Sexy Playa Bartenders Needed

YerNotDaBossOMe · Post by **YerNotDaBossOMe** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:31 pm

Camp Transcendent FunKtions is looking for a few sexy folks who know their way around a bar. Our camp includes a pool, bar, DJs, Club lighting, extra bikes, non-stop electricity, outdoor shower, full kitchen, living room, dining room (seating for 15), tons of shade, very sexy people, all having a Playa-riffic good time. The location is great and the bar never closes, please don't piss in the pool. Bartenders will be rewarded with food, drinks, pool passes, assorted party favors - not to mention the undieing love of thirsty Playados and Playettes. Let me know if you would like to volunteer, and where you are staying and I will pass your info along to our camp organizer.

Thanks - Chris

jazzcakes · Post by **jazzcakes** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:37 am

Hey -

I'd be happy to bartend. I'll be slogging pancakes (or something) over in the pancake playhouse in the mornings -- staying over in the pancake remote camp. Hit me up.

-JazzCakes

Playa Face · Post by **Playa Face** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:56 am

Im not sexy, but i can serve a mean cuba libre!!!!

STSC · Post by **STSC** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:44 pm

I can help out...when and where?

PantyMechanix · Post by **PantyMechanix** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 7:01 pm

well, I am camping with you all...and am a bartender from the past, I will be happy to give out shots-o-medicine in my sexy nurse's outfit.

Cindy from Canada · Post by **Cindy from Canada** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:17 pm

Hi ,
My middle name is sexy and I would love to tend bar for you. I did a shift at "the Deep End" the morning of the burn last year and it was one of the highlights of my week.
I will be camping around 6:30 and Jupiter with a group from Victoria.

Cheers,

Cindy

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 1:41 am

I'd love to do some bartending. I'll be camping with Shortfuse, in god knows where, but if you tell me what shift you need I can meet you at your camp.

bianco · Post by **bianco** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 5:53 pm

wow sounds like your camp is quite a delight. I can offer you a crew of very sexy playa virgins, low on bartending skills but high on sexy skills, about 8 of my good friends (all virgins) all are on the long haul with us this year (a record crop) and they badly need to be pimped out and put to work.... in BM2000 i bartended almost the whole week and it was the greatest, so i'm well up 4 it too... let me know if you're interested and we can cross paths on the playa!!

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:20 am

OK, you , you , & you back to my RV for spankings. It's part of the bartending training, seriously.

Of course it's OSHA approved workplace behavior. Don't be silly.

Jezebel, you first, cause i said so. No sass young lady.

Cindy your middle name appears to be 'from' - therefore you get it twice as hard. Yeah you like it rough don't you.

PantyMechanix I'll see you when we get 'home' or I guess in SJ.

As for Bianco, bring the whole crew of your sexy virgins by, I've got all sorts of chores, tasks, and 'stuff' for them to do (to me).

All of this has been a test. If you can't handle the heat behind the bar...you just might get yer sexy ass thrown in the pool.

Tomas Verde
co-King, Mayor & Master of Overkill
Transcendent FunKtions
9:30 Mercury
"our bar NEVER closes & please don't piss in our pool, again"

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:23 am

So...if I just show up at 9:30 and Mercury will I get a firm spanking and a chance to tend some bar?

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:38 am

are you following me?

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:40 am

you just ask for the guy in charge, the mayor, the co-King, Cocktail Man (the super hero "fighting crime, one shot at a time"), the Master of Overkill, the Cunnilingus Rodeo Champion and i'll take care of your ass.

bianco · Post by **bianco** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:50 am

wow it just gets bettter and better, now here's the catch i forgot to mention, my crew are gonna be unionized -for their benefit- which means their working conditions have to meet certain standards- blood alcohol levels cannot fall below a certain level , sexual harrasment must meet certain minimum criteria etc etc etc. or its tools down and stop working. I'll swing by witth the paperwork early in the week!!!

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:56 am

What? did i sound like i was kidding? But i don't like paperwork. Let's just shake on it over a 7 martini lunch. My place, Monday happy hour or maybe tuesday morning over a bloody mary & pancake breakfast. I can get the best table in the house.

It's good to be the king.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:15 am

My working requirements:
At least two pieces of FEMALE eye candy to distract me while I'm supposed to be working.
A blood alcohol level of at least .25 percent at all times
The opportunity to dance on the bar (or near it) should my b.a.l get higher than .75 percent
At least one smoke break every hour
People who don't mind me telling them "I Love You" every five minutes once I've had a few shots

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:24 am

How about a whole jar of eyecandy? We throw down some bomb parties. It's all about sexy. Smoke breaks are mandatory. You can't start your shift untill the previous bartender has served you up.

We haven't built the bar yet but ,after spending time in Mykonos this summer, I wouldn't build a bar you couldn't have a fucken conga line on. Built tough baby cause some of my 'dirty little bitches' like it rough. Dancing on the bar that is.

I might even give you a good ole fashioned prison tatoo. just be wearing some apocalyptic stripper platforms and if i don't like your outfit you might have to change, we have high standards.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:30 am

Lots of female eye-candy good
Smoke breaks good
Shots good
Platforms BAD (unless you want a sexy bartender with a broken arm and a concussion on the floor of your bar)

Oh yeah, and I have so damn many tattoos already that you'd be hard pressed to find any empty space to throw down a prison tat.

BurnScar · Post by **BurnScar** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 4:04 am

We haven't built the bar yet but

You've got about 4-5 days to build that Conga Line bar.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 9:18 am

nostratomas wrote: We haven't built the bar yet .

Better build it strong and long by the sound of it..

STSC · Post by **STSC** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:14 am

Hear Hear. I want the same tho I may end up dancing naked at the .75 B.A.L!!!!! And at least 3 body shots off each of the eye candy being supplied.

STSC · Post by **STSC** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:16 am

I have a portable bar the can be set up for part of the time tho it is nto big....about 5' long. It is part of the "punk Flamingo Lounge and we cna make a visit if you like.....tho either way I WANNA BARTEND!!!

STSC · Post by **STSC** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:17 am

STSC wrote:I have a portable bar the can be set up for part of the time tho it is nto big....about 5' long. It is part of the "punk Flamingo Lounge and we cna make a visit if you like.....tho either way I WANNA BARTEND!!!

PINK Flamingo Lounge

meanstreak · Post by **meanstreak** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:19 am

I am sexy and I do know my way around a bar....... so sign me up.
I will be camping around mars & 9:45.I should be avalible any time other than Thurs or Fri eve.PM or email me at [email protected].
-Ron

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:47 am

STSC wrote:I have a portable bar the can be set up for part of the time tho it is nto big....about 5' long. It is part of the "punk Flamingo Lounge and we cna make a visit if you like.....tho either way I WANNA BARTEND!!!

Get in contact with me. Do you have a picture of your bar? send it asap. If we can build the city in a few weeks, i don't see a problem building a bar. Especially if you come over to help. Big garage, lots of tools, and a radio shack really close (just in case we need a potentiometer switch or something).

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:47 am

Oh yeah.

Tomas Verde
[email protected]
310.985.9393

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:36 pm

OK all you beautiful playa peeps who we've contacted about tending bar or those wanting to please email all of your contact info name (on/off playa), email, #, playa address, drink favorite, availability/schedule preferences, random thoughts, and we are also might have an opeing for the right bar manager. I'm thinking smoking hot & like to be disciplined by your Kings. and you should be good at yelling "you dirty little bar bitches where are the Kings' cocktails", and also able to rally drunks trying to serve alcohol.

Did we mention no experience bartending required. Silly basturds telling us about privious experience, it's all in the attitude.

love ya,

Tomas Verde
'Cocktail Man'
"fighting crime, one shot at a time"
[email protected]

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:32 pm

oh my, oh my...
choices, choices...I've had some of the best times of my life
(...that I can recall...) tending bar and want to volunteer;
participating as eager eye-candy for Jezebel sounds like a
splendid option as well; and now offering the opportunity to
be in charge of all this revelry...??!!
oh, my.

looks like Mercury 'round 8-9 o'clock is the place to be...

PantyMechanix · Post by **PantyMechanix** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:33 pm

I want candy!

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:28 am

tisha2 wrote:oh my, oh my...
choices, choices...I've had some of the best times of my life
(...that I can recall...) tending bar and want to volunteer;
participating as eager eye-candy for Jezebel sounds like a
splendid option as well; and now offering the opportunity to
be in charge of all this revelry...??!!
oh, my.

looks like Mercury 'round 8-9 o'clock is the place to be...

settle down missy. we don't much like drama around these parts.

nostratomas · Post by **nostratomas** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:29 am

PantyMechanix wrote:I want candy!

Sweetheart, you are the candy!

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