Penus support

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:22 pm

When you walk naked at Burning Man have you ever been bothered by your cock bounching off your knees, just waving in the breeze, sometimes getting stuck in the crack of your ass. Well I have a solution to that problem. It is the Penus support post. It is a device that comes with a belt that goes around your waist, then you slide your cock into the device and you adjust the device to properly support your penus. since the patent process is a bit looong and thick, I cannot at this time provide more the way of design but let me say that everyman will want one of these.

delle · Post by **delle** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:43 pm

Put a little pully system in there for oldman swingin' balls, and I'm a buyer!!!

Not for my own, mind you.

(I seriously thought this was going to be about tires. Then I realized I thought you'd said pneus.)

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:50 pm

Can't say I've had that problem,,, what you describe sound more like a chastity belt to me!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:04 am

it's even worse when a guy steps on the head of his own.....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:07 am

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:17 am

Being interested in words, I googled it.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "bite me".

delle · Post by **delle** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:28 pm

roflmao!!! Good grief!!!!

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:35 pm

delle wrote:Put a little pully system in there for oldman swingin' balls, and I'm a buyer!!!

Not for my own, mind you.

Place burningman photos of swinging balls on the scrotum pole art installation LOL !
http://www.burningman.com/installations ... ml#scrotum

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:31 pm

Yes, now we are getting into the swing of things. I am thinking about a little electric pully system, maybe with lights for night use.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:24 pm

Okay.

delle · Post by **delle** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:45 am

wedeliver wrote:Yes, now we are getting into the swing of things. I am thinking about a little electric pully system, maybe with lights for night use.

Ummm....

Is this to avoid (or aid in) misplacing your penis?

Waterwings · Post by **Waterwings** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:54 pm

best thread ever.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:19 pm

or I guess for other who worry they might stray?

delle · Post by **delle** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:33 pm

Ooh pretty!

Can't decide between the wood or the chrome.

so I'm just giving him a little drawstring bag instead. (Just a little something to keep from sunburning)

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:48 pm

flip the Prince Albert over and you wound have a place to hang things.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:51 pm

I don't understand how the Prince Albert model stays on and does it's job?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:01 pm

I don't understand how it got out of its can...

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:49 pm

get you a utili-gourd.

shroom · Post by **shroom** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:16 pm

this thread is so odd yet i can't look away!

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