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Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:13 pm

On the playa, that is.

I am technically outta here(6am tomorrow)

I don't have anymore time for all this BS here tonight.

Later.
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:14 pm

BTW, the line for kissing my ass starts at 3:30 and "A".

Bring chapstick.
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by Sham » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:16 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:On the playa, that is.

I am technically outta here(6am tomorrow)

I don't have anymore time for all this BS here tonight.

Later.
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by knowmad » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:20 pm

Shambala wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:On the playa, that is.

I am technically outta here(6am tomorrow)

I don't have anymore time for all this BS here tonight.

Later.
It's always about your ass--isn't it! :shock:
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by Shpilkus » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:25 pm

I swear, if that boy didn't have a crotchal area, he would have nothing to talk about.
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by Elorrum » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:26 pm

I'm not sure I'm remembering this correctly. Didn't oeD always mention that a pickle added to any project made it better?
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by knowmad » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:51 pm

Elorrum wrote:I'm not sure I'm remembering this correctly. Didn't oeD always mention that a pickle added to any project made it better?
Nah, I thought he said; "Every project is LIKE a pickle, A phalic, bumpy hard to swallow experiance that cures a hangover."
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by MyDearFriend » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:13 pm

knowmad wrote:
Elorrum wrote:I'm not sure I'm remembering this correctly. Didn't oeD always mention that a pickle added to any project made it better?
Nah, I thought he said; "Every project is LIKE a pickle, A phalic, bumpy hard to swallow experiance that cures a hangover."
Pickles cure hangovers? Gosh that sounds a lot easier than my method... :?

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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by maryanimal » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:19 pm

What's your method MDF? And tell the truth now ya little wench!! hehehe
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by maryanimal » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:20 pm

btw OED, when someone's about to kiss your ass, do you surprize them and blow them a kiss instead? :mrgreen:
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:41 pm

Only if i am within 2 feet of open flame....I know my range.
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by maryanimal » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:43 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Only if i am within 2 feet of open flame....I know my range.

hehehehehehe You're a funny guy!! :D
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by Isotopia » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:47 pm

Do you know just how fucking lame it is to have everyone who's signing off to head out for the event to announce that they're gone?

Really, who the fuck cares. Just go. Spare us your inane post(s) and just fucking do it.

Shoo.

Get in your car and leave.

No one really gives a rat fuck that you're not going to be posting here.

Hope you've taken your script of anti-lame pills.
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by maryanimal » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:51 pm

Isotopia wrote:Do you know just how fucking lame it is to have everyone who's signing off to head out for the event to announce that they're gone?

Really, who the fuck cares. Just go. Spare us your inane post(s) and just fucking do it.

Shoo.

Get in your car and leave.

No one really gives a rat fuck that you're not going to be posting here.

Hope you've taken your script of anti-lame pills.
Awww Iso, you're funny too! *hugs* sure would like to meet you out there one year!
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:21 pm

Fuck off Iso, and don't forget your geritol when you go, and your chapstick too.

And don't fucking try to grab my balls this time, or I swear I will throw a match on you.
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:15 am

OMFG...

bob the couch's sock is a vitriolic drag queen.


who woulda thunk?
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by ygmir » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:47 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:OMFG...

bob the couch's sock is a vitriolic drag queen.


who woulda thunk?
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by Sham » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:08 am

It's an ongoing process. He's still recovering.

Sorry yag, same joke different variation. (it's early and my creativity is just not there yet)

By the way, will we be seeing your petite frame this year?
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by ygmir » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:01 am

Shambala wrote:It's an ongoing process. He's still recovering.

Sorry yag, same joke different variation. (it's early and my creativity is just not there yet)

By the way, will we be seeing your petite frame this year?
yeah, pal, I'll be there, and you'll see me clearly.......well, unless my belly button is too close for you to focus on............
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Re: Everbody can Kiss my ass!

Post by Sham » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:11 am

Ohhhh, that was your belly button? Well that changes everything, doesn't it! :shock:
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