APOKILIPTIKA 2011

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:44 am

Рад Вас видеть из бункера.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:26 am

славен тракторного завода

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:56 pm

There are tractors in the bunker?

Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:54 pm

yes, but they do not have engines...and the frames are made of radioactive scrap metal...but when pushed by heroic people's temporary workers (they never seem to last long), they do a good job of plowing the bunker floor (those mushrooms have to grow somewhere!)

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:28 pm

Смотри, моя собака наслаждаясь коленной чашечки

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:56 am

Plutonium Plant Food!!!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:23 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:40 am

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:37 am

Now with direct service from Москва.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:15 pm

Москва - Владивосток - Черныкаменьгорода в три часа!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:43 pm

AH! There you are!

How was Tripoli? I hear it's hot as hell there. Did you invite Ghadafi? He should be available by August.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:53 pm

I gave him a comp ticket... said he will be there if he can find something appropriate to wear...

Anyway, enough of that...

Vodka for the Masses!!!

Serious... this is not uncommon, and I now know the good, the bad, and the ugly. Some would to run ancient Traktor!

(did I miss anything fun? Any new beheadings? Someone fix the bearings on the rack and replace the 224kV Transformer on the bedframe? Current Lust in the Dust? Fresh meat to indoctrinate?)

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:13 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:I gave him a comp ticket... said he will be there if he can find something appropriate to wear...

Anyway, enough of that...

Vodka for the Masses!!!

Serious... this is not uncommon, and I now know the good, the bad, and the ugly. Some would to run ancient Traktor!

(did I miss anything fun? Any new beheadings? Someone fix the bearings on the rack and replace the 224kV Transformer on the bedframe? Current Lust in the Dust? Fresh meat to indoctrinate?)

That's your supply BBSue, what about the rest of us??

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:23 pm

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:28 pm

EspressoDude wrote:
That's your supply BBSue, what about the rest of us??

Ummm... that's good for about... 2 1/2 days out there. Maybe 3 if we go light.

By the way... late breaking news... I *might*... maybe... just might... be out there for the start of the event. Prolly Mon-Wed at the latest (I'm solid committed for LD weekend, rats!!) won't catch the burn, but it would be home (and I would miss Yahoo Thursday...)... not sure yet, but keep tuned to 99.9 WTF Disinformation Radio for further updates...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:19 pm

Please to keep misinformed!

BTW xlnt poster BB!!

Oh did you see the new reality show preview???

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Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:37 pm

Thursdays at 8 PM Central Siberia Time... easy to remember, is between Doom of our Lives, and As the Gulag Burns.

You know, Beloruski-Apokiptik Channel for Obliterated Non-persons (BACON) channel 69 is countering with part 173 of 462 part series "Life and Times of Benevolent Dictator" - is one showcasing doom dome and the chainsaw/cattle prod scene. Will need to have transcribed by official non-person who still has most of one hand.

snake · Post by **snake** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:39 pm

bb, do you know if bear will be joining us this year?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:54 pm

His sub ether radio seems to be turned off... I have attempted contact.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:11 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:

Holy shit!
Those ladies in uniform are divine!
Any flights left into Benghazi?
Fuck it! I'll walk...

And who the hell does Killbuck have in his art department, anyway?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:45 am

If you have to ask, you really don't want to know!

(1) 333 Kiwi Indentured Tattoo Artists with Pencils
(2) 1 million monkeys in front of their own PC's each with a copy of "paint" open
(3) Purchased graphic artists from the former Soviet Union, paid 1/2 union scale
(4) 42325 separate virus programs running in the finest art schools worldwide
(5) Most importantly... himself.

(BTW - no idea, will try to raise him on channel "J"...)

Communique ends... NOW

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:28 am

Foxfur wrote:And who the hell does Killbuck have in his art department, anyway?

Are you kidding? The Kernel is his own art department.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:42 am

Ministry, not Dept.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:00 am

BTW -- as always, thank you for your high-contrast, low-khaki propaganda.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:09 am

Thanks.... the khaki is a bit cloying....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:49 pm

Is this your new secret MV, Komrade Kernul?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:09 pm

S-H-H-H-H-H...

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You shall to go... NOW.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:23 pm

But comrade I have done wrong nothing! Why this then????

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:38 pm

AHA!!!

Denial is ALWAYS first sign of GUILT!! We shall to enter this as Confession of Yours.

We shall to request from Czar of Artcars, Premier of Panzers, Prime Minister of Mysterious Misery, Dervish of Dust, Emperor of Terror his Liege Killbuck the Final to call APOKILITBURO EMERGENCY SESSION to discuss economic punishment after you have been found guilty.

We trust you have no aversion to Gold Mines, Cold Weather, or Siberia, and no known allergies to lead applied subcranially or desserts with Polonium Frosting, da?

Have happy doom.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:23 am

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