DAMN CAT

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:29 pm

Hello Buddha.

Ambitious name for a cat.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:08 pm

Damncat attacked the little girlcat, she was upstairs looking for me. she gets lonely. She is tiny and old. He had her down, I grabbed him by the scruff. he flipped over, bit me, and raked my arm, didn't know who had him. I went and got antibiotics and so on and had to let animal control know that they're all indoor cats and are up on shots, it was just stupidity. I bled all over my carpet, main reason I hunted up a neighbor to take me to the ER was I couldn't stop the bleeding from the bite.

damncat i can't take this much more.

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:12 pm

That damn cat would be spending the rest of his days at the ASPCA Hotel if it were mine.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:29 pm

I'm momma, I love him, but he's such a disappointment.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:02 am

AntiM wrote:Damncat attacked the little girlcat, she was upstairs looking for me. she gets lonely. She is tiny and old. He had her down, I grabbed him by the scruff. he flipped over, bit me, and raked my arm, didn't know who had him. I went and got antibiotics and so on and had to let animal control know that they're all indoor cats and are up on shots, it was just stupidity. I bled all over my carpet, main reason I hunted up a neighbor to take me to the ER was I couldn't stop the bleeding from the bite.

damncat i can't take this much more.

I had to learn to be careful when the cat is stressed..

My kitty boy has post stress (from being a street kid) and will turn on anyone that suprises him..

Had to fire a slipper at him for going after the little girl cat.. He got her once two years ago.. She had to have a vet.. The slipper don't sound like much but he is deadly afraid of it.. It only happen about three times a year.. Also I scold him in low tones.. If my voice go's up, He's gone to his room..

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:18 am

Yay! My sweetie agreed to take care of my damn cat this weekend while I'm away!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:32 am

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I was gone for four day.. Damncat was going to wreck the house if he couldn't sleep with my kid.. That's the little girl cat spot.. Damncat got his way and girl cat had to sleep in another room..

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:32 am

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I was gone for four day.. Damncat was going to wreck the house if he couldn't sleep with my kid.. That's the little girl cat spot.. Damncat got his way and girl cat had to sleep in another room..

International Incident · Post by **International Incident** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:34 am

Damn Cat is helping me pack.
He just peed on my bag

I don't think he wants me to leave!

I'll post some photos (of the helping - not the peeing!)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:48 am

Shinobi has a thyroid problem. The construction at the apartment isn't bad enough for him.
Descriptions of feline thyroid include "excessive vocalization" - heh, Kai-chan thought he was turning into a Siamese.

Humans with thyroid problems apparently have anxiety and nervousness, that's probably why my cat is hollering.

No biggy, I got him on some fine drugs.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:10 pm

Damcats in their new bed. Oide is the Siamese, weighs in at 11 pounds. Harry Buttlicker, the big silver tabby, weighs 20 pounds!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:51 pm

*HARRY BUTLLICKER* oh dear that made me spray, screen wipes please.

last night as i was trying to get to sleep at a reasonable time for my first day at my new job charlie decided to break into my room and get into bed with me- under the duvet. now Charlie is a friendly cat but thats a first and was ages before he settled.
Damm cat

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:53 pm

"Oide" is from what?

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:20 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:"Oide" is from what?

Oy-day. Japanese for "come here".

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:32 pm

So desu!

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:32 am

THESE DAMN CATS!!! When one wants in...........the other wants out.....

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:44 am

Psychocybin420 wrote:

THESE DAMN CATS!!! When one wants in...........the other wants out.....

How did you get them timed? When one of mine wants in, The other waits until I sit down to want out.. That's Damncat for ya

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:51 pm

unjonharley wrote:
Psychocybin420 wrote:

THESE DAMN CATS!!! When one wants in...........the other wants out.....
How did you get them timed? When one of mine wants in, The other waits until I sit down to want out.. That's Damncat for ya

LOL they are weird cats, that happens often too. This time i just happened to walk out to one wanting in and the other wanting out.. its constant with these two..i wonder if theres a kitty door for sliding glass doors invention yet..

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:01 pm

Psychocybin420 wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
Psychocybin420 wrote:

THESE DAMN CATS!!! When one wants in...........the other wants out.....
How did you get them timed? When one of mine wants in, The other waits until I sit down to want out.. That's Damncat for ya
LOL they are weird cats, that happens often too. This time i just happened to walk out to one wanting in and the other wanting out.. its constant with these two..i wonder if theres a kitty door for sliding glass doors invention yet..

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:09 pm

Psychocybin420 wrote:i wonder if theres a kitty door for sliding glass doors invention yet..

Indeed there is.
http://www.petdoors.com/

I'd be locked up some where, quietly gibbering in a corner if I didn't have mine.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:18 pm

Psychocybin420 wrote:

LOL they are weird cats, that happens often too. This time i just happened to walk out to one wanting in and the other wanting out.. its constant with these two..i wonder if theres a kitty door for sliding glass doors invention yet..

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My Damncat is an insider.. But I built a cat door for a slider for cat friends.. Built a 9 inch wide panel (two sides) insulated it and installed a flap door.. The panel is thick enough to fit the slider frame.. It just sets in and the slider holds it in place.. Hook the panel to the lock catch then put a lock catch for the door to the panel.. Used plastice clad thin sheet.. Frame the inside with (cheap) pine 1x2.

Cat friends names are Sammy and Andy There big boy.. Needed the mid size doggy door..

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:26 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Psychocybin420 wrote:i wonder if theres a kitty door for sliding glass doors invention yet..
Indeed there is.
http://www.petdoors.com/

I'd be locked up some where, quietly gibbering in a corner if I didn't have mine.

lol neat!!! thank u for the link! ima have to look into buyin one.. the in out thing is really getting old....after 6 years.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:32 am

unjonharley wrote:
Psychocybin420 wrote:

LOL they are weird cats, that happens often too. This time i just happened to walk out to one wanting in and the other wanting out.. its constant with these two..i wonder if theres a kitty door for sliding glass doors invention yet..

My Damncat is an insider.. But I built a cat door for a slider for cat friends.. Built a 9 inch wide panel (two sides) insulated it and installed a flap door.. The panel is thick enough to fit the slider frame.. It just sets in and the slider holds it in place.. Hook the panel to the lock catch then put a lock catch for the door to the panel.. Used plastice clad thin sheet.. Frame the inside with (cheap) pine 1x2.

Cat friends names are Sammy and Andy There big boy.. Needed the mid size doggy door..[/quote]

i should just build one.. it would prob be a-hell-of-a-lot cheaper and i would need a mid sized one as well...my cat is at least 15 pounds..if not more, and i have three of them.. My damncats made me have to fence in my yard with "no kitty hop" fencing.. they are backyard kitties.. not to mention the in outs and hairballs. But i love my damncats!

Cute names!

My damncats are Buddah, Nutter Butter and Simba-Claws.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:03 am

Psychocybin420 wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:
Psychocybin420 wrote:i wonder if theres a kitty door for sliding glass doors invention yet..
Indeed there is.
http://www.petdoors.com/

I'd be locked up some where, quietly gibbering in a corner if I didn't have mine.
lol neat!!! thank u for the link! ima have to look into buyin one.. the in out thing is really getting old....after 6 years.

My cat is still conditioned to being let out in the morning. After 2-3 years.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:57 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
My cat is still conditioned to being let out in the morning. After 2-3 years.

It took that long to condition you?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:04 am

Hah, lol, no, he just jumps on my bed in the morning and meows until I get up and walk to the door... where his cat door is ready and waiting for his nose to push it open, as it was all night long.

You don't train a cat; the best you can hope for is conditioning. Right now, I am trying to condition him to take his thyroid medicine.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:18 am

Max the Kat may have adopted me, regardless of any plans I have.

Opened the door and she climbed in the truck and laid down on the driver's seat, then purred.
She also once swatted at my ankle when she wasn't through getting attention.
For a tiny cat, she has ideas.

The neighbor that was her defacto caretaker is in the hospital being dried out.

Max is getting pretty dependent on me for attention, even though I don't feed her.
Actually meowed at me from outside this morning.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:18 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Hah, lol, no, he just jumps on my bed in the morning and meows until I get up and walk to the door... where his cat door is ready and waiting for his nose to push it open, as it was all night long.

You don't train a cat; the best you can hope for is conditioning. Right now, I am trying to condition him to take his thyroid medicine.

^ Damncat comic in the lake county paper today!!! lol

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:01 pm

my damn cat fred died just before the burn, and now am left with a few doses of advantage for 10+ lbs felines. fred always said, "if anything happens to me, please donate my advantage to the needy.". so if you have a 10+ pound cat, and are in need of advantage,,, drop me an e-mail and i'll get it out to you...
miss you fred.
[email protected]

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:03 pm

The neighborhood damn cat won't quit pissing on my boat cover every time I take it off and leave it in the driveway when I forget to put it in the garage.

Damn cats. Why they feel the need to piss on so many random things, I'll never know.

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