The Amazing Kreskin.

[Simon of the Playa]

Her's a Place to make your Predictions, your postulations for the Future, on any Subject.

It will be here to either prove or disprove your prognostication abilities.

here is mine.

Obama will win the 2012 election, and the major issue that will carry him, and the day, to Victory will be the legalization or END to the Prohibition of Marijuana.

"yeah, right..."

well, Naysayer, listen to my infallible logic.

as of this moment, over HALF of americans of voting age believe that marijuana should be legalized, as per a recent gallup poll.

Well then, the math is simple....

Now lets add in all of those stoners that DONT VOTE normally, because you know damn well they will put down the bong and actively participate in an election that involves the precious weed.

Lets add all of the minorities and inner city dwellers who also may not vote, but the prospect of of a Blizzunt being Smizzoked in the Whizzite House is just too much to pass up.

Also, lets consider all of the Aging Baby Boomers who STILL SMOKE even thought they are pushing 70.

Now, with the added benefit of added revenues and taxes that a desperate economic system needs, you have a coalition of stoners, or stoner friendly voter that cuts across all social, political and economic lines, a vast resetting of the normal voting demographics...

Hell, i'd wager that alot of REPUBLICANS who either smoke or make their money off of growing will secretly vote for the black man too.

If you notice, this has been building for a while now, with all kinds of foreshadowing in the media and other sources of popular culture..

Ken Burns and his documentary about Prohibition is a perfect example.

now heres the rub, since Eric Holder and his Justice Dept appear to be the villains in the persecution and prosecution of growers and dispensaries in states that have VOTED TO LEGALIZE MEDICAL MARIJUANA and he also has had recent troubles GIVING AWAY GUNS TO ANGRY MEXICANS, why not blame him, have him fall on his knife, and let Obama come out smelling like some kickass lemon sour-diesel by offering an FDR-esque approach to getting elevated in the White House.

Yes...FDR....it dovetails Perfectly with the current state of "world war" and "Depression"...i know its mixing memes, but in today's blender of social mores, it fucking works, and works beautifully.

I would wait until the last minute for maximum impact, a Croptober Surprise of sorts.

Its a Slam Dunk....

this will happen, MARK MY WORDS.


why i am not making the big bucks is beyond me...

[Elderberry]

Interesting.

[theCryptofishist]

I predict that many u.s. voters will not vote as if medical leaf were their most important issue.

And now for a completely different prediction.

Women's hem lines will be down next summer.

[Sham]

I predict that Victoria's Secret will have a sale and women's panties will be half off---not necessarily on the same day!

[Bounce530]

Feather boas will replace furry boot covers as the 2012 trend.

[The CO]

Pluto will finally snap from the rest of the solar system making fun, and will go postal on Jupiters fat gassy ass.

[unjonharley]

All hemp's will be freed

[wh..sh]

I predict that Jersey Shore will suddenly start making sense to us

[lemur]

LEMUR PREDICTS:


THAT IN THE YEAR 2030 THE FIRST FEMALE POPE WILL BE CROWNED.

AND HER NAME WILL BE BONNIE.

[MOOP_Czar]

Feather boas will replace furry boot covers as the 2012 trend.

MOBILIZE!!!!!!

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[unjonharley]

LEMUR PREDICTS:


THAT IN THE YEAR 2030 THE FIRST FEMALE POPE WILL BE CROWNED.

AND HER NAME WILL BE BONNIE.

To late.. A female has already held that spot.. I'm thinking #13.. She fooled them for years.. She got horny and took a lover.. Then hatched a kid while in a public parade..
There is a stone bench with a hole cut out of the seat.. A new pope must sit on and be groped..

[lemur]

my word, im glad im not catholic.

[lucky420]

everytime I look at the title, my brain wants to read it as "The Amazing Foreskin"

[Bin Noddin]

Still reeling from your Alaskan adventure, eh? Good for you, 420.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

the spice WILL flow.

[The CO]

Time & tide will keep doing what they do.

[ygmir]

Time & tide will keep doing what they do.

getting clothing clean and fresh?

[Simon of the Playa]

this too shall pass.