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Re: Fuck!

Post by Patsh » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:24 pm

Fufa wrote: Will glue work if the thorns are completely under my skin though?
Unfortunately, no. The glue dries around the part of the thorn that is out of the skin. If it's all under the skin, there's nothing to grip. :(
That's why I said it was a bit too late for yours.
It's great to know, though, for future reference!

oh. and fuck.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Sail Man » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:19 am

Fucking eh MA, ur just catching any breaks! Hold out just a few more days and you'll be out in the dust with the rest of us and forget all the shit you dealt with getting there.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by OregonRed » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:49 am

I feel you MA. Fuck!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:42 pm

Sail Man wrote:Fucking eh MA, ur just catching any breaks! Hold out just a few more days and you'll be out in the dust with the rest of us and forget all the shit you dealt with getting there.
I'm not catching very many these past few days Sail Man. I'm about ready to throw in the towel. I leave in 3 days and I keep running in to road blocks. The playa will be my oasis...


Thanks OR, Are you feeling better? I hope so! I'd love to meet you!!

Well, I could bitch and fucking gripe the hours away, but I'm trying to be positive and sit on...er...I meant put on a happy face! :D
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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:46 pm

Fuck, maryanimal! if you don't make it for this petty shit I'll personally yell at the indifferent universe!

I wanna meet you...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:45 pm

THAT"S ENOUGH! GET OUT! GET OUT OF THIS THREAD! NO MORE FUCKS UNTIL AFTER THE BURN!
Mary and Fufa - you'll be fine. So will all the rest of you. Now, GET OUT OF HERE! I fucking beg you.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Fuck, maryanimal! if you don't make it for this petty shit I'll personally yell at the indifferent universe!

I wanna meet you...

I wanna meet you too fishy! You helped me get a thick skin!! hehehe I'll be there come hell or high tide!! I haven't been preparing and reading and buying stuff and dreaming about it, not to come!!

Wow, my kid made some pretty good soup tonight I know there's chicken and cinnamon and Italian sausage, but the other spices are a mistery!! Yummmm.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:26 pm

AAAWWWWwwwwww, *kicks the dirt like Billy Martin* Oooooh ok BN...just gotta let some steam off somewhere coach!!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by moonrise » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:52 pm

FUCK!!

I just spent 13 days straight, 10 hours each, busting arse in a beautiful burner shop working on the truck, trailer and disability golfcart, all so rad and ready to go, then 300 feet from my house, the shifter on the steering column broke off in my hand!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck....waiting for a fucking part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck sunday's, the parts stores are closed=major delay!!, fuck slow shipping! fuck false prophets, Fuck weak aluminum parts!

Luckily the tow truck driver was cool, a burngin and he towed me to the fucking house, (against the AAA rules apparently, pft) he's been helpful giving rides and assisting with the repair, my mind is numb/blown/frazzled...slowy packing, zombie mode...fucking part better arrive manana or I'm gonna melt down.

yea sail man, I'm outta here. :lol:

MA if you can find me (grai and MDF will know where I end up) the golfcart seats four, life has a fucking way of working out, I said 10 months ago I'd have a scary looking ride, and I do! It even has shark teeth, among a fuckton of LEDs and etc etc etc....you're more than welcome to go for a cruise with we gimps 8)

Where's my fucking part???!!! gah!!
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:09 pm

thanks moonrise! I'll take you up on that. I was going to bring my biycle but I can't. No place to put it. Couldn't use it anyway!!

Can't wait to meet you!! It feels like a fuckin family reunion, meeting all my friends,...that doesn't sound right...meeting all my family!!

As I've said in the past, My fucking cup runneth over. *Dammit, why do I ALWAYS have to cry??? my eyelashes are starting to form salt crystals.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by moonrise » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:52 pm

Awww MA, fucking back injuries, they fucking suck!!

The radically modified scary shark toothed day AND night licensed ride Imma have is a comfy job too, gonna cover some of it's seats in real sheep skin fur and we'll also be a support vehicle for the Shark MV!! returning from Seattle, big blue shark with a fucking fin two stories high! Hahahaaa...oh and I'm supposed to be going fucking flying too...loop t loops and all, might fucking puke but it'll be soo worth it, hehehe.

grai n MDF will know where I am, once the fucking steering column for the truck arrives :twisted: I'll be less fucking stressed, grrrr..... :evil:
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:59 pm

hang the fuck in there, Moon!!!!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by graidawg » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:17 pm

you are doing fine moon! see you soon

Fuck i will be at gatwick airport in 2 days time!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by moonrise » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:33 pm

Uh huh yg n grai, now I must go the fuck to bed!! Gotta get packing and what not....need to rise with the sun, my sista, haha :arrow: [bedtime]
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by OregonRed » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:04 am

maryanimal wrote:
Thanks OR, Are you feeling better? I hope so! I'd love to meet you!!

Come by M*A*S*H* 4207 in the lovely trenches of Terminal City anytime... If I'm not there, check the Booby Bar... Good chance I'm hanging with those lovely people (I'm bi-camptuial :mrgreen: ) Otherwise, I'll see you at the Meet & Greet.

I'm feeling better enough that I can effectively fake it again. Some days are good, some days are bad. That's just how this fucking stuff goes. Fortunately, my cycle goes so that I shouldn't have to deal with it being truly awful until after the man falls.

To be completely honest, I NEED this time in the desert in a way that defies explanation. I'm ready. Let's fucking go!!!!!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by yurtgirl » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:01 am

fucking license plate registration...
got so caught up in all that is TTITD that my birthday passed on Sunday (woohoo big 5-0)and I forgot to renew my car's registration. Now that I've spent all my current cash on the frigging monkey hut, beads for making jewelry and other whatnots, I have to wait till payday Friday to get new tags. There will be no cross country trip without a current registration!
And to put icing on the cake I was reminded of said expired tags from this text message i got at work from the beau who is using my car today:
"the cop says your tags are expired"


oops.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Elderberry » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:12 am

Fuck, my registration is due the week I get back!

You're lucky your beau only got a warning.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:41 am

Fuck.

Just... Fuck.

Those that know, know.

Cross your fingers for me, OK?

Thanks...

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Re: Fuck!

Post by OregonRed » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:33 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Fuck.

Just... Fuck.

Those that know, know.

Cross your fingers for me, OK?

Thanks...


Fingers crossed for you BBS!

FUCK!
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Post by knowmad » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:39 am

yurtgirl wrote:fucking license plate registration...
got so caught up in all that is TTITD that my birthday passed on Sunday (woohoo big 5-0)and I forgot to renew my car's registration. Now that I've spent all my current cash on the frigging monkey hut, beads for making jewelry and other whatnots, I have to wait till payday Friday to get new tags. There will be no cross country trip without a current registration!
And to put icing on the cake I was reminded of said expired tags from this text message i got at work from the beau who is using my car today:
"the cop says your tags are expired"


oops.
they've been expired for 23 days!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:42 am

'Preciate that more than you know! (Esp. since you know!)

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Re: Fuck! FUBAR'ed

Post by skibear » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:18 pm

Fuck, the situation is FUBAR'ed. For non-engineering or non-military that means:

FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)

I just went to an army surplus store for this fucking great t shirt for BRC. Army green with the fucking word FUBAR
on the front. Not only couldn't get it but find the fucking store burned down several years ago.

It is Fucked U
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Re: Fuck!

Post by BAS » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:00 pm

Fucking ankle is really itching. The wrap/brace I wear to keep my joint from hurting has been making the skin break out. I need to get to the drug store for some sort of cream the doctor prescribed which might help, but I have to wait until I get paid Thursday. (Which is also the payday I find out what the State's reduced my income to.)
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Do things that have never been done."
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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:45 pm

BAS wrote:Fucking ankle is really itching. The wrap/brace I wear to keep my joint from hurting has been making the skin break out. I need to get to the drug store for some sort of cream the doctor prescribed which might help, but I have to wait until I get paid Thursday. (Which is also the payday I find out what the State's reduced my income to.)
The fucking wrap/brace is made of plastic.. Try a cotton like diepers or thin dish towel.. Dr Boners lotion after washing and let air dry good.. Better yet corn starch will help keep it dry and lub a little.. Best thing there is for shorts itch. Cheap too..

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Re: Fuck!

Post by BAS » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm

unjonharley wrote:
BAS wrote:Fucking ankle is really itching. The wrap/brace I wear to keep my joint from hurting has been making the skin break out. I need to get to the drug store for some sort of cream the doctor prescribed which might help, but I have to wait until I get paid Thursday. (Which is also the payday I find out what the State's reduced my income to.)
The fucking wrap/brace is made of plastic.. Try a cotton like diepers or thin dish towel.. Dr Boners lotion after washing and let air dry good.. Better yet corn starch will help keep it dry and lub a little.. Best thing there is for shorts itch. Cheap too..
The problem is that at work I sweat through my socks, and the elastic sleeve like thing a physical therapist gave me to try to help with the problem. (The sleeve is something that they put under casts.) I've tried athlete's foot spray powder. I might try bringing multiple pairs of socks to work-- although, other than break time, I won't have time to change them. :?

Oh, and "Fuck!"
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Re: Fuck!

Post by gyre » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:17 pm

Could you modify it?

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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:18 pm

I've had the crack of my ass taped up for two months now..

That fucker itches no fucking end.. No scratchimg allowedfuck.. Was getting it bare and showered once a day.. The water heater bill is way up.. Today it's going to twice a day shower.. Water water and more water helps heal almost everything..

Soak that foot all the time.. Make sure it is compleatly dry before covering it..

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Re: Fuck!

Post by FIGJAM » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:31 pm

I was told by nurses that if you can't scratch to pat the area gently, no joke, it helps with the itching. 8)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by TinkerMom » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:26 pm

Well, FUCK!! My first fuck for BM!! (Well kinda, but this actually concerns my trip out there.)
I broke my fuckin tranny on my trike, two more days of work. Then I can race the clock to
fucking fix it!! It won't look pretty, but it will work. My friend arrives Sat noonish. We will
mad pack the truck and trailer, and be off!!
Too fuckin close for comfort for me.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Elorrum » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:00 pm

glue wire and spit, whatever. there are lots of folks out there who'd help you fix it too.
er edit to add, fucking looking forward to checking out that trike.
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