The person below me

[Nipple]

"Hey take it walkin', friend. Get lost!"

Often times I'll be writing a reply and decide "Nope, not good enough." So I close the window, killing the post.

If you look at the quality of the other posts I make, that can only be telling about the quality of what doesn't make it.

TPBM still blames Ringo for them getting kicked out of the band.

[Box Burner]

Yeah Ringo said it was too difficult trying to lock up with two bass players. I should sue!


TPBM never liked the Beatles anyway.

[Eric]

I dunno, beetles can be quite pretty


tpbm really wants a pickle

[forty_eight]

yeah, but it's pickle relish

tpbm is a dubstep dj at ttitd

[theCryptofishist]

Everybody on this board is a dubstep dj at burningman. It's pretty interesting when you consider that some of us don't kwow what dubstep is.

TPBM has added "TPBM" to his/her browser spellcheck.

[Eric]

that and a whole lot of other Burn or ePlaya-specific words


tpbm craves Southern bisquits

[Lassen Forge]

... and Grits. And Ham Gravy. Oh yeah. Why else would I wanna retire in the Republic of Texas (other than they let you play with *real* guns there)...

TPBM wants a re-do on an opportunity missed.

[Box Burner]

I would rather undo an opportunity that was acted upon. But knowing the outcome and seeing the other possibilities, I would find the change bittersweet. There is pain and joy in either direction, best leave things as they are.

The juices from your xmas ham can be used to make an awesome gravy.


TPBM likes to sing but only does it in private.

[gaminwench]

Singing is my bliss... I teach others so that they can enjoy it, too...

TPBM harbors fears of public presentations...

[tamarakay]

Unless i'm teaching and then i'm the big ole ham.
(gaminwench, i'd love to learn how to sing)

TPBM - understands how lonely you can be in a crowd.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh christ, you've seen back to my high-school, college, twenties. Now I just don't have that capacity for misery.
TPBM isn't going to re-read Dostoevski either.

[junglesmacks]

Nope. I'd rather watch paint dry.

TPBM is wondering where they can pick up some of this figjam that everyone's been talking about..

[FIGJAM]

5 and H on the spoke!

TPBM wonders where to get a jungle smack. (probibly at 5 and H on the spoke)

[Eric]

I got one at Fandango


tpbm is watching the Oakland protests unfold, holding their breath...

[lemur]

yeah.. stinks pretty bad, doesnt it?


the person below me thinks that stargate atlantis wasnt nearly as good as stargate sg-1

[theCryptofishist]

I don't watch tv. Saves me more time for reading, the great love...
TPBM gave up tv for something better as well.

[TomServo]

HELL NO! I watch the Daily Show and Colbert religiously.
TPBM Reads books electronically

[theCryptofishist]

Nope. I don't want to get sucked into the whole "Kindle" thing, and don't really have the itch to find another reader or a tablet instead. Besides, so much of my reading material is second hand or thrift store or library. So I'm cheaper and easier on the environment.

TPBM is planning an artwork that plays with outrage the gateline produces.

[Nipple]

OH MAN!

THAT'S AWESOME. SIGNS... EVERY SO OFTEN...

"THE LINE TAKES 60 MINUTES FROM THIS POINT"



"THE LINE TAKES 30 MINUTES FROM THIS POINT"



"THE LINE TAKES 10 MINUTES FROM THIS POINT"



"THE LINE TAKES 10 MINUTES FROM THIS POINT"


"THE LINE TAKES 10 MINUTES FROM THIS POINT"


"THE LINE TAKES 10 MINUTES FROM THIS POINT"


"THE LINE TAKES 10 MINUTES FROM THIS POINT"


"THE LINE TAKES 10 MINUTES FROM THIS POINT"


and so on...


TPBM is thinkin' it's 5 o'clock somewhere!

[theCryptofishist]

It's past eight, and I"m up at six to get to my job.

Besides, now that Bob's mentioned Creme Brulay, that's what I'm wanting.

The person below me recently listened to a classic from his/her youth and went wtf?

[Eric]

I don't know if it counts as a classic, but I was just watching the Monkees theme on youtube...


tpbm is still finding bits from someone elses Halloween costume in their house

[theCryptofishist]

No. I live such a pedestrian life...
The Person Below Me just rolled her/his eyes.

[wh..sh]

The person below me just did a somersault and said taadaa!

[theCryptofishist]

Not likely.
TPBM is building wsomething with matchsticks.

[Box Burner]

I had to start over though. For some reason it keeps catching fire.

TPBM likes duck eggs.

[theCryptofishist]

Never had one. I have had my fill of goose eggs.

TPBM is just going to post once before hibernating.

[Simon of the Playa]

yep...and the bankers are going to give up their annual bonuses and buy all the poor some Food for Christmas.


TPBM has a personal relationship with Santa.

[ygmir]

Santa?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



TPBM dislikes "the holidays".

[theCryptofishist]

Boy howdy!

TPBM is doing a massive music reordering.

[burner von braun]

Yep, converting all of my old CDs to mp3..
..just as soon as I convert all of my cassettes to CD..
..right after I convert all of my 8-track tapes to cassette..
...
...
*searches basement for Edison phonograph*


TPBM likes vinyl