Do you want to be the next MOCHA MAN?

[Mocha Man]

For the last four years, I have set up an iced mocha stand in the mornings of the last weekend at 3:30 and Mars (The solar system is the only year I remember the street names from). However, my burning days are likely over, and I am looking for someone to carry on the tradition.

If you love have a passion for cold-brewed iced mochas (New Orleans style), don't like to sleep too late, have a few bucks to buy supplies, and are in need of a burning man persona, let's talk.

Your demonstrated passion for being the next Mocha Man will buy you the complete package - the secret iced mocha recipe, a crude iced mocha cart, and possibly something called the Super Cooler, which is an extra-insulated ice chest used to make sure the milk does not spoil.

I loved being Mocha Man because it was pretty easy, and it made people VERY happy. When you catch the dazed, hungover guy shuffling back from the porta-potties at 9:30 in the morning and say, "Would you like an iced mocha", and he looks up in utter disbelief as if he saw an oasis in the desert and then without saying a word walks over and gives you a bear hug.... it makes the whole thing worth it.