The Missing Cheeseburger

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The Missing Cheeseburger

Post by Playa Status » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:10 am

It all started the night that hell froze over. The worst of the worst had just happened and we were sure he was dead..we were all at a loss..trapped inside the prison of beautiful colors. Our minds became bent when the worst turned out to be a missing cheeseburger off a to go order from mcdonalds....the order had been double checked...double checked for accuracy and yet the cheeseburger was nowhere to be found. It was heaven.....oh my it was heaven.

Thus started the saga of capturing the unknown only to open doors that never should have been opened and falling off ledges much too high to land safely from...but it was all needed...thus is the journey into the great abyss..an endless cycle of pure bliss and complete misery. Everything in between is what we call reality.

The missing cheeseburger..it drifts through the realms of space and time..never to be eaten..never to be found...

it is ________

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Re: The Missing Cheeseburger

Post by junglesmacks » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:48 am

Drugs are bad, mmmmmmmkay?
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Re: The Missing Cheeseburger

Post by Sham » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:52 am

I've done this too. Posted in the middle of the night while half sober, half drunk, half awake and half in that twilight sleeping spot. (wait, that's 4 halves) What made perfect sense to me in the middle of the night, made so much less sense once the sun came up. Saturday nights (and a bottle of absinthe) can do this to you.

I now have an uncontrollable urge to eat a cheeseburger for lunch today. I will be sure that it's in the bag before I leave the counter. :D

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Re: The Missing Cheeseburger

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:07 am

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Re: The Missing Cheeseburger

Post by Eric » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:24 pm

Moved to Open Discussion which seems to be a bit more appropriate.
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