Playawaste Raiders.

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The CO
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by The CO » Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:24 pm

Don't tell Gene the Queen, he loves mayonnaise.
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by marck » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:18 pm

Foxfur wrote:I'll be sitting back in Espresso Camp nursing an iced triple shot & diazepam smoothie and watching the fun happen.
Any raiders who approach us without permission will be sprayed with mayonnaise filled water weenies.

Ah Espresso Camp, nestled within Raider Camp. I'll be able to see the backside of your camp from my Quonset Van. I'll lob a few items over just to let you know we'll be over or we'll just Megaphone our intentions.
May Shai-Hulud clear the path for you.
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by Foxfur » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:46 am

marck wrote:
Foxfur wrote:I'll be sitting back in Espresso Camp nursing an iced triple shot & diazepam smoothie and watching the fun happen.
Any raiders who approach us without permission will be sprayed with mayonnaise filled water weenies.

Ah Espresso Camp, nestled within Raider Camp. I'll be able to see the backside of your camp from my Quonset Van. I'll lob a few items over just to let you know we'll be over or we'll just Megaphone our intentions.
I warn you that my pickled quail eggs are appropriately sized for use as suppositorial offensive weapons when deployed by slingshot. Just imagine the burning discomfort...
Now imagine the new batch I engineered and put into production today: Tabasco pickled quail eggs. Hot going down, hotter coming out, and hotter still going back in the way they should only come out.
YOU have been WARNED...
Poink!
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by Sail Man » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:43 pm

Foxfur wrote:I warn you that my pickled quail eggs are appropriately sized for use as suppositorial offensive weapons when deployed by slingshot. Just imagine the burning discomfort...
Now imagine the new batch I engineered and put into production today: Tabasco pickled quail eggs. Hot going down, hotter coming out, and hotter still going back in the way they should only come out.
YOU have been WARNED...
Poink!
Or you could attack them orally by offering them a tasty treat of a seared albacore roll :wink:


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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by Foxfur » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:17 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Foxfur wrote:I warn you that my pickled quail eggs are appropriately sized for use as suppositorial offensive weapons when deployed by slingshot. Just imagine the burning discomfort...
Now imagine the new batch I engineered and put into production today: Tabasco pickled quail eggs. Hot going down, hotter coming out, and hotter still going back in the way they should only come out.
YOU have been WARNED...
Poink!
Or you could attack them orally by offering them a tasty treat of a seared albacore roll :wink:


:mrgreen:
Oh fuck Sail Man!
Oh fuck Fuck FUCK!
!FUUUUUCK!
You just had to remind me!
I swear that experience gave me PTSD... I'll eat any kind of raw fish, even octopus and scallops but never again Seared ALBACORE!!!
That's where I went wrong.
Cooked fish fucking disgusts me! How can people eat that shit?
I'm gonna go downtown and find some meth, heroin, and quaaludes to fucking forget that fiasco.
Thanks Sail...
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by marck » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:28 pm

This is getting put in my notebook, next to cotton balls.
May Shai-Hulud clear the path for you.
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by CapSmashy » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:15 am

Albacore and propane torch for searing has been secured.
Playawaste Raiders cordially invites you to suck it.
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by C.f.M. » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:50 am

The CO wrote:Don't tell Gene the Queen, he loves mayonnaise.

.,.that's not mayonnaise.
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by robotland » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:43 am

I'm hungry now. Which I find profoundly disturbing.
Howdy From Kalamazoo
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by pizzamancer » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:45 am

C.f.M. wrote:
The CO wrote:Don't tell Gene the Queen, he loves mayonnaise.

.,.that's not mayonnaise.
Ahh. He loves that too... You know he was gifting blow jobs last year.
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by Foxfur » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:31 am

CapSmashy wrote:Albacore and propane torch for searing has been secured.
You just lost the rope lights.
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Re: Playawaste Raiders.

Post by StevenGoodman » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:38 pm

101.3 - Vault Radio - Music from the Wasteland

Although you may need to get close for reception...but that makes it easier to capture you...

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