PSA announcement/friendly reminder

[C.f.M.]

Not even from a burner site.

[OregonRed]

+100

[maryanimal]

[Elderberry]

Sexist!

[The CO]

Well, I've never heard it explained like that. I always thought geoducks (spelling? ) look like huge uncircumcised penises. And they squirt!

Fixed.

[maryanimal]

[Ugly Dougly]

When it's exploding inside of you, you're not complaining.

[maryanimal]

When it's exploding inside of you, you're not complaining.

*blushing * not sayings a word!!

[MyDearFriend]

Sexist!

+100

I personally prefer pants-without-shirt to shirt-without-pants but, I am tolerant, you wanna hang that's cool.

[maryanimal]

Hey now. I'm not a sexist! I'll remove the post and write something else there.

[maryanimal]

Sorry, My last post was getting some bad press so I removed it! Sorry if it was offensive.

[Trishntek]

DonaldDucking.jpg

[MyDearFriend]

Hey now. I'm not a sexist! I'll remove the post and write something else there.

(((MA))) I didn't mean you being sexist just the original post!


Sorry if I hurt your feelings.

[Trishntek]

pssssst hey! over here! pssssst! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you!






Don't take this thread Seriously! or anything else on the board for that matter,,,,,

[OregonRed]

*I posted this on another board but, it bears repeating here:

You do not have to wear pants. A skirt, speedo, underwear, loincloth, or anything else that keeps your penis from becoming an object of ridicule rather than an object of worship are all viable options. On the other hand, if you would like to be a part of the joke rather than the butt, I suggest decorating your penis (some ideas include a snake, a caterpillar, a barber's pole, or a butterfly).
Your other option is to just take off your shirt and accept your nekkidness as being far more beautiful than any form of shirtcocking can ever hope to be.

But the fact remains that shirtcocking is a Court Martial offense.



If this makes me sexist, I can live with that.

[Elderberry]

Hey, that's not fair. I didn't see it and I didn't have a chance to be offended! put it back!!

Sorry, My last post was getting some bad press so I removed it! Sorry if it was offensive.

[Elderberry]

I think guys do it because they like to swing free, but they want to keep the sun off their shoulders/back to not get burned. I used to make fun of fat girls that went around naked, but since my goal attending BM is to become less judgmental, I never say anything about it. I think I'll do the same for shirt cockers.

[Eric]

But the fact remains that shirtcocking is a Court Martial offense.

One of the few things that is against the "rules" at the Fandango bar is shirtcocking. You will not get served. Period.

(others include: "miracle" signs, bragging you got a miracle ticket at the gate and, depending on how drunk our proprietor is, getting tossed for being an obnoxious sparkle pony who's taking attention away from the other women in the bar)



Of course being a minor will get you tossed, but that's a "duh"

[maryanimal]

Hey now. I'm not a sexist! I'll remove the post and write something else there.

(((MA))) I didn't mean you being sexist just the original post!


Sorry if I hurt your feelings.

No sweetie! My feelings are intact. I sent you a pm, but I want to apologize to the whole gang. I read the posts wrong. With the burn date closing in,I've been crabby and my anxiety level is high.money is tight and my knee hurts. But that does not excuse my surly behavior. And for that I'm truly sorry.

[alkalinenerd]

But the fact remains that shirtcocking is a Court Martial offense.

One of the few things that is against the "rules" at the Fandango bar is shirtcocking. You will not get served. Period.

(others include: "miracle" signs, bragging you got a miracle ticket at the gate and, depending on how drunk our proprietor is, getting tossed for being an obnoxious sparkle pony who's taking attention away from the other women in the bar)



Of course being a minor will get you tossed, but that's a "duh"

dont forget HULK SMASH

[Eric]

But the fact remains that shirtcocking is a Court Martial offense.

One of the few things that is against the "rules" at the Fandango bar is shirtcocking. You will not get served. Period.

(others include: "miracle" signs, bragging you got a miracle ticket at the gate and, depending on how drunk our proprietor is, getting tossed for being an obnoxious sparkle pony who's taking attention away from the other women in the bar)



Of course being a minor will get you tossed, but that's a "duh"

dont forget HULK SMASH

Hulk Smash is perfectly acceptable, as long as it's Malderor doing it.

[alkalinenerd]

thats what I was kinda thinking, thanks for clearing it up.

[AntiM]

Maybe we should all make capes for our shirtcocking neighbors, then they could let the little guy hang free, and still keep the sun off their shoulders too. They'd be Super-Cockers! Much better.

[C.f.M.]

But the fact remains that shirtcocking is a Court Martial offense.

One of the few things that is against the "rules" at the Fandango bar is shirtcocking. You will not get served. Period.

(others include: "miracle" signs, bragging you got a miracle ticket at the gate and, depending on how drunk our proprietor is, getting tossed for being an obnoxious sparkle pony who's taking attention away from the other women in the bar)



Of course being a minor will get you tossed, but that's a "duh"

I have got to have a drink at Fandango this year.

[Sail Man]

I earned the distinction of being the first shirtcocker at Lakes of Fire. I doubt I will try for that distinction at TTITD nor will I have a chance with a Monday afternoon arrival and even if I was gonna try, I ain't sticking no butterfly on my dick

[illy dilly]

pssssst hey! over here! pssssst! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you!






Don't take this thread Seriously! or anything else on the board for that matter,,,,,

+10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theCryptofishist]

Maybe we should all make capes for our shirtcocking neighbors, then they could let the little guy hang free, and still keep the sun off their shoulders too. They'd be Super-Cockers! Much better.

You know for a moment while I was reading this I was thinking: But if you make them capes they will fall over those tiny heads...

[Savannah]

[OregonRed]

Maybe we should all make capes for our shirtcocking neighbors, then they could let the little guy hang free, and still keep the sun off their shoulders too. They'd be Super-Cockers! Much better.

I love it!!! Super-Cockers!!! I don't find the mental picture of a naked man in a cape nearly as disturbing as I probably "should".

You know for a moment while I was reading this I was thinking: But if you make them capes they will fall over those tiny heads...

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Beanz]

Maybe we should all make capes for our shirtcocking neighbors, then they could let the little guy hang free, and still keep the sun off their shoulders too. They'd be Super-Cockers! Much better.

Those with capes or sarongs around their shoulders have also been dubbed "Cape Cockers"! I have one dear friend who wears this name proudly...he also frequently ends up looking like those apes with red arses as he fails to property sunscreen his behind. Delightfully hilarious.