Half of U.S. Hookers Are Space Aliens!

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:27 pm

And that damn tabloid Weekly World News caught me with one on camera! Dang!

Now, yall don't know it, but the guy in the picture is like my doppelganger, looks exactly like me. I had trouble explaining this one to my fiance.

PS - it's not true, they do have sex organs, multiple ones that you can change around like Mr. Potatohead.

Yuk yuk.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:34 pm

When Pee Wee got arrested and his mug shot was on the cover of all the tabloids, lotsa people said I was a dead ringer for him. I shaved the scrotee-goateee pretty quickly.

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:48 pm

I wonder why the aliens prostitute themselves in the US only?

I guess they are drug dealers over in Europe and telemarketers in Asia.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:01 pm

don't believe the lies. the corporate execs are the aliens.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:44 pm

buckethead alien wrote:When Pee Wee got arrested and his mug shot was on the cover of all the tabloids, lotsa people said I was a dead ringer for him. I shaved the scrotee-goateee pretty quickly.

Poor Peewee. If I had gotten arrested every time I jerked off in a movie theater, well...

bdongray · Post by **bdongray** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:07 pm

madmatt wrote:And that damn tabloid Weekly World News caught me with one on camera! Dang!

Now, yall don't know it, but the guy in the picture is like my doppelganger, looks exactly like me. I had trouble explaining this one to my fiance.

Are you referring to the Elephant man found in Iraq?
Are you also a big hit with 10 wives?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:08 pm

madmatt wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:When Pee Wee got arrested and his mug shot was on the cover of all the tabloids, lotsa people said I was a dead ringer for him. I shaved the scrotee-goateee pretty quickly.
Poor Peewee. If I had gotten arrested every time I jerked off in a movie theater, well...

During Disney flicks?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:12 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
madmatt wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:When Pee Wee got arrested and his mug shot was on the cover of all the tabloids, lotsa people said I was a dead ringer for him. I shaved the scrotee-goateee pretty quickly.
Poor Peewee. If I had gotten arrested every time I jerked off in a movie theater, well...
During Disney flicks?

For me it's the travelogues.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:02 pm

bdongray wrote:Are you referring to the Elephant man found in Iraq?
Are you also a big hit with 10 wives?

No silly, the normal looking guy chatting up the sexy alien!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:36 pm

I was once in the same elevator as Peewee, he said "hi" and I said, "Hi"

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:54 pm

Pee Wee and I have the same birthday - August 27.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:18 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:don't believe the lies. the corporate execs are the aliens.

No no! The corporate execs are the VAMPIRES! I even worked for one for a time! I dunno if they are are right about the hookers being space aliens, though. (I kinda thought that many of the rock stars were actually aliens, telemarketers were prisoners, and Hollywood stars computer generated animation, robots, or some sort of undead creatures....)

(Maybe I should have taken my meds this morning....

)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 7:58 am

I'll take the alien hookers for 10 Clarence, now can I have that vego-matic please?

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:45 am

Fat SAM wrote:Pee Wee and I have the same birthday - August 27.

ha! mines the 26th! playa bdays have been pretty fun.
-b

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:48 am

What's the other half?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:04 pm

Still no word on the rest?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:11 pm

Oh, yeah... I remember this one...

They're Republicans, right....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:13 pm

samtzu wrote:They're Republicans, right....

or at least free marketeers.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:15 pm

Some of them are Rotarians... but which direction do they rotate?

Depends on which side of the equator they're standing on, I guess....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:19 pm

Oh you think I'm some sort of expert on rotation! Judging by avatars, are we?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:20 pm

... that would explain my fucking painful analprobe.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:13 pm

spectabillis wrote:... that would explain my fucking painful analprobe.

You have to pay extra for that, right?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:17 pm

samtzu wrote:You have to pay extra for that, right?

I guess, because when I regained consciousness my wallet was empty.

Half of U.S. Hookers Are Space Aliens!

Half of U.S. Hookers Are Space Aliens!

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