The Burner

[MyDearFriend]

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

*happy dance*

great work there dude

[delle]

burn the barbie now, its the barbies doom
coz she's plastic, burns fantastic
You can melt her hair, chop her up for spares
crucifiction, or mince her into pieces
get the barbie, lets get nasty!

just so doc dances harder. Rayon suit or not!

(a little pic from one of our fires last year to go with the song. Check out the smile on my guy behind her.... He particularly liked that segment. SHE, just so you know, was the reason my halloween costume included the belt with barbie hanging from her hair and a bottle of lighter fluid. Bit tooooo much of an inside joke, as it turns out, given the general reaction to it all. Thankfully, I found all of you shortly after. Phewf. Girls just want to be understood, ya know?)

[graidawg]

sweet Delle, makes me want to write some nasty rap about burning barbies
but it sounds so silly a white guy rapping

i did start but i get distracted by making the ryhme and then i get these tiny two word lines and it sounds like a 22 macine gun going put put put

stick with sill y poetry methinks

[graidawg]

hunting Snarks and Boojums is kind of neat, though they are not good to eat,
and too the seasons short, as i have always thought,
so this year we will hunt different game, stalking those of eplaya fame,
Those we catch we will not eat, instead display at the meet'n'greet.

to hunt them down will take cunning traps, for as we know they are not saps
SoP he's no phony, for him we'll use a sparkle pony
eric too a cunning ploy, for him we'll find the cutest boy
ygmir will be there this year, with the snare of tasty beer
Aunty em right at the start, with the lure of wayward art

misablue we'll get her too, with a painted boob (or two)
for fishy my plan is fun, just snatch her up and run
to catch jet sinister something higher, probably using fire
TnT well thats no fuss, just use something that goes buzz

to catch jella i have a lan thats ace, sure to make a happy face
SEB he's not so green, i may just get him to join the team
savannah, sailman we'll get you too, robbidobs as well without the poo!
Delle i'm sure will be nice, and come along with no trap or device

Figjam now i know he's good, but wont know the neighburhood
to catch ellorum we wont go far, just look around for the nearest bar
i have an idea to get illy dilly, but i won't say its far to silly
solito i dont know to well, but have no fear we'll get you as well

foxfur i fear is cunning, but thats just makes for better hunting
now i no there are many more, but have no fear i have plans in store
to bring you all to thursdays meet, to BDC right on Engagement street
stay a while enjoy the sights there is no rush to go, and that's from the mayor Doc pyro

[MyDearFriend]

Bravo!

But, shhhhh Grai we need to sneak up on some of these folks...

[illy dilly]

That is an awesome ryme!
G-Dawg, I do believe G-Dawg is a very suiting name now that you have proven you are a rapper at heart!!!

[illy dilly]

SoP he's no phony, for him we'll use a sparkle pony

Got it!

[graidawg]

SoP he's no phony, for him we'll use a sparkle pony

Got it!

brilliant! now illy, about your part in this plan......

[illy dilly]

I'M NOT WEARING A PINK SPARKLE PONY COSTUME!!!!

[graidawg]

it doesnt have to be pink.....

[MisaBlue]

I'M NOT WEARING A PINK SPARKLE PONY COSTUME!!!!

Misa SAD

[graidawg]

I'M NOT WEARING A PINK SPARKLE PONY COSTUME!!!!

Misa SAD

see what you've done now ID?

its ok misa she will come round, its just a matter of the right motivation

[MyDearFriend]

I'M NOT WEARING A PINK SPARKLE PONY COSTUME!!!!

Misa SAD

see what you've done now ID?

its ok misa she will come round, its just a matter of the right motivation

Pssst Grai I think illy dilly is actually a he.

[Dr. Pyro]

And he was a Barbiebarian last year. Not that many people leave us...and live to tell about it! But he and his crew no doubt will drop in on Saturday morning for pancakes, mimosas, bacon, and bloody marys. After all, everybody else seems to.

[graidawg]

I'M NOT WEARING A PINK SPARKLE PONY COSTUME!!!!

Misa SAD


see what you've done now ID?

its ok misa she will come round, its just a matter of the right motivation

Pssst Grai I think illy dilly is actually a he.

i'm pretty sure SoP wont go for that unless its a really good costume....

[MyDearFriend]

i'm pretty sure SoP wont go for that unless its a really good costume....

Well, you never know...

[illy dilly]

Pssst Grai I think illy dilly is actually a he.

i'm pretty sure SoP wont go for that unless its a really good costume....

Yeah he is a he!
You get the SoB... wait I mean SoP drunk enough and he might fall for it... at least until ya'll knock him over the head.

And Misa, if it would really make you happy, I can probably come up with something

[illy dilly]

And he was a Barbiebarian last year. Not that many people leave us...and live to tell about it! But he and his crew no doubt will drop in on Saturday morning for pancakes, mimosas, bacon, and bloody marys. After all, everybody else seems to.

And Doc, we got to looking at the map,
We might not have escaped BDV.
We were told were placed at 3:30 and G with frontage on 3:30.

So depending on the final cookie crumble, we might be pretty much part of BDV anyway.

I think, you bribed the placement team to put us 'next too' your camp cause you couldn't stand to go a whole year with out seeing my beautiful face.

[Dr. Pyro]

Yeah Nick, that must be it. The way I figure it, since BDV goes all the way from E to G and encompasses both corners, I'll bet you guys have to be just across the street. We are placing Boosh Camp: The Canadian Splinter Squad on the corner of 3:30 and G, and those guys are a riot. The only one who was there last year was Luis, but they'll be back in full force. They are bringing their ball pit; a more appropriate name has never been given to a playa experience. Be careful though my friend, they have been known to occasionally drink.

[jella]

Ball pit you say...my my this is going to be a very fun neighborhood

[Dr. Pyro]

[illy dilly]

Yeah Nick, that must be it. The way I figure it, since BDV goes all the way from E to G and encompasses both corners, I'll bet you guys have to be just across the street. We are placing Boosh Camp: The Canadian Splinter Squad on the corner of 3:30 and G, and those guys are a riot. The only one who was there last year was Luis, but they'll be back in full force. They are bringing their ball pit; a more appropriate name has never been given to a playa experience. Be careful though my friend, they have been known to occasionally drink.

But on the map it only shows that one black as 'purple' theme camp area.
I'm confused

But shit, we'll show up, they'll tell us where to go,and thats where we'll camp.

[MisaBlue]

Pssst Grai I think illy dilly is actually a he.

i'm pretty sure SoP wont go for that unless its a really good costume....

Yeah he is a he!
You get the SoB... wait I mean SoP drunk enough and he might fall for it... at least until ya'll knock him over the head.

And Misa, if it would really make you happy, I can probably come up with something

I say YES

[illy dilly]

Damn IT!
I was really hoping you wouldn't see that!

OK, so, how detailed and actual do I have to dress like a Sparkle Pony?
And real Pony or Sparkle Pony?
Most importantly, whats do I get out of it?

[MisaBlue]

Damn IT!
I was really hoping you wouldn't see that!

OK, so, how detailed and actual do I have to dress like a Sparkle Pony?
And real Pony or Sparkle Pony?
Most importantly, whats do I get out of it?

Depends on how good you are ...

[illy dilly]

Yeah I'll dress like a big white stallion if she'll ride me like that

[illy dilly]

Has the "Eplayan Roundup 2011" been forgotten?

[graidawg]

The theme camps taken all my dough,
And got me to my desert home,
burning on a dusty afternoon.
now i'm at the cargo cult,
it's taken everything Ive got,
All Ive got's this dusty afternoon.

Save me, save me, save me from these beers.
this cargo cults trying to break me.
And I love to burn so drunkenly,
Live this life of burnery,
burning on a dusty afternoon.
In my desert home
In my desert home
In my desert home

My girlfriends run off to the bar,
And riding on some mutant car,
Telling tales of dusty stupidity.
Now Im sitting here,
Sipping at my ice cold beer,
Lazing on a dusty afternoon.

Help me, help me, help me burn today,
Well give me two good reasons why I cannot stay.
Cause I love to live so burnerly,
Live this life so radically,
Lazing on a dusty afternoon.
In my desert home
In my desert home
In my desert home

Ah, save me, save me, save me from this breeze.
I need some shade to eaze me.
so i can live so pleasantly,
Live this life of burnery,
Lazing on a dusty afternoon.
in my desert home
In my desert home
In my desert home