Preponderance of Darktards

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Re: Preponderance of Darktards

Postby Playa Status » Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:05 pm

I almost hit one guy...i stopped and skidded and just barely tapped him.. I started to apologize and he stops me saying "Dude I actually give you props on that stop! That was skill!" We shook hands and departed..it was actually really cool.

One guy almost knocked me off my bike...i had a light and he was going really fuckin fast...he zoomed by and we both exchanged looks. The message just said " Dude..."

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Re: Preponderance of Darktards

Postby atomicray » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:13 pm

Hmmm

1. makes a note to bring night vision equipment
2. puts a long range paintball rifle on my list, without dialing down the air pressure
3. bring lots of extra paintballs
4. find a decent high point
5. bring note book and pencil to record the carnage

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Re: Preponderance of Darktards

Postby BBadger » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:51 am

atomicray wrote:1. makes a note to bring night vision equipment


You know that some laser-tard is going to flash-blind you while you wear those right?
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Re: Preponderance of Darktards

Postby remotecontrol » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:13 am

atomicray wrote:Hmmm

1. makes a note to bring night vision equipment
2. puts a long range paintball rifle on my list, without dialing down the air pressure
3. bring lots of extra glow in the dark paintballs
4. find a decent high point
5. bring note book and pencil to record the carnage

Atomic Ray


fixed that for ya! :)

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Re: Preponderance of Darktards

Postby lazerfox » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:58 am

remotecontrol wrote:
atomicray wrote:Hmmm

1. makes a note to bring night vision equipment
2. puts a long range paintball rifle on my list, without dialing down the air pressure
3. bring lots of extra glow in the dark paintballs
4. find a decent high point
5. bring note book and pencil to record the carnage

Atomic Ray


fixed that for ya! :)


+1

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Re: Preponderance of Darktards

Postby atomicray » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:20 am

I have yellow/green optic equipment rather than IR or UV...so a laser would make the view like daylight and give you plenty of time to pop the switch off...besides I would be hunting on the blackness not the lighting of the "insert large art piece" :shock:

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LOL the funny thing is that I had wrote "glow in the dark paintballs" the first time and then wrote "frozen paintballs" but ended up with "paintballs" to avoid being labelled a darktard hatemonger :D

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