Hi! I am a sock!

I am a sock puppet · Post by **I am a sock puppet** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:06 am

Why the hate?

Please don't hate me because I am a sock.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:18 am

moonrise wrote:Hilarious thread....I think I just MOOPed a little, in my shorts

ETA Darn it, outta TP...might have to use a sock...

LOL!
Better be a one ply sock!

MOOP_Nazi · Post by **MOOP_Nazi** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:27 pm

I am a sock puppet wrote:Why the hate?

Please don't hate me because I am a sock.

Are you a feather sock?

MOOP_Czar · Post by **MOOP_Czar** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:29 pm

Dammit!! Where did he come from?!?!?!?!?!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:22 am

MOOP_Czar wrote:Dammit!! Where did he come from?!?!?!?!?!

The word feather enrages "the alter ego nazi" from within.

Hunting down and killing the wild boa is the only way to calm the beast

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:00 am

Are we all figments of someone else's imagination?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:01 am

Not figment. I mean figment isn't.

MOOP_Czar · Post by **MOOP_Czar** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:33 am

I like figs.

I like mints.

I think you are on to something.

Kontradiction · Post by **Kontradiction** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:06 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Are we all figments of someone else's imagination?

Nope;...We are Figjam's of someone else's Imagination. ; )

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:24 pm

Not Jella.

Post by **Savannah** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:26 pm

I'd like to think we're all Jella's socks.

jella · Post by **jella** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:20 pm

Savannah wrote:I'd like to think we're all Jella's socks.

Gosh Savannah what a nice thing to say..I'd be your sock anytime

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:36 pm

Oh, the kids today. They have all sorts of socks sex, and I just don't understand!

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:17 pm

I just bought a giant sock monkey for my soon to be 2 year old. The only problem is they didn't give the monkey a long enough tail.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:15 am

Kinetic V wrote:I just bought a giant sock monkey for my soon to be 2 year old. The only problem is they didn't give the monkey a long enough tail.

Okay now dude that is just as mind-twistingly wrong as your current avatar. No no no don't explain

I'd just as soon let my brains be sucked out through my eye sockets...

Kontradiction · Post by **Kontradiction** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:56 pm

Kinetic V wrote:I just bought a giant sock monkey for my soon to be 2 year old. The only problem is they didn't give the monkey a long enough tail.

...For what?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:58 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:APPEASER!

you cannot wash this sock enough times to get the stench of neville chambertlain off of it.

hows that for irony?

Is eating all your peas a form of appeasement?