The person below me

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Re: The person below me

Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:43 pm

Nope, those damn ponies own me.

TPBM is owned by quite a different animal.
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Re: The person below me

Post by capjbadger » Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:43 am

What can I say? Owned is owned. ;)

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TPBM is dancing around the living room to dubstep right now...

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Re: The person below me

Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:15 am

That is wrong on so many levels.

TPBM has her/his decision to join eplaya vindicated again this week.
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Re: The person below me

Post by BAS » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:42 am

Yeah-- by the fire truck/camper! (I'd say "Hats off to ygmir, but I'm not wearing one.)



TPBM has a really cool idea for a camper, but lacks the resources right now to make it real.
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Re: The person below me

Post by Psychocybin420 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:22 am

Yea.. i'll always be lacking the resources unless i become a millionare... lol

a camper/roller skate rink!!! :D :D

TPBM cant touch this!
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Re: The person below me

Post by OregonRed » Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:46 am

What can't I touch? You must be more specific, 'cause I'm definitely touchy-feely!
(lucky420: I did tell my ex after I filed for divorce...)

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Re: The person below me

Post by ygmir » Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:18 pm

I rarely "get it"........wait, what? which it?
'cause, us old single guys, well, ............................

TPBM, has a good revenge story to share.
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Re: The person below me

Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:41 pm

No, I'm not good at revenge.

TPBM wants the housemate to shut up so he/she can read eplaya in peace.
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Re: The person below me

Post by Elorrum » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:17 pm

Well, that would be me, and although I haven't gotten any complaints yet, I am playing my rock and roll and testing out my new Papa Bear stereo, while reading eplaya.

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Re: The person below me

Post by Eric » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:16 pm

yes, and he was adorable. Might even be on the playa....

TPBM is soooo ready for a nap
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Re: The person below me

Post by Trishntek » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:56 pm

Oh fuck yes! I've been working 10+ hours on my days off for BM stuff and 14+ hours per day when I DO work! I cannot sleep due to over drive brain activity churning out cool stuff like, "do mosquitoes have orange gunk inside?" or " did I have my cake or did I already eat it?"

TPBM does not like cake
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Re: The person below me

Post by International Incident » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:45 pm

Only if it is a savory or tart cake!

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Re: The person below me

Post by Trishntek » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:56 pm

DAMMIT! And it would've gone so good with my strawberry shortcake!

TPBM likes hot and spicy.
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Re: The person below me

Post by Eric » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:11 pm

I got me a Mexican boyfriend for a reason! Hot & spicy food is good too, I guess...

TPBM likes green curry
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Re: The person below me

Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:18 pm

Red curry's better. And peanut sauce is best of all.

tpbm knows that the answer to the question
"do mosquitoes have orange gunk inside?"
is "Only if they've been sucking on oranges."
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Re: The person below me

Post by FaeTora » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:30 pm

Which they wouldn't do, not even blood oranges. Blood is actually required byt he female in order to reproduce. Sexy isn't it?

TPBM is even dorkier than that statement.
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Re: The person below me

Post by Trishntek » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:18 pm

I can get purdy dorky if someone asks about my profession. I usually stop when they begin to yawn.

TPBM thinks the information age has destroyed interpersonal communications
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Re: The person below me

Post by FaeTora » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:22 pm

And all social interactions. We are creating a society of computers not friendships. I am so happy my cell doesn't work on the playa.

TPBM forgets where their cell is till right before they leave BRC.
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Re: The person below me

Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:24 pm

I hope not. I need that little bastard.

TPBM is having insomnia...
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Re: The person below me

Post by FaeTora » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:25 pm

Actually i need to head to bed. Thirteen hour day tommorrow. oh the fun. :?

TPBM actually owns PJ's cause I don't.
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Re: The person below me

Post by BAS » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:32 pm

Well, I DO, but not because you don't.




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Re: The person below me

Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:33 pm

And somehow they won't let me babysit anymore.

TPBM has a secret plan to gift me with fantastic playawear.
(Hey, a fish can dream....)
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Re: The person below me

Post by OregonRed » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:08 am

Fishy, I would love to gift you fabulous playa wear... PM me your size and I'll see what I can do.

TPBM will not flinch when strangers hug them on the playa.
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Re: The person below me

Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:15 am

i will try my damndest not to....


tpbm secretly loves the OOOOntz and wears a mask so their DPW friends wont see them at the white party hitting on the sparkleponies.
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Re: The person below me

Post by The CO » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:52 am

I've been outed!

TPBM corrupts frat boys.
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Re: The person below me

Post by Trishntek » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:09 am

Frat boys???? I'm an equal opportunity corrupter!

TPBM hesitates to introduce themselves to strangers at a party
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Re: The person below me

Post by OregonRed » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:14 am

It depends on the party...

TPBM just realized how many outfits their taking to the playa and wonders if this makes them a sparkle pony.
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Re: The person below me

Post by Eric » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:15 am

I'm a glam daddy. I've never been vapid enough to sparkle.

TPBM is way behind schedule on a project that needs to be done in... oh, say 20 days...
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Re: The person below me

Post by The CO » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:33 am

So true, so true. EVAP MKIIIA will be done. Just need a small pile of parts. Fishys mechanical ass-kicker will be done.

TPBM is sick of radical self-entightelment on the ticket section.
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Re: The person below me

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:35 am

Well, yes, except when it's pathetically funny. There's a reason I started a thread called Schaden-Ticket-Freude, even if it never took off.

TPBM has 7 favorite one post threads.
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