The person below me

[International Incident]

Ooh yes, just for the next 1 hour. This bloke is hitting on me and I wish he would FUCK off I am going to have to leave this bar and it has wifi. Dammit.
TPBM saw something today that made them smile.

[yurtgirl]

oh, yes, those darling kittens i rescued from teh river were playing with such ferocity it made the dogs take notice.

TPBM is gonna pack a few extra wigs to share.

[theCryptofishist]

Not in this lifetime.

TPBM has a metal duck.

[Eric]

Not yet, but I have enough metal I could make one.


TPBM wants grits for breakfast.

[OregonRed]

I would be interested in trying grits again... The first (and last) time I tried them they were instant grits and I have been told since (by many Southerners) that instant grits suck.


TPBM has never had grits, instant or otherwise.

[OregonRed]

I would be interested in trying grits again... The first (and last) time I tried them they were instant grits and I have been told since (by many Southerners) that instant grits suck.


TPBM has never had grits, instant or otherwise.

[gaminwench]

not true... and the real ones are great with lots of butter and sugar...

TPBM just started packing today...

[Foxfur]

More like tomorrow. Or the next day...

TPBM is itchy all over...

[Rabbette]

I'm Itchin' to get to TTITD!

TPBM is looking for their playa footwear.

[MyDearFriend]

Yep! I want to oil those boots today.

TPBM is wondering what pesky problem is going to appear next...

[lucky420]

if it's not one thing it's another.

TPBM wishes they would've lost 20 lbs before TTITD

[Asherbeez]

That was the plan... But then it got hot out... and that beer was much more inviting than that run...

TPBM is looking forward to that first beer on the playa

[OregonRed]

No beer for me. I'm Gluten-free and haven't found a good gf beer yet.

TPBM prefers wine.

[theCryptofishist]

German white wine, perhaps. Amoung others.

TPBM has fewer than 200 posts.

[Rabbette]

Yup, sure do. I'm a bit shy and would love to snark at some of these post from really dumb bunnies, but I tend to go with the old expression "if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all" I suppose that would mean since I don't say much I must have a lot of mean things on my mind - muhahaha.

TPBM is double checking their check list for those last minute items.

[yurtgirl]

yep, doing that today, especially on the personal items check list. sure don't want to end up with out wipes at the most inopportune moment.

TPBM is trying to decide on zebra print or plaid.

[Asherbeez]

Zebra has already been purchased

TPBM Can't tell if that feeling is the excitement for TTITD or if they just really have to pee

[Eric]

It's excitement for the playa.


TPBM really loves today.

[peacefulhuman]

Yes. Yes I do. I really love today. Also -- I really love, today.

TPBM found a piece of playawear they really really love, but can't bring it because of its unexpected moopiness.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I've given up on dressing up on playa.
TPBM is trying to get on here and there's foes list...

[OregonRed]

I'm working on it!!! (I swear to gods, Fishy... It's like you're writing for me )

TPBM knows the answer.

[knowmad]

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TPBM Has a more than original awesome gift Idea that will bring smiles for miles

[Sail Man]

A New Car! That's right Knowmad, you've won a new 2011 SmartFor2! Perfect for hauling all of your gear out onto the playa and thrifty on gas as well!




TPBM remembers watching Jeopardy when Alex has a moustache.

[peacefulhuman]

What is "True"?

TPBM cannot grow a mustache.

[Sic Pup]

I can but won't, except during BM week.



TPBM remembers Art Fleming

[theCryptofishist]

No, but I did have a little thing for his little brother Alexander.

TPBM knows Pavlov's first name.

[Eric]

Fido? Rover?


TPBM reads multi-volume nonfiction history books for pleasure

[Foxfur]

The Great War, published 1932, 19 volumes in the original wooden bookshelf crate.

TPBM wants to check out the back of my newly renovated 1984 13 foot Casita trailer...

[Eric]

No, I want to check your Great War set, published in 1932, in 19 volumes in the original wooden bookshelf crate. *slobber* I still haven't forgiven myself for selling my stereopticon Great War series when I was 27 and really poor.


TPBM wants some vodka. Neat.

[BAS]

I want a screwdriver, made with potato vodka-- a really, really smooth brand, like Teton Glacier Vodka. (I can't find it where I live anymore!!! )

TPBM is also up much too late.