On your knees, I'm here!

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:31 am

No that's ok, you can stay seated...

Well, here I am on eplaya, with my eBike and my eCup, looking for cool eBurners to meet... So where to start?

A few words about me, I am a fierce ancient mesoamerican God trapped in a creepy Frenchman body, I live in Paris, yet I have country houses in New Orleans, Brussels, Yzorderrex, Kaddath and -of course- Black Rock.

I love to give hugs, and to steal souls. I like food, sex and arts, and manipulation of the masses. This is not presented in order of preferences...

I am looking to take over the world.

Of course, like any god, I already love you, but you must love me first.

Tag, you're it....

Love,

Antoine

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:37 am

Welcome!

You'll love the BRC French Quarter...might want to look them up. Have fun!

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:42 am

I already did... (that's omniscience, right there!). They throw cool parties too, for Tutu Mardi Gras... But it's always packed!!

Thanks for welcoming me, Moonrise, that's sweet. Would you like to become a High Priest of me?

Love,

A.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:46 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:54 am

Super-merci, JK! And congratulation for your avatar, it rocks!!

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:58 am

Wellll, I'd like to become high, but I have too much mundane work to do.

We can discuss it, behind closed doors...

ETA: I love you first

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:59 am

No man (or god) gets me on my knees.

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:04 am

moonrise wrote:Wellll, I'd like to become high, but I have too much mundane work to do.

We can discuss it, behind closed doors...

ETA: I love you first

Bah it's not that time consuming, you know. Only takes to put on some nice exotic feathers and to rip out beating hearts from consentent adults... It's fun, and it's good for the ego.

We can discuss it whenever convenient!

Love back,

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:09 am

I always wanted to "Do it" with god... or with french *wishful thinking*

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:09 am

Hola and Hello...

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:21 am

wh..sh wrote:I always wanted to "Do it" with god... or with french *wishful thinking*

That's the most intense welcome post I could think of -at least in this dimension!

Thanks, wh...sh. I'll make sure to swing by tonite, when your soul is wandering, to carry out that wishful thinking.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:23 am

I don't do feathers, or god to be honest.

But I do love French food

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:52 am

Kaddath is marvelous this time of year.

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:53 am

Antoine wrote: That's the most intense welcome post I could think of -at least in this dimension!
Thanks, wh...sh. I'll make sure to swing by tonite, when your soul is wandering, to carry out that wishful thinking.

You sound like Christophe in Choses secrètes and that totally works for me

See ya tonight!

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:54 am

moonrise wrote:I don't do feathers, or god to be honest.

But I do love French food

That can be arranged to... I mean, what do you think I eat in Black Rock? Big Macs? Nope... Good old French foooooooooooood

The whole 7:30 street knows about that

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:56 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Kaddath is marvelous this time of year.

Although careful with the putrefaction stench. It can easily give nausea, and the locals push it.... Precambrian there was nicer; shoggoth were more polite and it's the best season for tentacles.

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:59 am

wh..sh wrote:
You sound like Christophe in Choses secrètes and that totally works for me See ya tonight!

I am Christophe. And Valmont. and Justine.... And all of us will have fun in a few hours!

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:01 pm

Welcome to eplaya!

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:17 pm

Antoine wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Kaddath is marvelous this time of year.
Although careful with the putrefaction stench. It can easily give nausea, and the locals push it.... Precambrian there was nicer; shoggoth were more polite and it's the best season for tentacles.

I seriously thought this was spambot fill text at first when I read this.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:24 pm

Surely you jest:

...a fierce ancient mesoamerican God trapped in a creepy Frenchman body...

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:28 pm

junglesmacks wrote:
Antoine wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Kaddath is marvelous this time of year.
Although careful with the putrefaction stench. It can easily give nausea, and the locals push it.... Precambrian there was nicer; shoggoth were more polite and it's the best season for tentacles.

I seriously thought this was spambot fill text at first when I read this.

Still not sure it isn't?

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:12 am

hey! What happened to our appointment last night? May be I made a date with Spambot... sad story of my life.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:41 am

Spambot probably got eaten by a group of rogue Samoans.

(Hey, I can dream, can't I?)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:52 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Spambot probably got eaten by a group of rogue Samoans.

(Hey, I can dream, can't I?)

the devils incarnate!

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:00 am

wh..sh wrote:hey! What happened to our appointment last night? May be I made a date with Spambot... sad story of my life.

Erf I'm sorry I have no latitude on which dream I popped up in. But obviously it wasn't the last one, which is why you don't remember anything. And that's too bad, your idea of suddenly growing two more penis was grand...

I'll try again tonite. Hopefully we will get busted by your alarm clock, and you'll smile for the reste of the month...

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:13 pm

Here's a map to my heart. Yes, its complicated! Don't get lost

Kontradiction · Post by **Kontradiction** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:47 pm

Am I the only one not getting the humour here?

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:54 pm

Kontradiction wrote:Am I the only one not getting the humour here?

No, no... my jokes are usually THIS bad.

Antoine · Post by **Antoine** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:26 am

What an interesting "Carte du Tendre", wh...sh!! I've found my way so far.

I hope you remember last night though!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:43 am

wh..sh wrote:Here's a map to my heart. Yes, its complicated! Don't get lost

small intestine?

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