before he gets to Anchorage, give him a nice kick in the ass for me, OK?

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:34 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Would have loved to have seen Misa. Turns out the Frenchies are (and I swear I am not making this up) a couple of, and I quote Laura, "...man-hating lesbians who really wanted to have nothing to do with you..." Not exactly an open invitation. If I don't see Blowfish before he gets to Anchorage, give him a nice kick in the ass for me, OK?

It is great that we will seen each other in less than 60 days!!!

Did she really said that?

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:03 am

damn !!!! well, when I look back, they sure didn't seem all that friendly even given the language barrier... a shame though, would have been fun to at least see Misa !! looking forward to tasting her home country grawg again !!
I am just hoping the 2nd run of Red Salmon arrive so Blowfish can rip some lips this time... I'll try and soak his seat in the raft again but he knows my tricks better now so I'll have to come up with something new... heh-heh !!
still over the pond ?? have a great trip and give everyone my best at the get together at your place !!!
we'll be Dusty soon my friend !!!!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:06 am

Will do. And Misa, yes, Laura said that. I was flabergasted to say the least.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:17 am

so the frenchies are man hating lesbians? is that all of them? it would explain why they hate the english so as we are manly and dont hate lesbians even a little. oh what am i doing here thats 3 bars ive been in this morning already!

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