APOKILIPTIKA 2011

[theCryptofishist]

Great picture, Dobbs.

[snake]

that would be apropos for 'gender bender' nite in the booby bar.

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Yes, and we have been on a quest to recover the legendary "Lost Thumbs of the Ancients" ever since.

We are currently looking in Japan, where some resistance indicates we may be on to something.

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Gather all mitts! Destroy all planets!

[Simon of the Playa]

mitts for the Thumbs of The Ancient Ones.

[snake]

that fabric would be nice in an apron too!

[Killbuck]

Oh!

That is wonderful!!!!

[Killbuck]

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[Roberto Dobbisano]

[Killbuck]

From the APOKILIPTIKA Handbook (http://www.apokiliptika.com)

"As all APOKILIPTIKANS know, the path to true enlightenment and joyful doom is to follow the way of the mitt. The world was once dark, a void with no form, no substance or purpose. The people were sad and much like sloths.

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Then from a brilliant flash, came upon the world- the mitt. The mitt brought joy, purpose and labor to the masses. Sure they were still hungry, but now they could get that bread out of the oven, once they could scratch together enough shit to make any bread. Anyway, it was the way of truth and salvation for all. This is why, in memory of that fateful day, APOKILIPTIKANS wear the mitt.

The mitt has many esthetic and utilitarian functions. For example, when equipped with belt loops or shoulder strap, it makes a perfect pistol holster, water bottle caddy or feminine hygiene product dispenser. It can be used to lift burning embers- engage in fisticuffs with enemies- is a useful make shift dust respirator, even sexy lingerie with the right straps. Grenades never had a more cozy home, and as a portable beer cooler on the belt-- well, there's no end to it's usefulness."

[lucky.bastard]

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I first saw the Mitt, I put childish ways behind me.

[Major Krash]

+1

[Killbuck]

Major... I like yer quote from ted Williams... a fav of mine. Then there is this gem from Yogi Barra, that can apply to BRC this year:

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."

Oh Lucky B.... you have come far Grasshopper.

[MisaBlue]

Greetings from Berlin Wall:)

[H.G.Crosby]

[Foxfur]

Every time I see an oven mitt I think of that time stepping off the elevator when the older couple complimented you on your mitt. I was truly impressed by their sincerity. I felt so underdressed in my scrubs. I'm going to have to get together with Espressodude and see what I can create...
(BTW, Dusty Bacon has us both in his Compression video...)

[Killbuck]

Those two lovely people understood the value, versatility and universal aesthetic beauty of the Oven Mitt. Even a towel cannot compare.




I want that shirt up there btw....

[Killbuck]

[levendis]

Greetings Comrades.

[Killbuck]

Ah I see our center camp cell leader has arrived!!!!

Welcome Captain!!!!

[levendis]

Indeed glorious despotic leader of ours! The infiltration of the crew of lamp lighting is complete. I have secured domicile, and have prepared cosDOOMery for corralling the masses. Much DOOM abounds! There will be amplified vocal arrangements courtesy of the uber-cone of course, and general jack-assery via Gigsville as usual.

Any imminent social gatherings or fashion show antics at Apok I should prepare for?

LONG LIVE KERNUL KILLBUCK!

[Lassen Forge]

They are all fucking doomed.

[Major Krash]

...Any imminent social gatherings or fashion show antics at Apok I should prepare for?

you means besides the inevitable looting & pillaging of Raider's camp?

[snake]

i thought we were supposed to get into a rumpus with barbie death camp too?

[Elorrum]

I would not have believed this if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

[Savannah]

A college boyfriend of mine used the oven mitt to wrestle with the cat. The cat loved it; could aim all four legs at the thing and just claw and bite and kick it until he was tired. I think it actually helped him . . . them . . . get their aggressions out.

[marck]

...Any imminent social gatherings or fashion show antics at Apok I should prepare for?

you means besides the inevitable looting & pillaging of Raider's camp?

If by looting and pillaging The Raiders you mean having your asses handed back to you after we're done with them, then yes I can arrange for this to happen.
Do not anger the Sky God.

[pizzamancer]

...Any imminent social gatherings or fashion show antics at Apok I should prepare for?

you means besides the inevitable looting & pillaging of Raider's camp?

If by looting and pillaging The Raiders you mean having your asses handed back to you after we're done with them, then yes I can arrange for this to happen.
Do not anger the Sky God.

Yep. The day star has the sun god's back.

[Killbuck]

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[lucky.bastard]

i called that # and ask for help with my BMOCD.., the person on the other end started laughing, told me i was going camping in the desert and then hung up

[snake]

perfect.