MOOP Nazi Brigade

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:37 pm

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MOOP_Nazi · Post by **MOOP_Nazi** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:02 pm

Who is there point of contact, we must recruit them! Such a skilled formation has not been seen in ages!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:18 am

MOOP_Nazi wrote:Notice to all members of the Brigade:

We have struck a blow.

We have not blown a truck...

Disregard all mis-information to the contrary...

Sorry, latest posts from brigand of your moopiness had us snoozing... --yawn--

What was that? Oh yea, regardless of whether branch was olive or Ash planting it on playa was heinous crime against playa purity.

(And how would you to know branch was ash unless it was you that PUT IT THERE???!!!)

And now talk of major detonations of motor vehicles on playa? One shudders to think of tremendous moop, as well as grevious petrochemical scars upon playa. For shame that one would even dare to mention such manaiacal moopiness to give some otherwise innocent psychotic the idea to do such a thing... it would be like a reichstag fire of moop.

We shall now to rest our case that while Moop Nazi says he is pro-playa-purity, only the gift of Apokiliptika can truly purify the playa after such acts are committed upon playa, as tests at Trinity and the Nevada Proving Grounds have shown... where all moop has been vaporized.

Please to notice, megatons of moop being incinerated at Nevada test site, to be cast harmlessly into air. Scientific evidence shows it may well return to earth as highly nutritious fertilizer for plants, not only removing moop but promoting bountiful crops and plenty of work for traktor women. Note look of joyous labors of women in field!!

Note, is such successful program we received "high fives" from Marine Corp representative at one such demooping operation.

Fear not, Comrades, your doom rests safely - and mooplessly - with us. Place not trust of yours in cheap alternates - remain solid in acceptance of full sterilization - from a playa life surrounded by moop - courtesy of Apokiliptika.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:36 pm

I SAY WE BLOW THEM ALL BACK TO THE FUCKING MOOP AGE!

MOOP_Nazi · Post by **MOOP_Nazi** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:50 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:30 pm

"if you dont clean up, we will."

MOOP_Nazi · Post by **MOOP_Nazi** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:43 pm

Best web comic ever- it features my half brother - You can see the family resemblance!!

http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/1

Just a sample of our other national hero:

pyrocat · Post by **pyrocat** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:10 pm

You should create a website that's sole function is to call out MOOPers and publicly humiliate them in a humerus manner.

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:26 pm

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:18 am

Komrade ...

Please to note Photo from current DoomSTAR inspection trip during last BURAN launch.

I notice distinct, how you say, familial resemblance... MmmMMM???

Is nyet possible, however... we shall to see...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:00 pm

Side Note to Apokiliptik Enemy 2012:

We have gifted you on moop map site.

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 38#p746638

Are you truly worthy??

Or will you discard it like moop on playa???

MOOP_Nazi · Post by **MOOP_Nazi** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:12 pm

One of the most entertaining bands to ever completely immerse themselves into a theme to the point of performance art is Hazel und Gretyl from New York. Every now and then you find people who are offended because of the costumes and trappings - they just don't get the over-the-top humor behind the "performance". HuG's newest tour is listed as the "More German than German" Tour... I will leave you to ponder that.

Understanding VAS and Kaiser von Loopy's humor and with a strong belief that such people would support a like minded band of miscreants, I asked the artists for permission to use one of their songs as a theme song. I explained the concept, and I explained the fact that this would be without any possibility of roayalties. I have received a message giving authorization to utilize their music as an official theme song for the MOOP Nazi Brigade:

Sounds boot stompin fantastik!
You have our permission to use Fukken Uber Death Party @ your Moop nazi birgade Camp @ Burning Man.

Happy Stompin' and Happy Burning! mit FIRE!!

VAS/ Kaizer
-Hanzel und Gretyl

So, without further delay:

[youtube][/youtube]

F-U-K-K-E-N U-B-E-R
F-U-K-K-E-N U-B-E-R

Let's get this toten party started macht schnell!
Let's get this toten party started macht schnell!
Let's get this toten party started macht schnell!
Let's get this toten party started macht schnell!

Bringen zee frau mit der schnapps und bier!
Bringen zee frau mit der schnapps und bier!
Bringen zee frau mit der schnapps und bier!
Bringen zee frau eins! zwei! drei! vier!

Fukken Uber Death Party!
Fukken Uber Death! Heil!

Ich bin der kraut mit der grossen schnitzel! (I am the Kraut with the large schnitzel)
Ich bin der kraut mit der grossen schnitzel! (I am the Kraut with the large schnitzel)
Ich bin der kraut mit der grossen schnitzel! (I am the Kraut with the large schnitzel)
Ich bin der kraut mit der grossen schnitzel! (I am the Kraut with the large schnitzel)

Fukken Uber Death Party!
Fukken Uber Death!

F-U-K-K-E-N U-B-E-R
F-U-K-K-E-N U-B-E-R

It brings tears to the eyes. no?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:47 pm

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MOOP_Nazi · Post by **MOOP_Nazi** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:53 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

This will be sent to Mme. Vas Callas for her edification. Excellent!

Danke schoen Crypto... much appreciated!

ohmu · Post by **ohmu** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:17 am

Howl, baby, howl!

MOOP_Czar · Post by **MOOP_Czar** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:53 am

MOOP_Czar · Post by **MOOP_Czar** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:29 am

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:25 am

MOOP_Czar wrote:

I will follow my great Tsar to the ends of the trash fences.

"Raspmoopin"

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:45 pm

Ive got my game face........

COUNT ME IN!!

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:08 pm

*crickets chirping*

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:08 pm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:58 pm

yeah where'd he go?.......

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:22 pm

I have ticket fiasco nightmares in regard to him.

Maybe he couldn't get time off his job. Czardom is more that a 40 hour a week gig.

Post by **trilobyte** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:55 am

He posted some time ago that he was unfortunately not going to be able to make it to this year's event.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:10 am

Bunch a fucking tree-huggers.

pink · Post by **pink** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:54 am

So no MOOP nazi brigade? I've been piecing together my costume of DOOM to trounce MOOPers wherever they may try to hide! I HAVE INSTRUMENTS OF TORTURE!

Must I torment sparkle ponies and dumbfucks all on my own? I'll need a megaphone.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 7:46 am

Maybe Apok will allow you to be a contracted torturer.

pink · Post by **pink** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:43 pm

Or I'll just have to take over organizing a Brigade.

Calling all MOOP NAZIS!!! Do you want to teach fucktards wearing feathers, sequins, or just dropping extraneous MOOP about LNT and how to read a survival guide? How they are not 'special'? Anyone already have a megaphone? Let's roam the playa looking for people to re-educate in the best Apok fashion about MOOP.

brigitgoddess · Post by **brigitgoddess** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:00 pm

Is this actually going to happen (MOOP Nazi Brigade)? I'd like to be a part of it.

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