Confessions.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:51 pm

Yep. Big crushy here for Alice.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:57 pm

SED wrote:Yep. Big crushy here for Alice.

Glad you're crushin sombody.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:41 am

admit nothing
deny everything
demand evidence

buzcut · Post by **buzcut** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:44 am

wow, this whole thread took me 3 hrs to get done.

damm I wish there was more here.

have a great day

8 working days till I am home

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:07 pm

Simply Joel wrote:admit nothing
deny everything
demand evidence :twisted:

dick cheney's dictum except for the last line

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:17 pm

I confess, it's been way way way to fucking long since my last expedition and I miss these things. A trip I was planning to go on with Climbers for Peace to Mnt. Ararat was canceled...I don't know why...proximity to Iran and Iraq? Anyway, I think I'm just gonna fucking go anyway. There are Turkish expeditions to the place all the time. 16,000 some feet high and a chance to be in the realm of the arc legends...do I smell Indiana Jones? Yes

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:45 pm

SED wrote:Yep. Big crushy here for Alice.

Alright,

I let this one go long enough and I know, I posted to this quote before but I just can't take it any more. That's my confession.

SED,

THIS IS THE CONFESSIONS THREAD NOT THE CRUSH THREAD.

Man........SED never gets it right and to top it off he has borne a child.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:03 pm

cowboyangel wrote:do I smell Indiana Jones?

just change your socks, dude

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:41 pm

i just wanna bang on me drum all day
i don't wanna work
i wanna bag on me drum all day

and go to fuckin turkey and climb ararat, find noah's ark, become an emissary for christ's second coming, ride on an ararat ufo, take dick cheney for a ride and put him in mother theresa's hole in calcutta, fly over all US defense contactors (in my ufo mr ashcroft and carnivore) and deactivate all weapons of mass destruction. pick up michael savage and deposit him on the moon. and then get laid

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:58 pm

I confess that in addition to having a thread crossing crush on Alice, it was actually my wife who bore the child, not me.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:00 pm

How about, you are just a bore.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:06 pm

I won an art commision last week.
The owners of the business said I could use the masseuse (whom comes in every Monday & Tuesday) for an hour and a half each week.

I have not been touched by a woman in so long, I am concerned I may be cheating on myself.

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:21 pm

I confess to having broken one of my personal rules. Apologies to Joel.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:42 am

I confess that a certain e-playan is disappointing Sensei with his constant attacks on another e-playan, even to the point of following that other e-playan around. I just hope Bambi never has to see this crap.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:31 am

Sensei wrote:I confess that a certain e-playan is disappointing Sensei with his constant attacks on another e-playan, even to the point of following that other e-playan around. I just hope Bambi never has to see this crap.

Hey Sensei,

I don’t know if that was a comment about me and this irritation I have about the bigoted / hypocrite SED, but yes, this goes a ways back before you started posting.

SED is a trouble maker that does not deserve the time of day and I do still have the proof of just how this whole thing started and is still going on between him and me. He has even call my house with his nonsense. ( my fault for being a nice person.)

I confess I don’t like him and there are not many people I don’t like on eplaya. (Not even Badger.)

I suggest no one get in the middle of anything us (SED and I) and have to post to each other and I seriously hope that he gets the balls to make the effort to apologize for his indignant arrogant ways towards me Via PM so that it does not further disturb our fellow eplayans.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:50 am

And besides, I confess I enjoy giving him a little bit of what he dishes out.

(It's really tuff being as nice as possible....preventing myself from saying what he truely is and I have'nt done that.....yet.)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:18 am

What the fuck are you people typing about?'

wrong thread, but it applies.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:38 am

things have a way of working themselves out...even on eplaya

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:33 am

i confess that i don't like playing hostess much.
i confess that i'd rather be on a mountiantop with my boyfriend than anywhere else with anyone else right now.... except maybe all alone.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:12 am

What's the point of confessing anything with so many freelance prosecutors on the loose?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:22 am

Rian Jackson wrote:i confess that i don't like playing hostess much.
i confess that i'd rather be on a mountiantop with my boyfriend than anywhere else with anyone else right now.... except maybe all alone.

I confess that the voices in my head are urging me to a mountaintop somewhere.
I confess that, appartently, my voices now have a boyfriend.
I further confess that I'm very confused as I thought I was straight up until this point.

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Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:26 am

I further confess that my tiff with Rex the Weenie is ridiculous even to me.
I confess that that old ignorant Sicilian pride is preventing me from backing down from weenie boy.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:36 am

i confess that i failed to edit my typo on 'mountaintop'
i confess that somehow, the greater part of our brain managed it.
i confess that my host brain seems to be in the mafia.
i confess that i was the head of the secret police in high school.
i confess that i was a solid member of the 'marty's mafia' in college.
i confess that i had no idea i was involved in corporate crime until Sensei outed me.
i confess that we might be confused.
i confess that i miss Sicilian food.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:49 am

Rob the Wop wrote:I further confess that my tiff with Rex the Weenie is ridiculous even to me.
I confess that that old ignorant Sicilian pride is preventing me from backing down from weenie boy.

I confess that in this matter, I am in lockstep with my sock. Except about the Sicilian pride. How about pretentious intellectual pride? Or Polish pride? Or cussed terrier dog pride? or wild hairy woman pride? Or I have a learning disability and trouble typing and spelling but at least I try pride?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:57 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:I further confess that my tiff with Rex the Weenie is ridiculous even to me.
I confess that that old ignorant Sicilian pride is preventing me from backing down from weenie boy.
I confess that in this matter, I am in lockstep with my sock. Except about the Sicilian pride. How about pretentious intellectual pride? Or Polish pride? Or cussed terrier dog pride? or wild hairy woman pride? Or I have a learning disability and trouble typing and spelling but at least I try pride?

if he is your sock
and i am a voice in his head
what is my relation
to you?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:43 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:I further confess that my tiff with Rex the Weenie is ridiculous even to me.
I confess that that old ignorant Sicilian pride is preventing me from backing down from weenie boy.
I confess that in this matter, I am in lockstep with my sock. Except about the Sicilian pride. How about pretentious intellectual pride? Or Polish pride? Or cussed terrier dog pride? or wild hairy woman pride? Or I have a learning disability and trouble typing and spelling but at least I try pride?
if he is your sock
and i am a voice in his head
what is my relation
to you?

If sock, the itch on my foot. If puppet my sixth finger.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:43 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I confess that in this matter, I am in lockstep with my sock. Except about the Sicilian pride. How about pretentious intellectual pride? Or Polish pride? Or cussed terrier dog pride? or wild hairy woman pride? Or I have a learning disability and trouble typing and spelling but at least I try pride?
if he is your sock
and i am a voice in his head
what is my relation
to you?
If sock, the itch on my foot. If puppet my sixth finger.

i think i like the finger better,

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:42 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:...i think i like the finger better.

Ok, for the first time in my life, I'm gonna keep my big mouth shut.

Mmgnkddd sjkdo mamoknfn ik siit l a alkqpka. Msohwa dkhgd!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:51 pm

Big Mouth wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:...i think i like the finger better.
Ok, for the first time in my life, I'm gonna keep my big mouth shut.

Mmgnkddd sjkdo mamoknfn ik siit l a alkqpka. Msohwa dkhgd!

I'm shocked. He almost managed it.
Why Big Mouth, you're improving!

BTW, if you had any skills i wouldn't have to prefer (my) finger.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!![/size]

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:05 pm

I confess I am awaiting 420 today.... only after I leave work at 5.