No Tix? No Problem.

HippieGoLightly · Post by **HippieGoLightly** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:55 pm

Just because you waited too long and don't have your ticket to BM, and now they're sold out--don't punish your sleeping bag, your mattress, your tent, your goggles, your playa bike etc. Let them go to Burning Man without you. And with me.

Unlike you, I do have a ticket.
But being a NYer, BM virgin and all: I don't have camping gear.

I will gladly gift your camping gear and other Burning Man accoutrements a trip to Burning Man with me. (Or I can rent from you).

I promise your sleeping bag, tent, mattress, bike etc. will have a jolly good time. I'll even take pictures of them to show you when they get back home.

So even though you'll be stuck in NY drinking by yourself, getting naked by yourself, and trying to be a theme camp of one, don't take it out on your camping stuff. Let them come to Home Sweet Playa with moi. (I really need the stuff and hate to buy it).

Thanks.
DJ
Gearless in NY/Headed to BRC

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:56 pm

I like this. A lot.

HippieGoLightly · Post by **HippieGoLightly** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:09 pm

smash · Post by **smash** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:22 pm

Shame there isnt a word for oldies who haven't been yet...

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:33 pm

Now that post is a work of art in and of itself. Though I might be afraid that the person that lent you their equipment might not have laced it with typhoid first!

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:20 pm

Do you also provide BM tours for garden gnomes?

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