Party Meeting

[Matrushka]

There will be Peoples Revolutionary Council Party meeting Tuesday, back room, 2300 hrs. Faithful revolutionaries shall to attend. Spies shall be shot.

[oneeyeddick]

surely you are going to say where this is to be?

[Matrushka]

Location has been stated. More is to be revealed, IF you are true revolutionary, comrade, not insurgent bourgeoise running dog lackey for puppet regime.

We want loyal, dedicated fighters for revolutionary cause. Spies will be shot.

[C.f.M.]

surely you are going to say where this is to be?

"...the back room..."

[Matrushka]

Formation of Central Committee shall be open at end of August, time and place to be disclosed to Revolutionary Faithful.

[The CO]

We're watching you commies, & the CIA has been informed.

[Matrushka]

Comrade, sounds like you are American who may secretly be disenfranchised with your system... and from reports of our NKVD substantiate this positive, Revolutionary attitude from members within your own ranks. You need not fear - we would welcome you and your troops into ranks of People's Soviet... We welcome all defectors, 5th column members, and other such disenfranchised persons with guarantees of labor and rewards under a classless society, where the Proletariat can stand arm in arm with each other to see fruits of their labor give birth to playa free of tyranny of unjust rulers.

To facilitate your leaving behind empty promises of imperialist lackey running-dogs to bask in labors of People's Revolutionary Soviet, we shall continue to have our People's Commissariat for Internal and External Affairs examining your installation, and assuring your members are true revolutionaries, willing to participate in Glorious Revolution, for good of all playa.

As was stated by early party chairman, perhaps our aims are not so much different than yours?



ENLIST TODAY - JOIN THE REVOLUTION.

[Matrushka]

COMRADES!

We are pleased to announce we have found possible resource of Revolutionary Proletariat Uprising within village of above named "CO", name of Terminal City. Examination by inspector with Ministry of Collectives have found many who have been disenfranchised by counter-revolutionary leanings of imperialist overlords and inept managers within their borders, and wish to join in Glorious Struggle to free themselves from bonds of debilitating capitalism.

We shall have our agents watching this potential hotbed of activism, with eye toward formation of kolkhozy in place of current unacceptable dust-slave serfdom of present encampments, and abolishment of dictatorial leadership in favor of ownership and operation by Citizen-Proletariat. We shall dispatch agents to quadrant of which this "Terminal City" is located to assist in liberation of working class.

Arise, comrade, take your place in history to stand among Greats.

[The CO]

The vodka & furry hats have really affected your critical thinking skills, Ivan.