The person below me

[Eric]

Nope. Not fluffy at all. Hairy maybe...

TPBM is really really shutting down the computer to get stuff done now

[OregonRed]

Nope. I'm giving myself today. Weather is crappy, my cat is injured, and TheCO is working. Today, it's just me, my kitties, my computer, and a bottle of wine.

TPBM would like to give themselves a day off.

[theCryptofishist]

I want a few days with a time machine so I can finish up with my stuff...
TPBM is bringing her/his time machine to the playa so that he/she can hit all the dance camps.

[BAS]

Nope, not going to dance camps (not with my aching ankle!). Actually, I'm not making it at all, so my time machine stays home with me.



TPBM would use a time machine to visit past Burns.

[Savannah]

Hell yes, I would. I think I would make better use of my still-wasted time . . . and maybe I would be tempted to be all unprincipled and whatnot and meet my current friends faster, ripping great holes in the space time continuum.

The person below me has developed a System for getting a little more sleep on the playa this year.

[Simon of the Playa]

yeah, it's called a Xanexstra...Xanax and Lunestra over iced chamomile tea.


tpbm thinks im kidding.

[Eric]

no. I want some.

TPBM really wants to break something.

[FaeTora]

Oh dear gawd yes!!!!!!!

TPBM has something for me to break.

[swampdog]

Oh Fae, you can break my heart any day.

TPBM is finally getting the hang of not clicking on the topic name and starting at the first page of the topic AGAIN

[Sic Pup]

Nope, I never clicked the topic, I click the little icon next to the last post user (far right) and work my way back from the end.

TPBM - Had an unusual pet as a child

[Foxfur]

A twin brother.

TPBM is not amused...

[yurtgirl]

quite the contrary

TPBM is thinking of adding some vodka to the sno-cones on the playa

[OregonRed]

It's like you read my mind! I'm thinking whipped cream vodka w/ orange syrup for that Cremesicle effect!

TPBM can't stop grinning.

[OnceTheDustClears]

Well true.
But only because of the large quantity of vodka in this evening's cocktail.

TPBM likes to say "cocktail".

[jella]

I mean Ya gotta admit, It's a funny word. cocktail..cock tail bahahahaa

ok ok

TPBM wants a bot bomb really really really bad !

[theCryptofishist]

OH yeah. A bot fogger even.

TPBM is horrified by ticks.

[yurtgirl]

nope, grew up in the country. just another thing to take off ya before going to bed.


TPBM wants to bitch slap a sparkle pony.

[Elorrum]

not this instant, but I think I'd like to bank that like a monopoly card.

tpbm is daydreaming at work more as the event nears.

[theCryptofishist]

I want to just dream dream, I mean, I can't sleep at home...too much to do. (Elorrum posted at the same time as me but I wanted to post my post anyway. I want to bitch slap a stable's worth of sparkleponies, but I'm just mean.)

TPBM is working on cooler design tonight.

[Trishntek]

Actually, I built mine last year and never used it. Will bring it this year just in case,,,, you do mean swamp cooler,,,, right?

TPBM prefers beer over cocktails

[Eric]

God no. Gimme booze.

TPBM is hoping it rains again this year

[Trishntek]

It would be awesome near mid week! The only bummer about it last year was the delay of my much-needed crew due to gate closure. Settling the dust after setup and time to accomplish those finishing touches would be fucking delicious!

TPBM saw last year's rainbow

Rainbow.jpg

[gaminwench]

Oh, yes... danced, yelled, twirled, reveled with that beautiful baby...

TPBM has a hot date at 6 PM on Thursday in BRC...

[Eric]

I'd better. I already said I was bringing one to the MnG & I'd hate to disappoint.

TPBM is going to be craving frozen grapes around Thursday...

[Frostyfire]

especially if there frozen with dry ice (soda grapes) so true

ooh this is a good 1
TPBM: is going to get and give an erotic message...... wait for it ..........to a same sex partner


heh heh heh

[jenkalea]

Sounds like a plan to me! Good sex with any sex, ooo baby!

TPBM is going to hook up on the playa... with a sparkle pony!

[MyDearFriend]

Bwahahahahahaha, nope, got too many good people on my mind to go for that!

TPBM is trying to be all "No Expectations" about this, but, having a little trouble keeping the fantasies in check...

[Psychocybin420]

I have to tie my brain down with extra long bungee cords just to keep the fanasizing to a bare minimum.. all i do is day dream and fantasize...hard not to do that as a birgin...

TPBM is 100% ready for the TTITD!

[swampdog]

Hells yeah! oh, well physically ready? Oooooh no, I got mountains of stuff to do and 2 weeks to do it in. But emotionally? I'm getting dusty just thinking about it.

TPBM is a jaded old bastard

[illy dilly]

Sometimes, depends on the topic, but maybe "Situational Jaded Young Fux" is a better term.


TPBM, is starting to feel like everyone Burning Man related is less prepared this year, including BMorg.