Don't Feed the Bears! and those Unicorns Kick!

[Foxfur]

Contrary to popular belief, i am VANILLA and PROUD and a serial Monogamist.

Robots do not swing like monkeys.


We've evolved.

You share traits with Sweetpea.
She LOVES Count Chocula and is totally monogamous to that cereal.
I guess she's not THAT vanilla.....

It is refreshing to find other monogamous people in this swingin world. Who'da thunk I'da found em here?
I might threaten, tease, or taunt you with a good fucking but I will not actually fuck you. You're completely safe.
You may see my kilt rise , but that is a spectator sport, like stripping, and you can't touch it
After all, we can always go fuck ourselves.....

[Sail Man]

After all, we can always go fuck ourselves.....

Now that is a spectator sport that would be interesting to watch. Hell, I've been impressed enough with those that could blow themselves, but to actually fuck themselves

[Eric]

Contrary to popular belief, i am VANILLA and PROUD and a serial Monogamist.

Hey, I'm a monogamist.
Sometimes.
Just not with the wife.
I should shut up now.
and put the boy back where I found him...

[graidawg]

Contrary to popular belief, i am VANILLA and PROUD and a serial Monogamist.

Hey, I'm a monogamist.
Sometimes.
Just not with the wife.
I should shut up now.
and put the boy back where I found him...

you always make me laugh Eric.

[ygmir]

Contrary to popular belief, i am VANILLA and PROUD and a serial Monogamist.

Hey, I'm a monogamist.
Sometimes.
Just not with the wife.
I should shut up now.
and put the boy back where I found him...

you always make me laugh Eric.

psst Eric, pull you pants up.

[Eric]

Hey, I'm a monogamist.
Sometimes.
Just not with the wife.
I should shut up now.
and put the boy back where I found him...

you always make me laugh Eric.

psst Eric, pull you pants up.

psst Yggy, who says I have any on?

[Savannah]

I think he meant "Pull your kilt up."

[Eric]

I think he meant "Pull your kilt up."

I will never ever ever wear a kilt. Ever.

I get enough of the "carpet/ drapes" crap as a red-head without making access easy for people to check.

To my continuing amazement complete strangers really do think I want to drop my drawers & show them and get shocked when I refuse.
Not saying I haven't made a date with some so they could check privately...

Back to our regularly scheduled perversions...

[Trishntek]

I think he meant "Pull your kilt up."

I will never ever ever wear a kilt. Ever.

I get enough of the "carpet/ drapes" crap as a red-head without making access easy for people to check.

To my continuing amazement complete strangers really do think I want to drop my drawers & show them and get shocked when I refuse.
Not saying I haven't made a date with some so they could check privately...

Back to our regularly scheduled perversions...

Oh man that's a long time! The comfort alone makes them a no-brainer for me! I'm spoiled now and loathe trousers when it's time to go to work.

[Minxy]

I finally got around to taking that quiz and there were no surprises.


Exhibitionist / Voyeur 100%
Switch 100%
Bondage 96%
Degradation Lover 93%
Sadist 93%
Masochist 89%
Submissive 82%
Experimental 79%
Dominant 50%
Vanilla 21%

[Trishntek]

I finally got around to taking that quiz and there were no surprises.


Exhibitionist / Voyeur 100%
Switch 100%
Bondage 96%
Degradation Lover 93%
Sadist 93%
Masochist 89%
Submissive 82%
Experimental 79%
Dominant 50%
Vanilla 21%

considering whether to invite Minxy to "participate" with us,,,,, that 21% vanilla tho',,,,,,hmmmmm

[Minxy]

Damn that 21%!!!

I finally got around to taking that quiz and there were no surprises.


Exhibitionist / Voyeur 100%
Switch 100%
Bondage 96%
Degradation Lover 93%
Sadist 93%
Masochist 89%
Submissive 82%
Experimental 79%
Dominant 50%
Vanilla 21%

considering whether to invite Minxy to "participate" with us,,,,, that 21% vanilla tho',,,,,,hmmmmm

[Dr Jet Sinister]

considering whether to invite Minxy to "participate" with us,,,,, that 21% vanilla tho',,,,,,hmmmmm

*snort*
Is Minxy the winner now for most vanilla?

[Eric]

considering whether to invite Minxy to "participate" with us,,,,, that 21% vanilla tho',,,,,,hmmmmm

*snort*
Is Minxy the winner now for most vanilla?

Misa is 29% vanilla, which just means she hasn't camped with Doc long enough...

[Trishntek]

Nope! I checked,,,,, C.f.M. is THIRTY-SIX-PERCENT vanilla,,,,, sooooooo

Minxy? If you wanna participate with us,,,, you are welcome!!!

Actually, anyone who wants is welcome,,,,, we are an equal opportunity corruption organization.

[Minxy]

Whew, I was starting to feel inadequate.

[Eric]

Nope! I checked,,,,, C.f.M. is THIRTY-SIX-PERCENT vanilla

What????


That test is obviously flawed.

(I was 14% vanilla, but that only because I have huge issues with bondage {on me})

[ygmir]

Switch
96%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur
96%
Experimental
79%
Bondage
71%
Degradation Lover
64%
Masochist
61%
Dominant
61%
Submissive
57%
Sadist
54%
Vanilla
4%

[Trishntek]

(I was 14% vanilla, but that only because I have huge issues with bondage {on me})

Please keep in mind the test is less about kinkiness and mostly about BDSM. So in that context, having issues with bondage is revealed in your results.

C.f.M. seems quite proud of her status and I'm sure has nothing to do with her kinkiness factor.

YAY yggy!

[ygmir]

(I was 14% vanilla, but that only because I have huge issues with bondage {on me})

Please keep in mind the test is less about kinkiness and mostly about BDSM. So in that context, having issues with bondage is revealed in your results.

C.f.M. seems quite proud of her status and I'm sure has nothing to do with her kinkiness factor.

YAY yggy!

*standing proud, saluting (no hands)*

[Eric]

(I was 14% vanilla, but that only because I have huge issues with bondage {on me})

Please keep in mind the test is less about kinkiness and mostly about BDSM. So in that context, having issues with bondage is revealed in your results.

Kinda figured that. I don't normally fall into a "vanilla" category (IMHO).

[Foxfur]

1. Looks like Eric kicked this thread into top gear, fuuuck.
2. I don't trust ANY of you fuckos with sadist or degradation lover scores any higher than mine.
Well, maybe if I whipped you with an octopus tentacle while submerging you up to your nostrils in gray water. *Then* I'd trust you...

[Minxy]

Well, maybe if I whipped you with an octopus tentacle while submerging you up to your nostrils in gray water. *Then* I'd trust you...

Hot.

[Foxfur]

Well, maybe if I whipped you with an octopus tentacle while submerging you up to your nostrils in gray water. *Then* I'd trust you...

Hot.

Aw shucks Miss Minxy. I just do what I can with what I've got.
I've got leather scraps, a variety of metal stock, padlocks, climbing ropes, traction devices, and hydraulic spreaders. Sounds like a *bawdy* shop, no?

[Minxy]

Well, maybe if I whipped you with an octopus tentacle while submerging you up to your nostrils in gray water. *Then* I'd trust you...

Hot.

Aw shucks Miss Minxy. I just do what I can with what I've got.
I've got leather scraps, a variety of metal stock, padlocks, climbing ropes, traction devices, and hydraulic spreaders. Sounds like a *bawdy* shop, no?

And you've got plenty. ;P *GRIN* For someone who isn't kinky, dude, you have some interesting possibilities there!

[Foxfur]

Aw shucks Miss Minxy. I just do what I can with what I've got.
I've got leather scraps, a variety of metal stock, padlocks, climbing ropes, traction devices, and hydraulic spreaders. Sounds like a *bawdy* shop, no?

And you've got plenty. ;P *GRIN* For someone who isn't kinky, dude, you have some interesting possibilities there!

Who said I'm not kinky? I'd kick their ass but I'm kinda sub. I'll get my mistress on it...

[C.f.M.]

Vanilla...it's expensive, exotic and tastes good with pretty much anything.

[Dr Jet Sinister]

Vanilla...it's expensive, exotic and tastes good with pretty much anything.

::yawn:: Vanilla is only good when combined with something else. It's role is the straight man of the skit.

[Minxy]

Who said I'm not kinky? I'd kick their ass but I'm kinda sub. I'll get my mistress on it...

Good point.

[C.f.M.]

Vanilla...it's expensive, exotic and tastes good with pretty much anything.

::yawn:: Vanilla is only good when combined with something else. It's role is the straight man of the skit.

I'd pick




over


Like I said, you have to get the good vanilla. Mainstream American crap as seen in the ice cream aisle doesn't compare.